BLACKLIGHT Mage.

A/N: Yeah, fuck it. I'm not making any promises, or saying anything at all. Just know that this annoys me as much as you.

Nagi Springfield, and the rest of the Ala Rubra, stared at the sight before them. Laying on the ground, snorting and muttering sleepily, was what looked like a blonde teen, wearing only a pair of boxers. Nagi and the others tensed as the guy sat up, rubbing his forehead and muttering, "That's the last time I challenge Aela to a drinking contest. What happened, anyways? …Oh, that's right! As Reaver would have said, 'what a little minx!'" Here, the teen chuckled slightly then groaned, clutching his forehead.

The group collectively sweat-dropped, and Takamichi T. Takahata, a white-haired kid, asked quietly, "What's he talking about?"

The blonde teen froze. His eyes opened slowly, until they were really wide in shock. He glanced around, seeing that he was surrounded by strangely dressed people, with weapons pointed at him, he did the only thing that seemed appropriate.

He screamed.

…okay, more like shouted.

"Gaaah!"

A shockwave stumbled the group, allowing the stranger to jump to his feet, his hands out at his sides as they were wreathed in flames. He pushed his hands together, a long tongue of flame flying out and making Nagi jump back.

The Thousand Master chanted quietly, then shouted, "60 Arrows of Light!"

The blonde's eyes widened, and he brought an arm in front of him, black tendrils forming a hard, black shield.

The arrows impacted against the shield in a large explosion. When the smoke cleared, the blonde was staring at his arm with an 'oh, fuck' expression on his face, his shield completely gone, his arm scorched. Looking up, he spied the Nagi and the other members of Ala Rubra preparing to attack.

"Time out!"

The members stopped in surprise at the blonde's shout.

The blonde spoke again, hands still forming a 'T'. "What are we fighting about?" He asked.

Nagi looked at the others, who all shrugged. "I…really don't know." He admitted sheepishly. "We found you lying on the ground after a flash of light, and then you started mumbling about a drinking contest and someone named 'Aela'."

The strange teen frowned. "Are you sure it was a flash of light? I wasn't kidnapped and dumped here? It's happened before!"

Nagi sweat-dropped at the statement, and shook his head. "No, it was definitely a flash of light."

The blonde's eyes narrowed, and he began to yell at the sky. "WHY? WHY, YOU FUCKER? I WAS HAVING FUN! And sex. Same thing. AND WHERE THE HELL'S MY GEAR, ASSHOLE?"

Takahata decided to ask what was on everyone's mind. "Um…who are you yelling at?"

The blonde looked at the white-haired kid with glowing silver-blue eyes, and pointed at the sky. "That guy!"

Sweat-drops were now present on the backs of everyone's head. A flash of light lit up the clearing, and in its' spot, was a pile of weapons, several of which were glowing different colors. A small note fluttered to the ground, the words clearly able to be seen by everyone.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

The teen sighed. "It's not a problem, just warn me next time, okay?"

Another flash of light, though smaller, and another slip of paper.

GOTCHA.

All of the weapons suddenly disappeared into a small vortex, startling the members of Ala Rubra. A small black whirlwind shimmered around the teen, and when it dissipated, he was wearing clothes. A brown leather jacket with two white lines on each arm, a burnt orange hoodie underneath with the hood up, hiding his hair. A snake-skin belt around his waist, holding the black jeans up, and blue sneakers completed the outfit.

"What magic was that? And who are you?" Nagi asked suspiciously.

The teen shrugged. "I forgot. All I know is that it was a pocket dimension. As for the story of who I am, well, you'll need to pull up a chair, or patch of grass, I guess. It's quite long."

The members sat down, as did the teen, who began to speak.

"Well, first off, you should know my name. I'm Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, and I died when I was five years old…"

…

"…giant dragon! After, we partied for four days straight! Then I got into a drinking contest with Aela, blacked out after hours of sex, and woke up here. Any questions?" Naruto finished.

Nagi raised his hand. "Yes?" Naruto pointed at him.

"How did you travel between worlds?" Nagi asked.

Naruto thought for second, then nodded sagely. "Alright, good question."

