Hey guys *tiptoes into room*

I'm baccckkkkkk OKAY OKAY I HAD A REALLY LONG HIATUS I'M SORRY

And I'm not even back for GGPB either

I'm on TOTAL writer's block for GGPB so please bear with me, I've been hooked on kdramas and asian dramas in general for the past few months, so I just NEEDED NEEDED a fanfic with a kdrama-type vibe to it.

And so, just like how makers of dramas usually tell you how many episodes there will be in a show, I will tell you how many chapters long this will be.

Ten.

At LEAST ten chapters, around 1000 words each. Ten are planned right now, I might add more later, but I doubt it. So expect a 10 chapter story for now :D

So here you go! Thanks to all my fans who have waited oh so patiently ;;

Always writing,

Neko!

Miku strolled into the classroom, flipping her long cyan hair as hundreds of eyes stared at her from afar. Boys gaped as she smiled at them and girls whispered in envy.

"She's so pretty… I wish I was like her!"

Miku had it all. Looks, style, intelligence. She laughed as all the boys drooled at her feet.

"Hey, nee, Miku-chan, will you be my girlfri – "

Suddenly, the girl's eyes lit up as someone walked casually into the room.

Kiyoteru.

If there was one single boy that impressed her out of the hundreds in the school, it was him. Some were friends, others, admirers, but Kiyo – he was different.

"Kiyoteru!" Miku gushed, "Hey, is this seat taken?"

Kiyoteru's bright smile dimmed. Miku hurried to sit down anyway. Everyone knew that the two liked each other, and did practically everything together. They weren't going out, but it was only a matter of time until Kiyoteru worked up the guts, right?

"Um, actually, Miku…"

"Yes?"

Miku turned shining eyes in her crush's direction, hanging onto his every word.

"Miku, I…"

The door slammed open, and all the souls in the room turned their eyes towards the pouty blonde smoothing down her skirt and twirling around a strand of her hair.

"Miku-nee," she stated, placing both hands on her hips and cocking her head.

"Hey Lily!" she chirped, "How are you do…"

"That's my seat."

Miku's jaw dropped open.

"Actually, Miku," Kiyoteru hurriedly whispered, "I'm going out with Lily now. I asked her out yesterday."

"YOU DID WHAT?"

All the students cringed as two voices rang out simultaneously. Lily froze and gulped, chewing on her glossed lips for a second before turning around.

"Kaito."

"You said you liked ME!"

Lily grimaced and sighed, looking at the now growing crowd of students around her.

"Listen closely now, Kaito," she said, whispering, "This is for popularity's sake. I'm the most gorgeous girl in school, and we all know that Kiyoteru's the man of every girl's dreams. So, together, we're amazing. Right? You've got to understand. You're pretty popular, yes, but us? We wouldn't work out."

"We would."

"You're not a little kid, Kaito. This is high school, for goodness sake. And the second to last year, too. Be a man and deal with it."

Having said all she needed to say, Lily spit out the mint gum she had been chewing onto its wrapper and crumpled it up.

"Kaito, would you be a dear and throw this away?"

At that, she walked over to Kiyoteru, nudged a gaping Miku aside, and sat down in the empty seat.

Suddenly, Miku didn't have everything. She still had looks, style, and intelligence, but she didn't have the person she worked so hard to have. It only took an extra level in popularity to get dumped, and it hurt.

Fuming, she flopped into the nearest vacant seat – right next to Kaito.

"Are you pissed too?"

"Lily's not acting right today," replied Kaito, "There's no way…"

"You just got rejected in front of half of the school's population. Sorry to say this, but it's over. Both for me and you alike."

Kaito sighed and sat up from his hunched position in his chair.

"She told me that she liked me a week ago! I was going to ask her out today, since it seemed mutual enough, and…" he shrugged, "well, that happened."

"But how stupid could this get?" Miku glared scathingly at the new couple, who was the object of everyone's attention at the moment. "That girl stole my guy. MY. GUY. There's got to be a way to get revenge…"

"You could date someone else."

"Fat chance," said Miku, "I mean, I know a few who are interested, but they're all a bit… you know."

