*A terrified LOA has been tied up by Tobi, who is NOT happy at the moment and impatiently tapping his foot*
Tobi: LOA! When Tobi going to be a vampire!
LOA: Soon! Soon Tobi.
Tobi: How soon?
LOA: Uh…anytime now but….
Tobi (grabs LOA by the chin): No buts! LOA should've already done started Tobi's story already! Can LOA explain why she didn't?
LOA *lots of sweatdrops*: Y..Yes. I needed to finish all the requests I had and finish those other two stories before I began a new one. I told you that before Tobi.
Tobi *pulls out a whip*: No LOA didn't; she told readers, not Tobi. WHEN is Tobi getting his story!
LOA *starts blubbering*: I'll start it today I promise, just don't hit me with that please!
Tobi *puts the whip away*: Ok, but LOA going to start it right after this review chapter.
LOA *frantically nods*: ….Y..Yes sir.
*Tobi unties LOA but makes her sit on his lap, then hands the clipboard to her. Poor LOA has been terrified for a while now.*
LOA *clears throats*: O..Ok you readers, let's begin the review chapter and make Tobi happy ok.
Tobi *rests chin on LOA's shoulder*: This is to the Akatsuki, Olivee, and LOA.
*Question 1 by 'Good boy-chan': If you were forced to, who would you sleep with besides your lover(s)?
Sasori *sighs*: Nosy readers but I'll answer since I have to…Olivia.
Olivia: ME? How come?
Sasori: I don't have to explain myself since it's not in the question! Right LOA?
LOA: Yeah~ you do have a point Sasori my man.
Sasori: If you keep calling me that I WILL put on a marionette show with you doing sexual things with my puppets.
LOA *tries to hide in a corner*: I'm sorry, I'll be good.
Hidan: Well I'm next! Let's see…..who would I fuck…..hmmm…..blondie!
Deidara *scoots away from him*: I won't even ask un. For me I pick…Itachi un.
Itachi *gives the artisan a sly grin*: Not a surprise to me. I choose Zetsu.
*Everyone stops and stares at him in shock before continuing.*
Zetsu: I like this question very much. Our choice is Hidan.
Olivia: Uh, this is awkward. Kisame for me.
Tobi *gets wicked grin*: Tobi chooses Kuzu.
Kakuzu *scowls at Tobi*: Sasori believe it or not
Kisame: LOA.
LOA: Despite I'm still scared out of my wits, Tobi's my choice
*Tobi gets a wicked gleam in his eyes but does nothing…..yet*
Deidara: Now that's over, I'm reading the next question un. This is definitely for LOA.
*Question 1 by 'QuestionableStudent': Do you plan on having Madara/Olivia lemons in the future?
Hidan *facepalms*: Why is that fucker getting more popular?
Madara: Isn't it obvious? This crowd thinks I'm hot and wants to see me in action.
Olivia: So…LOA….what is the verdict on this question?
LOA: Yes. Actually I have one or two particular stories in mind a lemon WILL happen. Due to the circumstances in the story(s).
Madara *wraps arm around her waist purring*: I told you we would have sex at some point. I knew you couldn't resist my charm.
Olivia *scowls and rolls eyes*: Don't flatter yourself Madara.
Hidan: TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!
*The zombie pair drag her away from Madara and almost begin to fight him before they turned on LOA.
LOA: What?
Kakuzu: Don't you DARE write a lemon with this bastard and my woman!
LOA *sinks into her chair*: I..I'm sorry but I….SOMEONE READ THE NEXT QUESTION!
Kisame: Calm down LOA, Tobi still has a hold on you so I doubt you'll have to worry about them right now.
LOA: Aside from Tobi.
Kisame *smirks*: Yep, but I'm reading the next one. Let's see, this first one is for Deidara.
*Question 1 from 'Lexypink1': Is Deidara able to French himself and/or other people with his hand mouths? It would be SO kinky if he did lol.
Deidara: Seriously un? I hate to break it to you but no I haven't done that to myself OR anyone else with my palms.
Hidan: Don't fucking listen to him lexy, he's done it at least once.
Deidara *glares*: How would you know Hidan un?
Hidan *pins him against the wall*: As I recall, I had the fucking pleasure of frenching your palm a while back. I have to say, it was indeed very fucking kinky.
Deidara *blushes and scowls*: Read the next question already un.
Question 2 by 'Lexypink1' to everyone: Do all the members prefer to be rough when having sex or do they like doing the foreplay every time?