"Before the dawn of time, there were these beings, only two, made from energy. They warred constantly, and they hated one another with a passion. They were 'Order', and 'Chaos'. They were evenly matched, and all their battles left them bored. Mutually deciding to make things more interesting, they joined together, and began to create the universe. They made planets from their blood and armor, and suns from their brains. Finding that only one universe would not contain their powers, they created separate ones, and began to create anew. When they finished, there were countless dimensions, and they were greatly weakened. With their last breaths, they created life in the dimensions, before they exploded, scattering their energy across them.

After a time, the energy reformed, into what was known as the Gods. One such God, was the most powerful.

His name, was Soleneus, the God of the Sun.

His opposite, Abysseus, was the God of the Void, also known as space.

Soleneus was humble, and did not think he deserved to be called a God. So, he walked among the people, being one of them for several life times. Because of his accurate predictions, he was known as 'The Prophet Soleneus'.

Soleneus and Abysseus fought for centuries, with empires rising and falling. Like Chaos and Order before them, they found themselves evenly matched. Also like their predecessors, they decided to make things interesting. Gathering other beings like them, they took on the names of their ancestors, Order and Chaos. Their groups fought, again and again, before they both came to the same conclusion.

They needed more power to defeat the other. Power that could not be found in that dimension.

Now, they are in a race against one another, trying to gather the most power, so that they can defeat the other.

One of the groups, lead by Soleneus, took the name 'The Eyes of the Prophet', while the others took the name of 'The Void Watchers'.

I, am a 'Hand' of the Prophet Soleneus, gathering power to so that we can defeat The Watchers, and finally bring balance back to the multi-verses."

Naruto finished his tale, to the astonishment of the Ala Rubra.

"Bu-but…who's the good guys?" Nagi squeaked.

Naruto shrugged. "I'm slightly biased, but I think that we are the better ones."

Nagi clutched his staff fearfully. Being told that in the whole of things, you were pretty insignificant has an impact on people. "So, you guys represent Order, right?"

The blonde shook his head. "Nope. We are Agents of Chaos. Order wants to make everything grey, bland, colorless. No fun, no danger, nothing but boring, dull, nothing. Order would prefer to destroy knowledge of new things, instead of learning. Chaos, as a whole, love knowledge, and the collection of it. That's why we fight."

Takahata frowned. "Then, what are you doing here?"

Naruto shrugged. "There must be something or someone that Soleneus wants me to collect."

A small flash of light, and another note appeared.

DAMN RIGHT. NOW SHUT UP AND DO SOMETHING!

Naruto shook his head. "Although Sol is a patient guy normally, he gets rather impatient when nothing happens after awhile. So," He clapped his hands, startling the group. "What are you guys doing? It has to be better than wandering around for awhile, waiting for something to happen."

Nagi smiled. "We're Ala Rubra, and we're mercenaries. Would you like to help us?"

Naruto grinned at the red-head. "Hell yeah."

…

15 Years Later…

Fifteen years had passed, and Naruto Uzumaki sprinted down the hall of the Welsh Magical Academy (Forgot the name), muttering to himself, "I'm late! Dammit!"

Six years ago, Nagi Springfield had disappeared during a raid by demons on a village, leaving his kid in the care of Naruto. Negi, was the kids' name. Naruto had been Negi's older brother throughout the four years following, along with a girl named Nekane, who had been his older sister, and a girl named Anya, who was his close friend.

At this point in time, Negi was graduating from the academy, at ten years old.

And Naruto was about to miss it.

He skidded to a stop outside the atrium doors, straightened his blue suit, and peaked inside.

He creeped over to where a woman with long blonde hair was sitting, sliding into the chair nonchalantly.

"You almost missed it! What had you so busy that you were late?" Nekane hissed at him, eyes narrowed.

Naruto had the decency to look sheepish, pulling a card with a picture of a woman with horns in the shape of a crown on her head, before he spied a short red-headed kid sitting in the line of graduates, looking nervous.

"Negi Springfield!" The dean called into the mic.

Negi jumped slightly, before standing and accepting the diploma. He looked around from the podium, finally spotting his nii-san and nee-chan, one waving and smiling, while the other gave a thumbs-up and foxy grin.

"Naruto-nii-san! Nekane-onee-chan! I did it!" After the ceremony, Negi ran up to the pair of blondes, waving his diploma.

