I don't own Hetalia. Or 'I kissed a boy' Made this in around 15 minutes. Enjoy

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Yo check it out I've got a plan

Here's my intention HAHA!

The frat boys in the club are lame

Let's start an altercation

It's just what I'm used to

Just want to fuck shit up

I've got my whole damn crew

Come on what you gonna do?

"Dude, this party is lame." Prussia said to his two beest friends, looking around the room.

"Ah, I know, Mon ami. This needs...something." France sighed. Spain laughed.

"Fusosososo! I know mi amigos!" Spain laughed again. Right now the whole Gakuen Hetalia High were at a party and, while everyone else was having fun, the Bad Touch Trio was bored. Thay were near the bar, not drinking a drop.

"Let's start a fight! Kesesese!" Prussia said, laughing. Spain and France shook their heads.

"Nah," Spain said. "We did that last week." France nodded his head.

"What are we gonna do, mes amis?" France asked in a sigh.

I kissed a boy and they liked it

Got all the honeys in the club excited

I kissed a boy just to start shit

That homeboy was not about it

I know it's wrong, but I don't mind

I'm gonna start shit tonight

I kissed a boy just to start shit

Bitches loved it

Suddenly, England walked pass them, making France smirk.

"Bonjour, England!" France called. England glared at the french man and kept on walking. Suddenly, France got an idea. "I'll be right back!" he called running after England. Once he caught up to England, France grabbed his arm and turned him to face him.

"What do you want, you bloody-" France didn't let England finish. France pressed his lips agaist the Englishman's, soft but passionate. England was shocked and tried to push away.

No you don't even know my name

It doesn't matter

Don't even front, you've got no game

You're just a sucker

So what now, I clowned you

And I'm stealing your girl too

She wants a secure dude

And that's just not you

The whole party stoped and was staring at the Frenchman and the Englishman. Hungary squealed and began taking pictures, along with Japan, Prussia and Spain were cheering for their best friend and America was caught between laughing and fainting. Once France pulled away, England swore. "Wh-what the bloody Hell, Frog? W-why did you do that?" France laughed.

"Ohohohonhon. Mon amour, don't complain. You suck at picking any one up. Be happy I choosed you." he said, trailing his lips over the shocked Brit's once more. "Though, for someone with no game, you kiss incroyable." France pulled away a second time and began to walk back to Spain and Prussia while everyone stared at either him or England.

Me and my bros that's how we roll

You'll never know how far we'll go

I'll grab some chump that I don't know

And plant one right on him

You're only here for our amusement

Once France got to the bar, he got high-fived by his friends. "Keseseses! Nice, bro!" Prussia said. Spain nodded his head in agreement.

"Si! Maybe I should try that with Lovi..." Spain was then lost in thought with kissing his crush. France laughed.

"Well, my friends, the whole party is a buzz now!" France said. And he was right. All the Yaoi fans were surrounded around either Japan or Hungary, talking like their was no tommorow. Everyone else wa talking rapidly about what happened, ready to spread the word tommorow.

"Glad we could make their day." France purred. Prussia nodded.

"That's what were here for." Spain said.

I kissed a boy and they liked it

Got all the honeys in the club excited

I kissed a boy just to start shit

That homeboy was not about it

I know it's wrong, but I don't mind

I'm gonna start shit tonight

I kissed a boy just to start shit

Bitches loved it

HAHA

All of a sudden, France felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a very red face England.

"What can I do for you, Angleterre?" France purred. England opened his mouth, then paused. After a moment of silence from England, France was about to say something witty, when France felt something soft and famillar on his lips. England began to kiss France. France's eyes bulged and he kissed back. Before anyone knew it, they were having a makeout session right at the bar. France moved his hand up England back and into his hair, earing his a shiver from England. England weaved his arms around France's waist, pulling him closer. France pressed harder against England's lips, licking the bottom lips, begging for entrance. England obliged. France chuckeled against his lover's lips. And to think I thought the night was boring, France thought.