LOA: Not everyone I'm sure likes doing it rough ALL the time, but it depends on the mood I should say.
Zetsu: I like it rough. Not all the time though. I enjoy the foreplay immensely.
Itachi: It's nice to know you're pleasuring you partner.
Deidara: It's fun to do it too un.
Sasori: I'm rather fond of foreplay, for the simple fact of torturing the other and to have them begging for more.
Tobi: Tobi likes it rough but Tobi rather tease than be teased.
Hidan: You fuckers are such pussies! Rough is the only fucking way to go without foreplay!
Kakuzu: Yeah right Hidan. You practically beg me to touch you all the time. I like it rough but foreplay is my way of torturing him and Olivia; and they LOVE it.
Kisame: Rough is ok but I rather be doing the foreplay then build it up to the main event.
Olivia: I like it rough every now and then but I don't really like jumping into sex without the foreplay first…..unless I'm extremely wet already lol.
LOA: Well, with that said on to the next question. Who wants to read it?
Zetsu: I will. Hmmm, this one is for Kakuzu by….wow what a username! I won't even ask why they picked that.
*Question 1 from 'RebrummurdeR': Have you ever had relations with Pein?
Kakuzu: What the hell? This is the second time this has been thrown at me!
LOA: I know, but answer the nice reader's question.
Kakuzu: Whatever! I'll say this once more and WILL NOT say it again. I have no clue how you came up with that but I regret to inform you that he's not my type. Now get on to the next question before I take my anger out on this 'RebrummudeR'
Itachi: I'll read the next one. Technically it's for LOA but I think Pein needs to answer this.
Pein: What is it?
*Question 1 by 'forsakennight666': Do you think since Pein has piercings everywhere he has one on his….wellllll you know.
LOA: You're getting popular on these reviews more and more. Just wait til you're actually in the stories lol.
Pein *mouth drops*: I was NOT expecting this type of question for me. You answer first LOA.
LOA *grins*: I think you have at least one down there.
Pein: Why do you think that?
LOA: You seem the type so answer the question already.
Pein: ….fine. Yes I have one.
LOA: WOOT! LEMON!
Pein: NO! DON'T YOU DARE LOA!
LOA: Why not? It could be a vibrating piercing you know, so naughty!
Pein *facepalms*: I'm changing the subject and reading this last question.
*Stares at the question for a second and smirks. Pein waves over LOA and they both burst out laughing.
Pein *wipes a tear away*: Zetsu, this is for you.
Zetsu: It better not be stupid.
*Question by 'Piggy piggy': Is Zetsu's pubic hair green? Or did he dye it in this story?
Tobi: TOBI KNOWS! TOBI KNOWS!
Zetsu: I'm answering the damn question! That's a real silly question and so personal. That's nothing new. Oh well, it can't be helped. My hair is naturally green so that should tell you that my pubic hair is the same color. Tch, like I would fucking dye my pubic hair a different color for a laugh.
*Zetsu gets a REAL evil smile and eyes 'Piggy piggy' hungrily.*
Zetsu: If I didn't know any better, this reader wants their question to be proven. I agree, let's do them a favor and get to it now!
*Poor 'Piggy piggy' gets thrown into the bathroom by Zetsu and he's going to do A LOT more than show his pubic hair with no doubt.
LOA: Uh, that poor reader is going to be traumatized. Anyway, that's all for the reviews and hope to see you guys again. Keep an eye out for next questions.
Tobi: With that said, come along LOA. It's time for Tobi's story to begin and he's not leaving your side until you do it.
LOA: ….Ok Tobi, but I got to say one more thing to the readers ok then I'm all yours.
Tobi: Fine.
LOA: I've posted the last chapter to Baby Uke's two days ago and I've only got two reviews? Using this to remind you lot to read and review it. It's BABY ITACHI PEOPLE! Well, technically nurse Itachi but I digress. PLEASE REVIEW IT FOR ME!
Tobi *drags LOA away*: They will LOA now do Tobi's story or he's bringing out the whip and WILL hit her with it this time!
LOA: I'll be a good girl.
*Whispers to audience: "You see what you readers gotten me into with Tobi? I don't know if I'll survive him while writing my next story. But please review chapter 9 on Baby Uke's :-:
Tobi: LOA will survive after Tobi fucks her.
LOA: Say what?
Tobi: Tobi going to have SO much fun AND get a story to boot. He's been a REAL good boy XD