Naruto grabbed the 10 year-old around the neck and gave him a noogie, congratulating him as he did. "Good job, kid! You deserve it after all the hard work you did!"

"Indeed, Negi-kun." Nekane smiled and hugged the red-head happily, while a girl about a year older than Negi came up to them.

"Hey, Negi! I got fortune telling in England for my assignment, what did you get?"

Negi pulled the envelope open, as they waited with baited breath.

Teacher in Japan.

Anya frowned. "That can't be right! Let's go ask the headmaster, maybe he knows your real assignment!"

…

"No, that's right Negi. You'll be going to Mahora Academy, where you'll meet an old friend of mine. Also, don't worry about going someplace strange, you'll be traveling with a familiar face." The headmaster smiled at Negi and Naruto as he finished.

"Really?" Negi asked Naruto excitedly.

"Of course, little bro! You didn't think I'd let you go to all girls academy by yourself, did you?" Naruto smiled down at Negi as he hugged him.

Nekane scowled at the tone in which Naruto said 'all girls academy'.

…

On the Train to Mahora…

Negi clutched his staff nervously, his green suit shifting as he moved around. Naruto peaked from behind his little orange book, smiling at his little brother.

"Negi, relax. We're just going to teach some girls, how taxing could it be?" He tried to reassure him. It seemed to work, and Negi relaxed slightly.

Naruto went back to his book, absently noting the whispers that flew around the train.
'That kid is so cute! Look at his glasses!'

'But his brother his brother is hot! I mean, look at those whisker-marks!"

Chuckling to himself, he read the next few paragraphs as the train screeched to a stop.

"Ding! Mahora Academy!" The PA cheerfully announced. The doors opened up, and the girls flooded out, pulling Naruto and Negi with the tide.

"WAAH! Naruto-nii!" Negi called as he was dragged by the girls.

"Hold on, Negi! Just don't fall over!" Naruto accidentally bumped into a girl, sending her and her books to the ground. "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't see you there!"

"Nah, 's'alright," the girl said, letting herself be pulled up. When she saw his face, however, her purple eyes widened and she jerked back in surprise. "Okay, what're you doing here?" she asked, clearly surprised.
Naruto was confused, momentarily distracted from helping her pick up her books. "What do you...sorry, do I know you?"
The girl's eyes, which he noticed had an odd, crystalline quality to them, glanced to the side as she bit her lip. "Eh, not quite," She said, "Hey, Naruto, shouldn't you be looking after that kid?"
Naruto swore and turned to run, remembering Negi. However, he was still holding the girl's books. "Ah, shit. Hey! Here're your..." but she was already gone, "Books...oi, Negi, what the hell are you doing?"

A loud shout of "TAKE THAT BACK!" turned Naruto's head, to see his younger brother being held up by a girl with orange hair that had bells attached to her pig tails, wearing the standard school outfit, a red vest with a red long sleeve jacket and red plaid skirt. Her friend next to her was quite cute, with dark brown hair and in the same uniform. Naruto decided to stop the mistreatment of youth, particularly since it was Negi being mistreated.

"Excuse me, orange-chan, but do you mind putting my bro down?" The two girls turned to see a tall, blonde-haired man, wearing a deep blue suit, with an orange tie, holding a bunch of weighty books. He had a small smile on his whisker-marked face, and his silver-blue eyes seemed to glow with amusement.

They both blushed at the sight, while the orange one seemed more annoyed than anything. "And just who the hell are YOU?" She asked as she glared at him.

Naruto's smile never wavered at her raised voice. "I'm this midget's older brother, and very protective of him."

"You should listen to him, Asuna-kun." A familiar voice to both Negi and Naruto said. A white haired man with stubble on his cheeks approached them, the owner of the voice.

"Yo, Takamichi." Naruto gave the man a short wave. "You know this student?"

Takahata Takamichi nodded slightly, smiling. "Yes, this is Asuna Kagurazaka, a student of mine from last year. Hello to you too, Negi. Looks like you're in a precarious situation."

Negi chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of his head. "Yeah…"

"So, what do you think of Mahora Academy, Naruto, Negi?" Takamichi swept his arm around in a grand gesture. "It's quite a place, eh…sensei's?"

"Sensei's?" The dark-haired girl questioned.

