So long since the last chapter...well, University and so on, you know...

(btw: It's really depressing to send a single sentence to your best friend so that she corrects it, and she changed nearly everything)

But, hey, finally the chaos begins...Muhahah!

Happy reading!^^

Kokonoe vs. Rachel

or

Sekshuuu...what?

Rachel dragged Kokonoe into a sort of living room with a wall of monitors in it. Makoto was just about to connect a karaoke machine to it.

"Listen, Rachel!", Kokonoe began explaining, while she still got a chance to. "I think, you misinterpreted something there."

"You know, Kokonoe...", Rachel interrupted while turning around, so that she could face the scientist. All of a sudden, it seemed like the vampire had calmed down completely. But behind her poker face one could recognize, that she was filled with a hidden tension. "I would have never expected you to have so little sense of decency and throw yourself half-naked into a man's arms." As Kokonoe turned her eyes downwards, she realized for the first time, that her jacket was still open, so that everyone could see her black bra.

With amusement, she noticed that she didn't care. And with worries, she noticed that all the sakes she had drunk this evening, were now affecting her head at once.

"Believe me, Rachel!", Kokonoe continued. "I have no interest in Ragna whatsoever! I'm way to busy for a relationship and I'm fine with it."

"Liar, liiiiiar!", a quiet voice whispered from behind Kokonoe's ear. No, it was not the subconscious voice inside her head. It was Litchi, who was standing just behind the scientist. Somehow, she and Tao had managed to slip into the room without her noticing. Now, that Kokonoe glared at Litchi, the doctor quickly jumped to Makoto and Tao, who paid their attention to the karaoke machine, which was successfully connected and began playing music.

"You better mean what you say.", Rachel explained pretending she didn't care. "All Orient town spreads around that the famous criminal Ragna the Bloodedge is a paedophile, who is after young girls. You are not his type anyway. You are way to old."

"You call me old, you...?" But before Kokonoe could go wild entirely, she realized the words, Rachel had mentioned before the word 'old'.

"Oooh!", she warbled. "Now, I get it. You want Ragna for yourself. That's why you're so out of it." Although the vampire girl managed to hide it, from the small hesitation in Rachel's face the scientist noticed that she hit a spot.

"Ts, such a cheap accusation of you only to distract me from yourself.", Rachel replied while pulling her hair back in a dignified way.

"Ooooh, come oon, Rachi!", Kokonoe said with a singing voice. "Don't blame it all on me just because you are sexually frustrated!"

"Wh...frustrated...sexually? Me?", Rachel recapitulated while her face darkened with every syllable.

"Booby-lady? What does sek-shuu-a-lly fros-tra-ted mean?", Tao suddenly asked while stretching every word to pronounce them the way she thought was right. Although it seemed as if the three women weren't paying attention to the scene of jealousy, they were interested in every word, which was exchanged.

"It means, that you are in a very baaad mood!", Litchi explained weighty, but her dignified pose was destroyed by the slurring and her torso's tottering.

"Oooh!", Tao replied fascinated. "Then bunny-person must be veeery sekshuually frostrated right now!"

"This insult cannot be forgiven!", Rachel stated like a judge, who was about to pronounce a sentence on her. "You are to be punished this instant!" Kokonoe was only able to be wide-eyed before she was forced to flee from a raging vampire girl.

Like a cat chasing after a mouse, the females started running around in circles. They were running round every furniture several times, before racing out of the room, just to come in again after a few moments and to repeat the procedure.

Makoto, Litchi, Tao and the karaoke machine were accompanying this with "These boots are made for walking" by Nancy Sinatra. Well,...Tao rejected the original lyrics and was singing "These boobs are made for bouncing" instead.

Suddenly, without any reason to be there, Hakumen was standing in the door frame and began posing with his sword and hidden intention. Or...with no intention at all.

"I am the white void! I am the cold steel! I am..." But before he could finish his perfectly trained speech, Kokonoe and Rachel bumped into him during their pursuit.

"Out of the way!", Kokonoe ordered briefly while pushing him aside.

"How dare you interrupting me, grimalkin?", Hakumen became indignant, but the two females were long gone.

"Hey, Haku, don't bother!", Makoto tried to soothe the white cloaked man and pressed a microphone into his hand. "Come on! Sing with us! The next song is 'Holding out for a hero' by Bonny Tyler."

"I am not singing!", Hakumen declared stiffly, but holding the microphone nevertheless. "I am the white void! I am the cold..." But again, he was shoved aside, this time from behind as Kokonoe and Rachel were entering the room again.

Suddenly, Kokonoe stopped running right in the same place she started running and turned towards Rachel.

"Okay, wait, wait, wait!", she said. Her pursuer stopped so abruptly, that one would have expected the screeching of tyres. "You know what? I'll give you some advise." Rachel was raising an eyebrow, while Kokonoe continued speaking.

"You have to stop being so damn boring! I mean, what kind of a vampire are you? You drink tea instead of blood, you don't sleep in a coffin but in a soft four-poster, you're not burning in the sun, you don't even sparkle! Of course Ragna isn't interested in you. Because a bad-ass like him won't be into a little missy like you! Come on and party a bit! Let go!" Rachel's body was tense with anger.

"You...claim, that my cultured behaviour is...boring?", Rachel questioned indignantly.

"Yes, ma'am!", Kokonoe said satisfied and grabbed a sake cup from the table next to her.

"I will show you!", Rachel declared and violently snatched the cup out of the cat girl's hand. Fast, she drank the sake and didn't catch a breath until the last drop of it was gone.

"Wow, I didn't mean it that way.", Kokonoe said astonished. But Rachel wasn't satisfied with that. Without pause, she grabbed another cup of sake and repeated the procedure.

"Er...Rachel?", the scientist asked indecisive what to think of this weird behaviour. As Rachel had finished her last cup and was about to drink the third load of alcohol, Kokonoe started to worry. "Ey, Rachel, stop it immediately!"

After she also had finished the third cup, the vampire girl's eyes were glassy already.

"This...feeling is rather...funny.", Rachel stated calmly. "I think, I am not able to...articulate myself appropiia...appoppaio...appr...so good any more..."