I fear I must have used up all of my creativity in the two pictures I drew today, so instead of adding to my other story I'm going with an idea my sister and I made up at 12:00 last night.

Disclaimer: Only a genius can write a story as awesome as Naruto, I am not a genius, therefore… (do the logic)

It was early evening. Orochimaru and Sasuke were done with training for the day and were waiting for Kabuto to make dinner for them, so Sasuke decided to read a book. As you can imagine, Orochimaru's hideout didn't have much of a library. The only book Sasuke could find was a volume of Make-out Paradise that Jiraiya had sent to Orochimaru for Christmas. Sasuke could have sworn that Orochimaru said he threw it away, but apparently he had forgotten to. Sasuke sat down and started reading it.

He soon became engrossed in the book. It was the best thing he had ever read. The plot was intriguing, the dialogue was perfect, and he had to admit that it was also very humorous. Sasuke found very few things amusing, much less humorous. At one especially funny point in the story he even laughed. Sasuke laughed! Now that wasn't a sight that you see every day so of course Orochimaru had to ask.

"Sasuke-kun what are you reading there. It must be very good, you've been sitting there reading for almost an hour. Normally you would be all like, 'What's taking that idiot, Kabuto, so long. I'm going to go train some more.'"

Sasuke was a bit annoyed at the interruption, but glad to have someone to talk about the wonderful book he had found with, "I'm reading that make- out paradise book Jiraiya sent you. I had no idea your teammate was such a good writer, I always thought these books were just perverse pieces of crap directed at middle aged single men with no lives. Kakashi used to read these books all the time."

"Is that one Make-out Violence 3 ?" questioned Orochimaru with a smirk.

The smirk did not go unnoticed by Sasuke. He narrowed his eyes, "Yes, why?"

"I think you should know; it wasn't my old teammate who wrote that book Sasuke-kun."

"What, but I thought the toad sage wrote all of the make-out paradise series. Who wrote this one then?" He turned the cover over and his eyes almost popped out at what he saw (almost, because he's too cool for such an expression). The front cover read:

Make-out Violence 3

By: Uzumaki Naruto

His immediate response was to throw the book in the air and yell, "FIRE STYLE: FIRE BALL JUTSU!"

A huge ball of fire blew out of his mouth, incinerating the book in mid-air. He seemed to be in a daze as he watched the ashes of Make-out Violence 3 drift to the ground. Orochimaru watched the whole scene as if entranced.

"Amazing," he whispered, "Hey, Kabuto! Get the wieners!"

" Do you want the grill as well, Orochimaru-sama!" responded Kabuto from somewhere down the long hallway.

"No, we don't need that anymore!"

Meanwhile Sasuke was still staring at the ashes on the ground, "I forgot to read the ending first," he murmured shakily, "now I'll never know whether or not Kabu and Hansha got together in the end."

Kabuto got there with a pack of hotdogs and handed them to Orochimaru, "Here are the frankfurts you requested Orochimaru-sama."

" Now Sasuke!" Orochimaru threw the hotdogs up in the air. But, alas, Sasuke was still staring at the pile of ashes on the ground and didn't have enough time to produce another fireball before the uncooked hotdogs fell to the ground.

"What a waste," grumbled Kabuto before leaving the room.

"Remember to clean those up before you extinguish all the hall torches Kabuto!" Orochimaru yelled after Kabuto.

Kabuto wondered why the heck he had ever left Sasori. He was supposed to be a medical ninja, not a cook, and most definitely not a house maid.

Sasuke was twitching by now, " Must …know …ending." Then a light bulb appeared over his head. He immediately ran to his room and rummaged through the stuff he had brought with him when he left the leaf village. He found what he was looking for then ran to the phone. He debated over whether he should go through with his plan, but his need know the end of the story won out over the humiliation he would get by doing it. He glanced at the slip of paper in his hand and dialed the number.

Riiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggg, rrriiiiiiiiinnnngggggg, "Hello, uh who is this?" said the person on the other line.

"uh-ehm, this is Orochimaru calling," said Sasuke in a deep, creeper voice, "would you be the author of Make-out Violence 3 ?"

"Sasuke? Sasuke! How've you been my old best friend? We've got a lot of catching up to do! Do you wanna go get some ramen next Tuesday? Oh wait, you're still living at that freak, Orochimaru's place. Why won't you come back dattebayo. You can't honestly—

"Make-out Violence 3 ! The ending! Now!" Sasuke growled having given up on the fake Orochimaru voice.

"Huh what's that?" said Naruto (you should have guessed it was him by now)

Sasuke almost fell over before Naruto continued, "Oh yeah, is that the book I wrote for pervy sage because he wasn't helping me with my training?"

"I would assume so. You can't have written very many books during your life," said Sasuke through gritted teeth.

"Yeah, I don't even remember what it was about."

Sasuke did fall over then before hanging up the phone.

Naruto grinned. "Now what should I do with Sasuke's phone number hehe…"

Two weeks later Orochimaru walked up Sasuke with the phone. He looked exasperated. "It's for you Sasuke-kun…again."

"What is it, another fan girl? I still can't believe Naruto gave them all my phone number ," sighed Sasuke.

"Actually no, this time it's your brother…"

"WHAT! Damn that Naruto."

In case you don't remember, in the episode Please, Mr. Postman, Naruto one of Jiraiya's books for him. Apparently it got published because in episode one of Naruto Shippuden, there was a billboard advertising the book and Naruto's name was at the bottom of it.