Dear Writers of Fanfiction,

Why can't couples break up for the reason of it just not working, for once? We are tired of all of us having to be assholes, bitches, brats, rapists, controlists... The list goes on.

Sincerely,

Every guy and girl that gets pre-paired with Scorpius and Lily

A/N: *snorts* I was just bitching over this a few minutes ago… Anyway, this is an amazing point – I hate these clichés. This one's the work of Sara Darkotter – blimey, I owe her one *grins sheepishly*