"Yup!" Naruto smiled brightly. "Negi here is the teacher for English, and I'm the assistant teacher for lessons."

Asuna looked shocked. "What? You mean these two kids are going to be teaching us? I find that hard to believe, Takahata-sensei."

Naruto smirked. "You think I'm a kid, huh? I don't know whether or not to be offended are flattered, little girl." Asuna turned red.

Before she could explode, Takamichi jumped in. "Actually Asuna-kun, these two are pretty smart for their age." At this Naruto's eyes glimmered strangely. "Negi-kun graduated the Academy at ten, and Naruto was recommended by the headmaster himself."

Asuna gave Takahata a disbelieving look. "Sensei…even if you tell me that..."

"Actually, from today onwards, these two will be teaching class A instead of me." The white-haired man smiled as the words sunk in.

The brown-haired girl seemed to be surprised, but Asuna looked like she was about to go off. "You've got to be kidding me! I don't want some brat and his weirdo brother teaching me!"

Naruto frowned at that. "Okay, that, I take offence to." He turned his head and muttered, "I'm not weird, I'm awesome, stupid orange gaki."

Asuna ignored the blonde while she pleaded with Takahata. "Plus, awhile back, the brat said love was…something really rude to me!"

The oldest of the group arched an eyebrow and leaned down to whisper, "What did you say?"

"I said her love was unrequited," Negi whispered back, making Naruto snicker slightly. "But it's true."

"IT'S NOT TRUE!" Asuna picked him up and began to shake the kid again, shouting, "I hate kids, especially BRATS LIKE YOU!"

Naruto made to stop her, but stopped when he noticed that one of her hairs was tickling Negi's nose. Smirking, he pulled the other girl away from the line of fire.

"A-ACHOO!"

The boy's sneeze blew off Asuna's clothes, leaving her in her underwear.

"Kyaa!" Asuna tried to cover her unmentionables, blushing bright red.

Naruto took his jacket off and slid it on her shoulders, covering her up. But, not without a parting shot.

"Cute bear."

…

"Sorry, Naruto-nii," Negi said guiltily as they stood outside the headmaster's office.
"Every time," Naruto sighed, still holding the pile of books, "Every time you sneeze, someone's modesty takes damage. Not that that's a bad thing, but geez! Time and place, little bro!"
"I said I was sorry!" the young redhead protested, waving his arms. Then he paused as he took in his older brother's appearance. "Where did you get those books, Naruto-nii?" he asked curiously.
"The girl I bumped into dropped them, but she vanished before I could give them back." Naruto frowned thoughtfully. "It's odd...she acted like she knew me, and-" He stiffened, his blue eyes suddenly wide.
Negi was startled at the change in Naruto's demeanor. Before he could ask what was wrong, they heard a voice say, "Come in, please."
Casting a worried look in Naruto's direction, the young Magus opened the door. "Er, hello?" He asked nervously, "Headmaster Konoe?"

In the dean's office, Asuna was dressed in gym clothes, and returned Naruto's jacket. The other girl, named Konoka, with Negi, was on the far side of Naruto.

"Hohoho! I see that you've been assigned a teaching position here, Negi-kun, Naruto-kun." The headmaster, who had eyebrows to rival Might Gai and Rock Lee put together, chuckled.

"Y-yes!" Negi stammered, giving a slight bow, "It's nice to meet you!"

The headmaster smiled at both of them. "I see you've met my granddaughter, Konoka. Say, would one of you, perhaps Naruto, be interested in-"

Konoka appeared by his side, hitting him in the head with a mallet. "Oh, grandpa!"

Naruto looked at her in surprise. Does she have the Pocket Dimension too? While the rest just sweat-dropped.

"Isn't just a little weird that we have two kids teaching us?" Asuna asked, while Naruto rolled his eyes. Kid, my ass. "And our homeroom teachers, no less!"

"Negi-kun," Konoeman stated seriously, "This job will probably be very difficult, even for you." He paused dramatically. "If it is too hard, you will have to return home. There are no second chances. Do you accept?"

