The characters here are DELIBRATELY OOC as you could probably tell.

Discaimer- I do not own Hetalia Axis Powers.

Canada shot from his seat. "Dudes, I know I'm really awesome and I'm totally the hero, but I still find this personality thingy really weird. So what I think we should do is create some kind of crazy superhero to rip out our brains and switch them around so we won't have this problem by ourselves! Isn't that awesome?"

China folded his arms and looked down. "I agree with Canada. I always agree with-"

Liechtenstien slammed her tiny fist onto the table. "Grow up or I'll beat you with my bruder's Peace Prize!"

Switzerland trembled. "L-little sister, p-please don't start a war!"

France quietly sipped wine from a small teacup. "Canada, there is no way that any superhero would be able to help with our predicament. That's just your new obsession shining through."

England winked and said, "You just love to lord your nonexistent superiority over everyone, don't you, France?"

France scowled. "OBJECTION!"

Canada, as usual, was poking England in the head with his pen. "You Brits just love to hate Canada, eh? Why don't you go back to making us delicious scones that I can stuff in my face all day!"

Japan scoffed. "You occidentals are so immature. You would like some delicious sushi, yes?"

Britain and France were trying to strangle each other, but they took a break to scream, "We'd just get hungry again!"

Spain scowled at Russia. "HEY, VODKA BASTARD!" he growled. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A WORLD POWER! SAY SOMETHING, DAMMIT!"

Romano came over. "Aww, Spain's tuning red!"

"SHUT UP, PIZZA BASTARD!"

Russia trembled, bursting into tears. "I-I don't want to!" he sniveled. "Latvia's scaring me!"

Latvia floated over. "I am thinking that Lithuania gets in trouble and comes crawling to me for help." He put a hand on Russia's trembling shoulder. "And you will become one with Latvia too, da?"

Russia only sobbed harder.

Lithuania rolled his eyes at his fellow Baltic nation. "Yeah sure. You'll so totally be, like, picking a fight with Haiti too."

Poland stood shakily between Latvia and Lithuania. "Seriously! P-please stop threatening L-lithuania!"

Turkey was oblivious to everything, but of course that was because he was snoring away peacefully.

The fight between England and France got worse and worse, until... "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!"

England looked up, wiggling in France's headlock. All the eyes in the room turned to the small, red-haired nation standing at the end of the table. "Italy?"

His eyes blazing with anger, Italy slammed a fist onto the table. "WE CALLED THIS CONFERENCE BECAUSE SOME IDIOT DECIDED TO SWITCH OUR PERSONALITIES AROUND, BUT WE CANNOT DWELL ON FIGHTING ABOUT THAT! AND SINCE I'M THE ONLY COUNTRY WHO IS ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING THIS FIXED, I WILL RUN THE CONFERENCE FROM HERE ON OUT! FROM NOW ON, ENGLAND IS NOT ALLOWED TO MOLEST FRANCE, CANADA NEEDS TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, LATVIA IS TO STOP ABUSING RUSSIA, AND CHINA CAN GO GET HIS OWN DAMN FREE WILL! EACH PERSON WILL ONLY GET EIGHT MINUTES FOR DEBATES AND SPEECHES, AND IF YOU WANT TO SPEAK, RAISE YOUR HAND IN A WAY THAT DOES NOT OFFEND CERTAIN FORMERLY AXIS COUNTRIES!"

A hand raised from the other side of the table.

Italy pointed and roared, "ITALY RECOGNIZES HIS FRIEND GERMANY!"

All eyes turned to the nation sitting at the end of the table. Germany, a goofy grin plastered all over his face, hesitated for a moment. Then he closed his eyes and happily yelled, "BEEEEEEEER!"

And what do you guys think?