In their living room, Optimus Prime was sitting on the chair and Bumblebee, Megatron, and Starscream were sitting on the couch. Each of them was holding a bottle of energon ipecac.

"Alright you guys," Optimus said, "I got eight crates of ipecac from Perceptor, all on my tab. Now whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of energon pie in the fridge."

All four of them then took five gulps from their ipecac.

"Okay, here we go."

The four bots waited.

"How's everyone doing?" Optimus asked.

"Good, good so far," Megatron said.

"Alright, alright,"

"Nothing yet," Starscream said.

Optimus leaned back in his chair. "Cool, cool. You know I don't know if any of you guys already had some of that pie already but that is… that is some tasty stuff. It's from that bake sale that Arcee- BLAAAAAGH!"

Optimus vomited on the floor.

Starscream smirked. "Ooh, one down! I guess somebody won't be having- BWAAAARGH!"

Now Starscream vomited, leaving the pie between Bumblebee and Megatron. Bumblebee grasped his torso.

"I'm starting to feel funny," he said.

Megatron leaned back. "Well I feel fine, I guess I'm gonna- EAAAAURGH!"

Bumblebee stood up in triumph. "Oh boy! That means I win! I get to eat- WHOOOERGH!"

Then Starscream threw up again. "BWAARGH! Oh- oh Primus! Why didn't anyone tell me- BWAAARGH!"

Optimus fell down to his knees. "OH PRIMUS MY INSIDES ARE ON FI- BLAAAAARGH!"

"Please, no more! No more- BWAAARGH!" Starscream weakly said.

Bumblebee was barely standing up. "Optimus, I'm scared! GHAAAAARK!"

"Get the phone," Megatron said, "Call nine- one- one- HURAAWRGH!"

Optimus staggered towards Megatron in a half- delirious state. "Arcee! Arcee! Arcee get in here- BWAAARGH!" That last vomit pushed Optimus backwards onto the ground.

The puking frenzy seemed to die down.

Megatron was weakly leaning against the couch. "Okay, okay. I think it's gone. I think its- BLEAAARGH!"

Starscream was curled up in a rocking position on the ground, covering his hands with his face and crying. "I don't wanna! I don't wanna- BWAAAGH!"

Megatron held out a hand to Optimus. "Optimus, Optimus I need you to hold my bucket-head helmet and- BLAAAARGH!"

Optimus grabbed onto Megatron's head, and vomited all over his face. "BWAAAAAGH!"

Blind, Megatron threw up again. The puking again seemed to die down. The four bots groaned in pain as they attempted to crawl out of the mess they had made. Then the kitchen door opened. Arcee appeared holding a pot of energon chowder.

"Who wants chowder?" she asked.

Optimus, Megatron, Starscream, and Bumblebee gave a final, simultaneous puke.

"BLAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"