"Maa, don't worry about it, Ojii-san!" Naruto spoke up. He grinned at everyone gathered, "Don't forget that I'll be helping Negi-kun out with his teaching. Between the two of us, what could go wrong?" Then he frowned. "...something tells me I shouldn't have said that out loud."
(Murphy suddenly sneezed while reading over the Narrator's shoulder, causing a break in the Chronicling so the Narrator could beat Murphy senseless with his cane)
Konoka cocked her head at the blond boy. He seems nice enough, she thought.
Asuna, however, gritted her teeth. "Great, so we get a snot-nosed brat and a blond pervert at the same time. I'm doomed," she grumbled.
Naruto looked offended. "You say that like being blond is a crime!" he said indignantly.
And of course, he says nothing about being a pervert, Konoe thought amusedly.
"Nii-san's right, Headmaster," Negi raised his voice, "We will try our best to complete our test and pass."
"Goes without saying, really," the blond added firmly, picking up the stack of books from before, "I mean, the best is the only thing we can ever possibly give, dattebayo." He threw an injured look at the brown-haired girl as she giggled.
"Sorry," She laughed, "It's just that you were so serious just now, and then, 'dattebayo...'"
"What the hell's 'dattebayo' even mean?" Asuna asked, thinking to knock the 'kid' down a peg or two.

Naruto sighed with his head down. "Don't even ask…" he mumbled morosely. Fuck! I thought I had gotten over that!

Konoeman clapped and laughed. "Good, then it's settled! Let us begin today! Allow me to introduce your guidance councilor, Shizuna Minamoto!"

Naruto's perv senses went off, and he moved Negi to the side as the door opened, and he found himself in a set of heavenly pillows. Figuratively speaking, though not about the 'heavenly' part.

He pulled himself from the bosom of Shizuna, blushing slightly. She didn't seem to mind as he apologized. "It's alright, hehehe." She giggled slightly, as Konoeman repressed a perverted giggle.

"If there's anything you need to understand, just ask her." He told the two new staff members.

The woman looked and Naruto and Negi and gave a small wink. "Pleased to meet you."

"Oh, and one more thing!" The old man spoke up like a light had just came on in his head. "Asuna-chan, Konoka-chan, can Negi stay with you? Naruto, I have a another student for you to stay with."

Asuna suddenly slammed her hands on Konoeman's desk. "What? Until when?" She shouted in outrage.

"Don't you feel sorry for him?" Konoka said as she patted Negi on the head, kinda like a dog.

"I told you I hate kids!" The orange-head yelled at the brunette.

Konoeman chuckled. "You two get along, now. Hohoho."

They exited the office, Asuna glaring daggers at the smaller red-head. Very suddenly, she stopped and pointed at Negi. "I refuse to live with someone like you!" She shouted, finger in Negi's face like a spear, "Go and camp outside in a sleeping bag, or something! I'm going ahead! See you later, sensei's!" She stormed off Konoka smiling apologetically as she chased after her.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at Shizuna. "Is she always so…brash?"

"She's always been a little rowdy, but she's a good person." Shizuna replied as she took out a book, handing it to Negi, as Naruto had his hands full. "Now, this is the class roll. Will you two be okay?"

Naruto nodded as Negi walked to the classroom, before pausing and looking somewhat scared of teaching 31 girls. Naruto balanced the books in one hand, the other reaching out and setting a reassuring hand on Negi's shoulder. "Don't worry about it, Negi-kun. We'll get through this, easy." He scowled. "Fuck. I shouldn't have said that either."

(Once again, Murphy sneezed over the Narrator's shoulder, this time with snot getting all over the crystal ball, resulting in a rather severely pissed off Narrator whacking his cane into Murphy's jewels)

Negi nodded and pushed the door open. An eraser almost hit him in the head, had Naruto not caught it. He took a step forward, tripping over a trip wire (funny thing, that) and a bucket of water tipped over as his older brother pushed him out of the way with his foot, Naruto catching three suction cup-tipped arrows heading for his chest.

All with one hand occupied by the books.

Naruto looked around, eyes narrowed. "Who thought it would be a good idea to prank the teacher?"

Two pink-haired girls shivered as his gaze narrowed in on them. He suddenly broke out in a wide, foxy smile, causing many a blush. "Someone needs some practice in setting up pranks! That didn't even faze us, right Negi?"

The girl's eyes turned to the red-head, and he began to sweat under their gaze. They rushed up to him, screaming, "Kawaii!(Cute)"

Naruto and Negi found themselves surrounded by females, all asking rapid fire questions.

