Ok so start with the disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah, This disclaimer applies to the whole story, just to damn lazy to put it on each and every chapter.

Next is the warning: Yaoi, meaning boy on boy. Lemon, meaning smut, meaning sex. Now put those two together you get Yaoi lemon, meaning boy on boy sex. Don't like? Don't read, simple. OH! And MPREG possibly! (this is the part where you all go, "Ewwww Gross! Karma you're disgusting! We hate you!"Cuz apparently not many of you like the idea of Mpreg, why I donna, but none the less you know where the back button is…)

And finally a quick note: The characters may be OOC. This is because its a fanfic, which means it's written by a fan therefore it is changed to meet this fan's desire. So please, I'm aware already :P

Lastly: It's 12am, I'm dead tired but can't sleep because I have this idea running through my head. Story is mine, mistakes are mine and yeah mine! lol So I'm sorry if there's grammar and spelling errors, I'll check it over at a later date (As in when I'm not tired so that'll be a LONG time lol) I'm totally rambling on now, so on that note I present to you the story:

"Eh Shika" Kiba slurred drunkenly as he wrapped an arm around an equally drunk Shikamaru. They both found themselves, and the rest of the Konaha 11 and the 3 sand siblings, at a party. They were celebrating Akamaru's birthday.

"Kiba. Where's Akamaru?" Shika asked

"Oh, he ran off with his new girlfriend."

"How troublesome, throwing a party for a dog who's not even here. Oh well, this parties a drag. I'm going to watch the clouds…"

"Uh Shika, it's nighttime, there are no clouds… And this party isn't a drag!"

"Fine I'll go watch the stars. And it is too."

"Is not! Take that back!"

"Whatever." Shika turned to leave but Kiba grabbed his arm.

"I'll prove to you this party isn't a drag!" He pushed Shikamaru into the nearest room and locked the door behind them. He then grabbed hold of the lazy ninja and clashed their lips together.

"Eh? Kiba?" Shika was confused, didn't Kiba like Hinata? "What are you doing? What about Hinata?"

"What about her? You told me this party's a drag, I'm going to prove you wrong! Plus I know you like me, I over heard you talking to Naruto. Also I'm in heat, so we need to fix that too…" He went back to kissing Shika, moving down his neck. Shika could only stand there, but once Kiba's hands found their way into Shikamaru's shirt, he snapped. He kissed Kiba back with such force that can only be described as lust and passion.

It took them a few minutes, with much fumbling, to get their clothes off and they now found themselves on the bed, rolling their hips together.

"ngh! Shikaaaa" Kiba moaned.

"Yes Kiba?"

"As good as this feels, I vote we proceed to even better things."

"Ngh, So troublesome." Shika got up a little ways and scooted down so he was eye level with Kiba's erection. After eyeing it he lunged forward and engulfed it in one go, making Kiba scream in pleasure. Shika bobbed his head for a while, Kiba withered under his ministrations.

"Shika, so close…."

Shika smirked what could only be described as an evil smirk and pulled off Kiba, flopped down beside him and proceed to close his eyes to sleep.

"What. The. Fuck. Do. You. Think. You. Are. DOING?" Kiba roared at the sleeping Ninja.

"Sleeping."

"WHY!"

"Because this is just so troublesome. To much effort."

"I'll show you to much effort!" Kiba rolled on top of Shikamaru, grasped his erection and pushed down on it. Shika clenched his teeth while Kiba empaled himself on his erection, he looked up to see tears running down Kiba's face.

"Ah, Kiba, So tight and warm. Why did you do that without and prep?"

"I thought it was a good idea…. Just give me a few minutes"

Shika nodded and waited patiently for the boy on top of him to calm down.

"Alright, I'm ok now." He emphasized that by rolling his hips downwards making Shika's eyes roll back. He set a decent pace, panting slightly until Shika gave a particularly hard thrust upwards, striking Kiba's prostate.

"AH! Do.. Do that again!" So Shika did. "Faster… Harder!"

"Ngh, so demanding and troublesome." But Shika complied none the less.

"Shika! So Close!"

"Me too." Kiba was now riding Shikamaru hard and fast and with every hit to his prostate he could feel the pleasure coil in the pit of his stomach.

He came, yelling out Shikamaru's name, Shika not far behind him.

"Party still a drag?" Kiba asked as he laid beside Shikamaru.

"You're so troublesome." Shika said with smile. The snuggled up to each other and proceed to fall asleep.

K so there you go first chappy.

If you're all wondering Shikamaru is 19 and Kiba is 18. And they were celebrating Akamaru's 9th birthday so that makes him ummmm 63 in dog years! lol

R&R please, lemme know if I should keep going, cuz it can be a oneshot or not?