i. texas

Sometimes, I wish I hadn't read Ally's Book. And then sometimes I wish that I had read more. And sometimes I just really want to know how Dez managed to find a kangaroo and a llama in less than a day. Like, where do you even-

Wait, no.

Focus on Ally!

Right, Ally. Honestly, sometimes I can't help but wonder why that girl is so neurotic. Why is her little crush on the cellphone vendor guy such a huge deal? It's not like I care!

But, come on! Austin is so a city in Texas! That diary entry could totally have been about me! So I march right up to her, and confront her.

More or less.

"Ally Dawson, you listen to me right now!"

Cue hushed whispers. That's right, Sonic Boom customers, you listen to me. Austin Moon is making a scene.

"Hey, Austin, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm kind of busy trying to write your song, so if you could just-" I cut her off before that speech gets any longer.

"That's great, but I need you to listen to me."

"Um, okay." She puts her pen down, and turns around in her chair. I give myself a mental pat on the back. Score one for Austin.

Oh wait. I have to actually talk about this now, don't I? Wow, I really didn't think that one through. Um, okay. Stalling, stalling, stalling.

"I just wanted to tell you… that… well, you know."

This is more awkward than Dez at a school dance. What do I say? Wait, girls like it when they get complimented, right?

"Those shoes are really nice. Are they new?"

Perfect. Because my hair doesn't make me look gay enough. Way to go, Austin. Fifteen points to Moon house.

"Did you really just interrupt my song-writing for that?" she snaps. "You realize that you're supposed to be singing this on tonight's webcast, right?"

Touchy touchy. Wait, why am I having this conversation?

"Uh, yeah, sorry."

I walk away, wondering what the hell just happened. And then it hits me.

"AUSTIN IS A CITY IN TEXAS!" I hear myself scream. "You hear me, Ally Dawson. You have no right to be mad at me for thinking that you liked me! No right! Also, my eyes are totally kind, and my hair flops in all the right places!"

Heh, I told her. I stride proudly out of Sonic Boom, leaving her all confused and stuff.

Austin – 1 : Ally – 0

It's 2:30AM. I'm so sorry for this.

This entire drabble series is dedicated to Jenny (WIZARDOLOGY), Pearl (PrincessPearl), and Aimy (lonely hands) for getting me addicted to this show. Also, happy sixteenth birthday to Ross Lynch!

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-Dri