"Are you our new sensei?"

"Are those whisker marks real?"

"What's the staff for?"

"Girls, girls!" Naruto raised a hand, gaining silence. "One question at a time, please!"

A red-head with a recorder was elected the spokesperson for the class.

"I'm Kazumi Asakura, reporter for the newspaper club! What are your names?"

Naruto pointed to himself. "Naruto Uzumaki, and Negi Springfield."

Negi bowed nervously. "It's nice to meet you all."

"And we're your new sensei's, or rather, he's your sensei, and I'm his assistant, so feel free to come to me if you need questions answered." Naruto finished.

Many of the girl's eyes went wide as they peered at Negi.

Kazumi asked several more questions.

"Where are you from?"

"Wales."

"Eh, somewhere, forgot the name."

"How old are you?"

"10."

"Old enough to compliment you on your ravishing good looks and get away with it."

The red-head blushed at the last answer from Naruto, but asked one final, all-important question.

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

Naruto arched an eyebrow at this, but smiled slightly. He could see interest when it was there. "I think Negi's a little young for that, but no, I'm currently on the market. Why, interested?"

Kazumi blushed and sputtered, trying to deny that. Naruto set the books down, taking out the English text and standing next to the chalkboard, ready to write as Negi began the lesson.

As they taught, with Naruto writing the lesson down and Negi teaching, Asuna flicked small pieces of an eraser at the 10 year-old.

Naruto let the pieces of eraser hit his little bro, knowing that the magical barriers that he had up would deflect the minor projectiles.

The orangette scowled as her sensei did not seem fazed at all by her flicking.

…

The bell rang, signaling lunch time, and Naruto and Negi sat on a bench, eating the bentos Naruto had prepared this morning.

Negi frowned as he muttered something about Asuna being a mean person, drawing devil horns and a mustache, with the words 'I'm mean!' over her head. "Take that!"

Naruto shook his head. "You know, there are other ways to get back at someone, most preferably in an embarrassing manner. They're called pranks, and you suck at them."

The 10 year-old whined, "Nii-san, you know I don't like to prank people!"

The blonde just shook his head again. "Where did I go wrong?" he muttered to himself, before catching sight of a girl balancing a stack of books precariously, walking on the side of the stairs. "That's seat 27, right? Nodoka Miyazaki. She does realize that if she falls that far, it'll be detrimental to her health?"

Just as he said this, Nodoka overbalanced, and fell from the stairs. Naruto's eyes went wide, and he dashed toward the falling girl, jumping and catching mid-air, landing on the ground lightly thanks to Negi casting a small wind spell.

"Are you alright?" Naruto asked Nodoka. The girl blushed as Naruto set her on her feet, helping her pick up the books that she'd dropped.

Naruto returned to Negi, about to congratulate him on the spell, before he caught sight of Asuna standing behind Negi, a weird look on her face. With surprising physical strength, she grabbed Negi and Naruto, slamming them into the tree.

"I knew you two were weird! Fess up, what did you just do?"

Naruto pushed her hand away and straightened his suit. "As I told you before, I'm not weird, I'm awesome, gaki." Asuna growled at him, and he smirked. "Secondly, who knew you liked being the dominant one in the relationship, eh, Asuna-chan?"

She flushed bright red, and Negi took this time to grip his staff (lol). "You leave me no choice, Asuna-san! I must erase your memory, to preserve the integrity of the magical world!"

Naruto chuckled silently. I have confidence in Negi-kun's abilities, but I know Asuna. That won't work on her.

"Vanish!" The red-head exclaimed.

Something vanished, alright.

Asuna's clothes.

"Kyaah! What the hell!"

Naruto repressed a laugh, before sliding his jacket off again, and handing it to Asuna. "I leave the explanation of Magi in your capable hands, bro. Or should I say, paws?"

He laughed out loud as he dashed away from an outraged Asuna.

…

Naruto entered the classroom, which was almost empty. Key word, almost.

Sitting at a desk with her head down was a semi-transparent white girl. Muffled sobs could be heard coming from her, and Naruto hated seeing any girl cry, ghost or not.

He channeled magic energy through his hand, laying it on her shoulder.