"Yeah…" said Kaito. "Unless, you want to… You. Me. Oh GOD, no, never mind."

"I would NEVER date you, Bakaito," Miku glared. "I'm only sympathizing with you because we seem to be in the same situation. If it were only you, I'd be LAUGHING, you hear me? Laughing!"

"As with I, Leek face, as with I."

"What did you call me – Le – wow, you've got some nerve, do you?"

"Shut up, Miku, no one cares."

Miku huffed and closed her eyes. Suddenly, she snapped them open and bolted straight up in her chair, hitting her knees on the desk in the process.

"Ahh… Owww, that hurrttttt…"

"What'd you think of this time, genius?"

"You know that dating thing you were talking about?"

"Forget it, never in a million years."

"I know, I know, but you know, we're the most unlikely couple to ever get together."

Kaito raised an eyebrow.

"I'm listening."

"If we went out with anyone else, we would look pitiful, right? The near-royalty of the school, dating out of spite? They would laugh in our faces!"

"Your point is…?"

Looking around to make sure no one was listening, she whispered in his ear, "We've known each other since grade school. We absolutely hate each other, and we're practically sworn enemies. Lily and Kiyo probably didn't suspect a thing when they ditched us for each other. Now, if we dated…"

"It would wreak havoc."

"It would. And they would get incredibly, unbelievably…"

"Jealous."

"Yes, and you know what the best part is? It's not like we're total losers. I'm pretty enough, and you don't look that bad yourself, and –"

"I am AMAZINGLY attractive, mind you."

"Okay, I'm pretty, and you're hot. So together, we wouldn't look too bad…"

"So we date."

"Yes."

"Fake dating, just enough to get the two to break up, and afterwards we go on our merry way and pretend that this never happened. Yes?"

"Yes."

"Okay, we got this." Kaito grinned as the teacher finally walked into the room, twenty-five minutes late.

"Meet in the library at lunch to discuss details," whispered Miku from the corner of her mouth.

"Alright."

xXx

As Kaito twirled around in the spinny chair, laughing like a maniac, Miku put on her glasses and punched some words into the computer.

"We need a set of rules," she said.

"Why?" laughed Kaito, pausing from his hysterical reign over the empty room, "I date you, you date me, they get jealous, done."

"Do you really think it's that easy?" sighed Miku, "We have to make this look realistic without going too overboard with it. I suggest a contract with five rules – yeah, five should cover it."

She stuck her tongue out and adjusted the computer screen before typing again.

"Rule number one," she said, "No breaking the rules."

"Well, what if one of us does?" Kaito inquired, "What happens then?"

"Then… Then the rule breaker has to be the other person's slave for a day."

"Fair enough," Kaito nodded. "I'm just waiting for you to break one," he whispered and giggled.

"I heard that!"

"What?"

"Ah – rule number two…"

"No touching."

"Excuse me? Do you have a problem with me touching you?" Miku said, poking Kaito's cheek, "Huh? Do you? Bother bother bother bother."

"No, I mean like… what do they call it, like hugging and holding hands and kissing and stuff."

"Like… skinship? I think that's what they call it… But ALL couples do that! I can't just rule out skinship…"

"What about 'only use skinship when necessary' … like when the duo are around, and sometimes in public when everyone's watching?"

"Mmmkay."

"Rule number three, one date a week."

"What?" Miku screeched, "I am NOT going on legit dates with YOU, what are you thinking? Do you like me that much?"

"Don't get ahead of yourself, you wanted to make it believable."

Miku flushed and grumbled as she typed the words in, glaring at the screen with a menacing look.

"If looks could kill, that computer would have melted."

"Rule number four, rule number four…"

"Shut up about the contract."

"Excuse me?"

"You can't tell ANYONE about this arrangement, even your parents… or your friends or siblings or whatever. No one. We can't risk being found out about this, it'll make us the laughingstock of the school."

Grudgingly, Miku nodded. As she finished typing it in, Kaito muttered, "Do we really need five rules? Rule number five…"

"I've got that one covered."

"What?"

Miku smirked, typed in the rest of her sentence, and hit print. As the printer squeaked and groaned, she spun around to face Kaito.

"Don't fall for me."