Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight! The privilege belongs to Matsuri Hino!
Warning: Yaoi continued! Language…Probably….And this is definitely the last chapter! Finally! And I warn you: This will be a bowl full of card-board shit…And I should have said this in previous chapters, but this story could probably be categorized under CRACK and it's extremely OOC.
…Enjoy!… :p
-Aidou and Takuma-
The petite drew back, torturously slow in Takuma's opinion and thrust in surprisingly quicker, causing the green-eyed blonde to call out in unexpected pleasure. As both vampire's wanton noises intensified, Aidou continued with the same ministrations: he'd plunge forth, using his super-natural abilities to ensure that he hit Takuma's prostate with every lunge, then, with a teasing playfulness, Aidou would withdraw with a temptingly, deliberate 'slurp' that made Takuma groan in protest.
"Just move faster, Gods damnit!" Takuma yelled angrily, repositioning the hands around Aidou's back to surround his throat threateningly.
The blue-eyed vampire simply giggled coquettishly, "Will do, darling," Aidou replied flirtatiously, his giggling intensifying when he saw the other's eyes roll at the affectionate name.
-Zero and Kaname-
The brunette sighed in contentment, canting his head upwards to return the chocolate-filled gaze up at the angelic silverette who in return blushed slightly at Kaname's candid stare. The pureblood wrapped his arms around the small of Zero's back and gripped tightly, as a child would to his mother, guaranteeing that he may never let go of the hunter.
The pureblood yawned, "I'm sleepy, Zero…" (I'm sorry! That just sounds so innocent and adorable! XD) Kaname leaned in to give Zero's chest light, endearing kisses, "…You can fuck me tomorrow…" he smiled drowsily, his ethereal pecks on the silverette's flesh becoming more careless and sloppy.
"…Goodnight Kaname…" Zero whispered huskily, returning Kaname's embrace full heartedly as he raked his nimble fingers through the tangles of bronze-tinted strands.
The hunter took notice of the innocuous, almost child-like expression on his pureblood's creamy features and smiled inwardly at his luck. Pulling the violet sheets over both bodies, Zero tucked the other's head beneath his chin and daintily lapped up the accumulating drool at the corner of the pink-shaded lips with his knuckles.
-Aidou and Takuma-
"H-Han-Hana-" Takuma moaned, scraping through Aidou's flesh with his nails as he was driven closer to climax by the petite.
Aidou hissed slightly at the pain on his back, smelling his own blood from the eager hands of the other. As soon as he felt his dick swell in preparation for his awaited release, he wrapped his cold, skeletal hands around Takuma's member that was now coated with precum, causing Takuma to shiver in pleasure. When he began pumping the other's cock, the taller noble immediately reacted by clenching his bottom muscles in satisfaction.
"Hana-" before Takuma could complete that thought, Aidou leaned forward to capture his lips in a wet kiss, "…Nnnnh…" he hummed in joy, shuddering at the feel of the other's damp organ sweeping over every margin in his mouth.
Aidou kept a steady rhythm and kept his hand pumping in tempo with his thrusts into the trembling form beneath him. Takuma continued to moan into the passionate kiss and Aidou devoured every one of them, loving the vibrations that left a lasting tingle on his lips and the heat emitted from every struggled pant that he eagerly swallowed.
"Hana!" Takuma called out as he ripped his lips from Aidou's to inhale much needed oxygen, his back arching awkwardly at the feeling of his cumulated release.
Aidou, albeit, took a few more seconds to find his relief, the moment Takuma had cummed, he took note of the green-eyed blonde's orgasmic face he'd be using for later use.
"..Takuma…!" he grunted through gritted teeth when he finally reached his climax.
The taller of the two flinched slightly as he felt Aidou's cum now trickling through both his ass cheeks and causing an uncomfortable stickiness beneath his bottom.
Aidou collapsed over Takuma's chest and managed to wheeze out a sentence, "Did you enjoy it…?" he asked, replacing his provocative tone with his customary juvenile voice that held a tinge of mischief.
The other vampire looked at Aidou through half-lidded eyes and managed to give a nod of reassurance. Takuma was still trying to overcome the after-sex high, though his attempts proved to be futile as he was being soothed into sleep by the gentle thrum of Aidou's chest against his own.
-Kain and Yuki-
"Awww!" Yuki whined as she and Kain walked side by side, towards their dorms, "nothing happened!" she pouted, wrapping both arms across her flat chest in a childish manner.
"You must be really slow…" the red-head stated rather bluntly, not even flinching at the warning in the brunette's narrowing eyes.
"Why?" she asked defensively, her usual 'bubble-gum' tone receding and being replaced by a foreign, womanly voice.
"Hel-lo-o!" he sang mockingly, "Kiryu said 'I love you'…As in happily ever after…I believe that's what fan girls call fluff…I on the other hand, had a yaoi fangasm…" he stated matter-of-factly.
"Well, sorry if I'm not a sappy romantic like you!" she accused aimlessly, "I prefer to see some action!" she huffed, stomping away in a more penguin-like manner than she had intended. (Yuki will be Yuki!)
Kain exhaled in aggravation… 'I have to stop watching Shiki's soap operas.'
-Zero and Kaname-
"…I love you, Kaname…"
-Aidou and Takuma-
"…I love you, Takuma…"
I'm SO sorry for the half-assed chapter! *sobs* I realized something while writing this though…This was supposed to be a humor…But sort of(?) ended in a fluff…I believe I'm better in stories under the category of sad/serious/fluff/sweet(?)….I'm not sure…And also my lemon…Shitty, I know! Would someone care to teach me how to write a good/HOT/proper lemon/lime? I've been rambling, ugh…Well, please review! And expect other one-shots from me today! Have a good day/night I don't know what time you're reading this….
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A/N Extended: I had the last chapter for this written a LONG time ago…But I was too lazy to update, I no longer have internet connection (I will still be writing fan fiction, though), and, honestly, I stopped liking this story a long time ago. I had originally planned on having this story be way longer, but I'm not really one for proper planning and I wasn't committed to this story in the first place(that's why this chapter seemed so rushed). I only updated the last chapter instead of discontinuing it because I've recently gotten a couple of reviews asking me to finish. So, I hope you enjoyed this and please REVIEW or Aidou will stab you with his pocky(Is that even possible?) XD
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