She stiffened and looked up in surprise. No one had been able to touch her since she became a ghost. Sayo Aisaka stared into the silver-blue eyes of her assistant sensei with her own red ones, translucent tears forming.

"You…you can see me?" She asked hopefully.

Naruto smiled and nodded. "Of course I can see you! Who wouldn't want to see a pretty girl like you?"

Sayo blushed slightly, but looked confused. "H-how can you touch me?"

"Well, the way I see it, you're a spirit, which means you're made out of spiritual energy." Naruto shrugged. "I just channeled some spiritual energy around me, and voila!"

Sayo actually let the tears in her eyes drop, a happy smile on her face as she ran (floated) at him, hugging him tightly.

To anyone who couldn't see, it would appear that Naruto was hugging thin air, which would call his sanity into question. As he hugged her, Naruto couldn't help but wonder, is this considered necrophilia?

He stroked the spirit's hair gently, asking, "What's your name, cutie?"

Sayo sighed and squeezed him tighter, responding, "Sayo Aisaka, Naruto-sensei."

Naruto's 'big brother' senses were tingling, so he reluctantly separated from her. "Give me a second, Sayo-chan. I think Negi is in trouble."

He rushed to the door, flinging it open in time to see Asuna with her arms around his brother, leaning in to kiss him. On the other end of the hall, there was the rest of the class. Looking between the two groups, he knew that Asuna would get in trouble for kissing a ten-year old.

So, he did the next best thing.

He switched places with Negi.

Now, there are some differences between Naruto and Negi. One, Negi is not a thousands-of-years-old immortal. Second, Naruto is taller than Negi.

A lot taller.

Naruto didn't know that Asuna was just practicing for her confession to Takahata. he thought that she was making a move on his little bro.

Naruto was tall enough, in fact, that his lips and Asuna's met.

Asuna's eyes snapped open in shock, focusing onto Naruto's wide silver-blue, before becoming half-lidded as she fell into the kiss.

A flash of light interrupted the touching moment, making Naruto and Asuna jump apart, blushing.

The flash of light came from the camera of Asakura Kazumi, who was scowling at the orangette, along with quite a few of the class.

Asuna tried to deny that anything was supposed to happen, that she was practicing for her confession to Takahata-sensei.

Naruto grimaced at that, but hid it well.

…

Later on, Naruto and Negi, along with Konoka and Asuna, were walking to Negi's house that he shared with the two girls.

"So, Negi. Pretty interesting first day, ne? Getting mobbed by girls calling you cute, teaching a class full of interesting girls…" Naruto sighed with a smile, Sayo holding his hand as he walked. "This is the life, ain't it, little bro?"

Negi nodded along with Konoka, and Asuna refused to look Naruto in the face. The blonde immortal waved to the trio, as he walked away, to his own room.

"Say, Sayo-chan, would you like to be my friend?" He asked suddenly, as they came upon the door leading to his room.

Sayo blushed and squeezed his hand tightly. "You…do you mean it? Would you really be my friend?"

Naruto smiled and gave her a hug, wrapping his arms around the ghost. "Of course, Sayo-chan. I know what it's like to be lonely, and everyone deserves a friend."

The door opened, revealing Naruto's new roommate.

"Oh, hey, Zazie-chan. I trust that the dean told you about the arrangement?"

"…"

"Good! Do you mind if I invite my friend in?"

"…?"

"Of course I can see her, I wouldn't be hugging her if I couldn't!"

"…"

"Thank you, Zazie-chan. How about I make some dinner, to celebrate the new place?"

"…"

"Awesome!"

…

A/N: And that's the end of the new The Hands of the Prophet: BLACKLIGHT Mage.

I had some help (read: a lot) of help with this fic in the form of NorthSouthGorem, who let me use some of his writing, characters, and humor. Thank you, bro!

If you haven't read any of his works, I would heavily suggest that you do. His stuff is awesome! The humor, the situations, the characters, everything! My favorite of his works would be the CoG: Naruto's Other Tenant, and Pen to the Paper.

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Also, pairings and pactios! Give me some, and I'll see what I can do! You know me, it will definitely be a harem, and there will be awesomeness later on!

A side note: Naruto has traveled around the dimensions, so he has access to several weapons. Which would you like to see him use/ what's your favorite?

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-The Prophet Soleneus.