(A/N) A new story that I am writing after such a long time. It came to me as I stumbled upon this magnificent anime and manga and I have been in love with it since. I have watched it and read it several times over and have finally decided to write this story. Basically its canon but with a twist. Saito can actually talk his way out of his ever ongoing problems with Louise. In a sense he will be Mister Suave which also means he will be very OC but don't fear because this story will still be as epic and even more romantic than the original. There will also be elements of "Hayate the Combat Butler" in here as well as music. So please enjoy this story and I will try to update my other stories as well.

Disclaimer: I do not own "The Familiar of Zero/ Zero no Tsukaima","Hayate the Combat Butler" or any other elements. They belong to their own rightful owners.

Please enjoy the show.

"The Familiar of Zero: The Right Kind of Familiar"

My name is Saito Hiraga and I was born on December 9th in the year 1990. I am 17 years old. I have Black hair, which is constantly messy and I wear a white shirt, which I usually keep covered by my favorite Blue/White parka. (I mostly wear it because it is pretty cool plus it always keeps me at the right kind of temperature.)I also wear black pants and White/Blue sneakers. I am just your average high school student with no dreams other than to live. My parents are both dead and I live by myself. For years I have been going from job to job just take make ends meet, but on the bright side of things I did pick up many useful skills. I have learned to talk my way out of almost any problem except when the boss finds you deflowering their ever lovely and "Innocent" daughters. I have even trained my body to be extremely durable and tough just so that I could perform my duties with ease and to run away from said bosses. I have learned to play the guitar and to make some pretty decent music though I usually end up using garage band which is pretty useful considering all of the instruments it has that I myself do not. I am practically a one man band. Then again with all of these things I guess that just makes me different than your average student huh? Never the less I continue to push and persevere. I made sure to promise myself to never bow down to anyone unless they earn my trust and respect. Unfortunately that has caused me to lose many of my jobs, which currently leads to my awful predicament. Walking though Tokyo, Japan which is where I live, (thus the setting of my crappy life) I find myself with my guitar strapped across my back and my laptop in hand (did I mention I have a laptop? Because I do and it cost me three years' worth of rent just to get. The reason? Well instead of charging up with a normal plug it recharges through the solar rays in the sky that way whether it is day or night it will charge up. Plus there is less rent to pay on the electric bill this way.) broke and jobless of course. As I wander the streets heading towards my next meeting point as well as interview I notice a green blob appear in my path. It becomes apparent to me that I am the only one who notices it seeing as I am the only one freaking out. Going up to it I notice that it is excreting a warm feeling into me. I feel it tempting me to reach out and touch it. Obviously I am only human so I let my curiosity overcome my common sense and touch it. I start thinking that it feels like warm jello. Maybe that is what it was. Large green jello? Of course I realize how stupid of a thought that is and I begin to pull my hand back only for the jello like substance to wrap itself around my hand and pull me in. I start to freak out and start screaming for help. How can nobody help me? Why won't they notice me? Am I going to die here? But I don't want to die yet I still have so much to do! I want to live! Somebody! Anybody! Help me! The green blob completely pulls me in and I see nothing and I feel nothing. I glance around and see that I am fine. I was alive? I hope so. Then again I am floating so maybe I died and I am in purgatory? Great now I wish I wasn't atheist because I certainly do not want to go to hell.

Answer My Guidance!

Whose voice is that?

(FLASH)

"Wha… What is that light? Screw it! I might as well head towards it! After all it could be heaven calling out to me."

As I feel myself getting sucked up by the white light I close my eyes only to reopen them again to see blue azure skies.

"Hey Heaven isn't so bad…wait why am I falling?" I turn my body around to see the ground rapidly approaching. "Oh crap I can't believe I got rejected! I knew that white light was too good to be true! Fuck You God!" I scream as I point both my middle fingers towards the white sky. I finally hit the ground head first and hear an explosion. Of course it matters not to me as I open my eyes to find myself surrounded by weird looking people and monsters.

"Considering that I survived a drop from that height head first and that I am able to feel a concussion must reaffirm the fact that I am dead and these weird people and their monster must be the denizens of hell, though they don't look as scary as the stories say. They must have been greatly exaggerated. I wonder how long I was out for? Hopefully not to long." I thought

"Who are you?" Asked ?

"Huh" I say as sit up and turn to look at the owner of said voice. It was a Pink haired girl that looked like she could have been Hermoine Granger from that harry potter movie. Maybe if she dyed her hair she could pull it off. The Pink haired girl was very short and she had very plain white skin. She wore a White shirt and a Black skirt as well as a Black cloak that was tied together along with a medallion with the picture of a star on it. Over all she ranked a solid 10 on my cuteness meter.

"Where are you from commoner? Can you even understand me?" She asked

"Well at least it met your big declaration. Summoning forth a commoner." Said another ? who began to laugh

I turned to the new voice and my jaw almost dropped. Holy shit her tits were huge. I still the blood that wished to spurt out my nose and gained a better look at her. She had dark brownish skin but she wasn't black per say it just looked like a permanent tan on her. She had long Redish hair and wore the same clothes as the pink haired girl….wait did she say summoning? Was I summoned to hell?

"I just made a small mistake!" Yelled the pink haired girl

"It's just like you Louise The Zero! You always surpass our expectations!" Said the red head. Everyone began to laugh after that. They were obviously laughing at her and demon or no demon it was unkind to laugh at another.

"Hey wait a minute!" I began to scream but was quickly shut up as the now identified Louise yell at me to shut up.

"Mr. Colbert!" Said Louise to a bald man who wore long dark Blue/White Robes and held a long Brown stick with 2 Red stripes on it. He was bald and wore small glasses but he held a kind face.

"What is it?" Said Colbert

"Please allow me to summon once more!" Louise pleaded

"I can't allow that." He responded

"Why is that!" she yelled

"This ceremony is a ritual that decides the eternality of a mages life. Asking to re-do it is a disgrace to the entire ritual. Whether you approve of it or not he is now your familiar." He calmly responded

"A Familiar? What is that? Well whatever at least my stuff is ok. I should probably start getting out of here before they remember my presence." I think to myself

"But I have never heard of a commoner as a familiar before?" Said Louise as she grabbed onto my parka before I could rightfully escape. Everyone began to laugh again. Most likely at her.

"Whether he is a commoner or not I do not accept any exceptions." Continue with the ritual said Colbert

"With this…thing?" Said Louise as she poked something hard into my spine.

"God that hurts! What is she even poking me with?" I think to myself

"Hurry this up or do I really have to expel you?" Said Colbert in a stern voice.

"I understand." Said Louise in a defeated tone. She then kicked me in the butt which in turn flipped me over. She obviously had no qualms with hitting me.

"Tch. Demons. Always doing hurtful things." I think to myself. I hear everyone cheering Louise on.

"Tch, be grateful. Normally commoner never get this chance from a noble in their entire lifetime! My name is Louise Francoise Le Bran De La Valiel." Said Louise

Louise then points her stick at my forehead and then sits on her knees in front of me.

"To the Pendent that holds the five powers, bless this one, and yield this one as my familiar." She said.

Louise then wrapped her arms around my head and kissed me. I was purely amazed.

"Well if this is hell then fuck it I am glad I am here!...Wait a minute is there steam coming off of my hand?...Oh shit that fucking burns!"I think to myself right before I black out wondering what I got myself into.

Well there goes the story! I hope that you were all able to enjoy it! Please read & review!