Hey, it's me! Your favorite thirteen-year-old-dressed -like-a-bird, Robin!

Okay, let's see. What did I do today?

I wrote 'Superman's a douche bag" on the bathroom wall. Check.

Kicked the crap out of the Riddler. Check.

Sent photos of Superboy without his shirt on to girls over the internet in exchange for sexy photos of them. Check. (Hurray for fangirls!)

Sent Aqualad that Gay Fish Song. Checkeroo.

Got punched by Artemis because I said "Artemis likes Wally." Check. (Jesus, I thought Batman was kranky. Someone please get her a tampon.)

Hacked the West Star City High School and changed all of Wally's grades to A's in exchanged for a candy bar. Little troll face, check.

Hacked the Batcomputer to find images of Jason Todd with "I miss you written on it." Creepy check.

Oh, wait, I missed one. I was supposed to send an email about my grwing concern for Batman's state of mind. Hmmm... Let's see.

And that's how I came to be writing this letter.

It's about Batman's Mental Health. I don't think the guy's had his bat's in the right place since you know, the childhood trauma that usually turns people into, oh, I dunno, deranged cereal killers.

But lately he's been acting especially weird. I figured at first it was because he hadn't gotten to kick the living lipstick and clown suace out of the Joker, but now I'm not so sure.

Check this.

One day me and Bats were training and I fell on my underweared ass.

Batman said, "We're going to do this again until we get it right. But first, tell me what you did wrong."

I said, "I wasn't focusing. I lost concentration and then fell. I'm sorry. It won't happen again."

"No. You went down like a bitch is what you did wrong."

Dude, let me tell you, Batman going insane would not be a pretty picture. (There's a sane and insane, but is there an outsane?)

I mean as it is, Joker, Two-Face, Riddler- Batman is the craziest of all of them! I mean a guy was traumatized as a child, and now dresses like a bat and beats people up because they remind him of his parents.

I don't care how rich Bruce is, that doesn't slide as being eccentric.