ZAFT of the radiance

A Christmahanukwanzakah message from GlaDOS

Greetings from the Aperture science computer aided enrichment center. Since the author is indisposed it lands to me to give you all this message. As you know Christmahanukwanzakah is upon us and in this

holy time of the year where Hindu Santa travels throughout the dimensional space with his reindeer pulled TARDIS. Assisted by his army of elf ninja enforcers. And feast on the traditional Christmahanukwanzakah roast dodo while getting drunk on 40 proof tequila. It is a season of merriment and goodwill. And thus all of us in ZAFT of the radiance wish you seasons greetings.

Joyous Christmahanukwanzakah!

And Jesus was Jewish deal with it, now back to my experiments.

Special 7: In the year 25XX

We stop the plot for a short while to find the author still being tossed around space time. "DAMMIIIIIITTTT!" Only to finally escape and land in a ditch. "Oh god finally! Now to get back and... What the hell?"

The author finds himself in a dystopic city full of broken buildings and garbage as well as many destitute people walking around. "Where the hell am I?"

(Music from the song In the year 2525 starts playing)

In the year 25XX

If man is still alive

If author still survive

They may find.

In the year 35XX

Dark money in politics took over

Now the rich live in space colonies

While the poor are preyed by giant zombie bunnies.

"WHAT?!" Then a giant pink zombie rabbit bursts in from a building killing several people and eating a woman while the rest of the people scatter and Author is warped away.

In the year 45XX

Carbons took over a sunken world

Though we may never know their end

Since Legends 3 was canceled.

"Well this blows." Author then gets warped again.

In the year 55XX

Jesus Christ has been revived

Obviously he is mightily pissed

So he smites everyone who has sinned.

"Whoa, Wait what the?" Author gets teleported again before Jesus decapitates him with a sword while riding a flying horse on fire.

In the year 65XX

A thousand year peace has arrived

But in a world with no want or conflict

Everyone is now fat and lazy.

Author looks on as several really fat people are rolling down the street before warping again.

In the year 75XX

Ostrich now lords over the Earth

Overtaking the land from the machines

And hamster governs behind the scenes.

Author finds a wrecked Statue of Liberty with a robotic face in a desert shrugging it off with a meh before warping again.

In the year 85XX

Things are actually normal here

How very anti-climactic.

We're running out of comedic bits

In the year 95XX

The masses have ascended to the stars

Now dolphin watches over things

And of a giant crystal guardian they sing

"We really should end this." Author is petting a dolphin happily before warping away again.

Now its been 10,000 years

And this random number of scenes

But now nothing is seen

Oh shit is the sun going supernova?!

"This is bad." Then the sun explodes destroying everything in a flash of light. Only for the author to land back safely just outside at Aperture sciences enrichment facility 2. "That was weird..."

To be continued

Next chapter

Radiant ZAFT explores the depths of Onigafuchi discovering the location of Ridley's hideout. But there they stumble into the Puella Magi once again. Combined with the interference of Heartless, as well as

the witch Bernkastel. Complicate things for our heroes. The countdown to the season finale is nearing its end. Next time on ZAFT of the radiance: Road trip

Chapter 22: Countdown to G I'm sure you want to read now don't you?