A/N: I couldn't help myself after reading what's been translated from New Testament 22. Obviously it's full of spoilers, so read at your own discretion.
Starting with a Bang!
At the beginning of NT22, the battle between Kamijou Touma and Coronzon began!
( Coronzon: I am a demon! The Great Demon hidden by the holy Sephiroth! Ee hee hee! Kee kee hee hee! )
( Touma: I'll smash that illusion to pieces! )
As this happened, Shokuhou Misaki was somewhat shaken by the developments surrounding her. She turned to Misaka Mikoto for support.
"Eh!-? Eeeh?-! Ara, ara?-! What's going on?-! I can't make heads or tails of these twists and turns, but doesn't this seem extremely bad?-! Is it really fine to take on a final boss-like character in our position right now?-!"
Misaka Mikoto was unfazed.
"Don't worry about it. If there's anything I've learned, it's that that idiot isn't the type to be defeated so easily."
"That heroine-level of trust is irritating… But, I guess… It's not like I don't get what you mean…"
The two girls connected with each other by their warm memories of being saved by this boy. Even if it was irrational, simply being around him made them feel like everyone would be able to walk home with a smile on their face.
( Coronzon: Magick Flaming Stick! Manifest thyself and bathe him in thy power! )
"TAAAKE THIS! CORONZON SUUPA WHACK~⭐! EY~!"
Kamijou Touma exploded on impact.
[ SFX: *SPLOOOORCH* ]
"…"
Their smiles and optimism: gone.
Control + Z
The Great Demon Coronzon paused.
"That happened so fast, even I'm surprised."
"W-Wait-wait! Mulligan!"
Despite being severely injured, Aleister Crowley struggled to her feet.
"Mulligan! Y-You didn't see that! That didn't happen! Let me just…! Hold on a second…!"
Stumbling towards the bits and pieces of what remained of the boy…
[ Insert the normal type of magic you could find anywhere ]
Kamijou Touma was back in one piece. Though he came back in the midst of screaming.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!"
Catching his breath, he wheezed.
"W-W-Whoa. Really thought I died back there. But I seem to be alright now?"
"No…"
The silver-haired girl corrected.
"You're all left."
The boy looked at his missing right limb and then back toward Aleister.
Relatively saddened…
"That's unfortunate."
Ballin'
All of a sudden, the lights dimmed!
And a metallic voice pierced through the area!
"YO!"
( Coronzon: Huh? )
"YO! YO! YO!"
"Awww shiiiit! Things 'bout to get real funky y'all!"
"Yo, yo, yo! Can I hear a 'whaaaaat'!"
( "What?" )
"Can a hear a 'heeeeey'!"
( "The fuck?" )
"Hit it!"
( 545: *Beatboxing*)
The number one esper of Academy City stepped into the limelight.
"An AC alma mater
With kicks that leave a crater
A former Sister exterminator
Shoving fools in frigerators
See me walking with a cane but still bringing all the pain
Insane or inane, took a bullet through the brain
They call me Accelerator
Cause there are no brakes on this train"
( Mikoto: Can we leave? Let's leave. I don't feel like listening to this. Two of us are like profusely bleeding. )
( Othinus: It'd be wise to do so. )
( Misaki: Shokuhou Misaki~ Eyes like shiitake~ Speaking from mind to mind~ Just like a walkie talkie~ )
That's a Wrap!
Oddly, the Great Demon Coronzon was being cornered.
( Accelerator: Whatchu' gonna do? My rhymes aren't through with you. )
( 545: Can you even rap? I bet your rhythm's all crap! )
"Nn! You! You!"
Striking a pose, Coronzon started spitting out her own bars.
"I'm the Great Demon Coronzon, and I've got a lot to say!
Letting loose my rhymes will take all day!"
…
…
"…"
They waited for her to continue; however, she didn't say anymore.
"SHADDUP! I'M OUT!"
The Great Demon Coronzon ran off.
Diss Track'd
Later on…
Through various lucky scenarios, Hamazura Shiage had managed to ally himself with Coronzon by stealing an ancient artifact, the Sword of State.
( Sword: Hey partner. It's been awhile, huh? )
( Shiage: Don't talk to me. )
The two were currently looking at boats. Coronzon blankly asked without even looking at the Level 0.
"You, what kind of music do you listen to?"
"What's this all of a sudden?"
Hamazura Shiage gruffly became suspicious at the small talk.
"Do you know how to rap?"
"I'm… about as good as anyone else."
Skill-Out had often been confused as a hip-hop group. Though, to increase their followers, members often played the part of musicians.
"I see."
The Great Demon pulled out a cassette.
"I want you to listen to my mixed tape. Tell me what you think about it."
"Sorry, but no. I wouldn't even know how I'd be able to play it."
Boost
During the battle between Accelerator and the Magic God Nephthys…
Qliphah Puzzle 545 was trying to figure out what the enemy's plan was.
"Tears of transmission? It lets her boost whoever's magic she targets? But what good does that do when she doesn't have a target?"
The Magic God smiled.
"Oh, I have a target."
"Eh?"
"My target… is YOU!"
"W-W-What?-!"
The artificial demon felt something in her break. Accelerator took notice of her changed condition.
"Hey, what did she do to you?-!"
"M-Master… Y-You have to run…"
545 hugged her chest.
"Run… Because… I won't be able to contain myself!"
The jellyfish girl tackled the white-haired boy to the floor and engaged in non-consensual hyper skinship.
"RUB-RUB-RUB-RUB! SQUEEZE-SQUEEZE-SQUEEZE! NEE HEE! NEE HEE HEE!"
"Stop it! I order you to stop it right now! AHHHGH!"
Boost II
Qliphah Puzzle 545 had wrapped her tail around Accelerator, ensnaring the two in an embrace.
"Oi! Get ahold of yourself!"
545's eyes had turned into heart pupils.
"M-Master! Master! Smells sho' good! Master smells sho' good!"
Accelerator gritted his teeth. He shouted toward the Magic God.
"Fine! It's your win! Just put her back to normal!"
"Stay! Stay like this! Forever! Me and Master! Haaah~ Haaaaah!"
…
Nepythys watched the scene silently.
I didn't even do anything yet…