So here we go guys. . . yeah. . . I have nothing to say...okay...hope you enjoy!

Chapter 81

Rigby sniffled from the couch,"Uuuuggghhhh...Eileeennnnn Honeyyy...I want some soooouuuuuuuppppppp..."

"Okay, it'll be ready in just a minute.."Eileen chirped from the kitchen.

"Well why can't it be done nooowww?"Rigby huffed as he crossed his arms.

"Because soup doesn't cook that fast,"Eileen commented.

"But I want it N-N...AH CHOO! Now..."Rigby said bluntly.

"Well, I am sorry, I can't break the rules of chemistry,"Eileen mumbled. Rigby had been in a very bad mood ever since he woke up this morning, which is why she sent the kids off to Audrey and Mordecai's to spend the stove beeped and she filled a bowl with soup, then returned to the living room placing the bowl in Rigby's lap.

"I don't want soup anymore...I'm not hungry.."Rigby dismissed putting the bowl on the floor, he frowned and tossed around,"Get me a softer pillooowwwww... I want to sleeeeeepppp."

Eileen rolled her eyes and walked back to the bedroom, she grabbed a pillow and brought it back, setting it behind the raccoon as he laid down.

"Nah, this one's too soft, go get the pillow from MY side of the bed,"Rigby said with a wave of his hand.

Eileen groaned and returned to the bedroom, then back to the living room, where she slipped that one behind the raccoon.

"Noooo...not this one the other o-"He got cut off as the phone rung and she sprung, picking it up,"Hello?"

"Hey Eileen, you ready?"Margaret's voice rang out over the phone.

"Ready? Ready for what?"Eileen asked.

"Did you forget? You told me that you would take Josh and me out for a make-up dinner, to say you were sorry for making us come home a day early,"Margaret said.

"OH! I completely forgot! I'm sorry Margaret I can-"She got cut off as the phone got snatched from her hand.

"She'll be ready by the time you two come and pick her up,"Mordecai said into the phone as Eileen tried to jump and grab it. He 'yeah'ed a couple times before laughing, saying bye, and hanging up.

"WHAT THE HECK MORDECAI! I CAN'T GO WITH THEM RIGBY'S SICK AND SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE CARE OF HIM!"Eileen screeched.

"Eileen, you shouldn't make yourself slave over Rigby, you haven't been out in a while, you need some social time, I'll look after Rigby.."Mordecai said.

"Are you sure? He's really difficult to handle,"Eileen said.

"Yeah, yeah, I've known him longer then anyone else, Eileen, I'll be fine. You might want to go get ready though, Margaret said she'd be here in,"He paused to glance at his wristwatch,"15 minutes."

Eileen let out a tiny squeak as she raced off down the hallway, then came back putting in her earrings,"Fine, you take care of Rigby, he's been driving me crazy all day, call me if you have any problems, medicine is on the top shelf, soup is in the pantry by the microwave, see ya bye!"She then ran out the door as a horn honked outside.

Mordecai cracked his knuckles,"This is going to be a piece of cake,"He said to himself.

"Eileeennnnnn, my soup got cold...I need you to heat it uuuuuppppp..."Rigby whined from the living room.

Mordecai stepped in the room and walked over to the coon, who looked at him puzzled,"What are you doing here?"

"Eileen went out, so I'm babysitting you,"Mordecai said with a chuckle.

"I don't need a b-ba-bAHCHOO!"Rigby sneezed then sniffled,"Babysitter.."

"Okay, then I'll just leave.."Mordecai said walking towards the door.

"NO WAIT!"Rigby said.

Mordecai turned to look at him,"Yes?"

"I don't want to stay here alone.."Rigby mumbled.

"That's right, anyways, I'll heat up your soup,"Mordecai said grinning as he picked up the bowl and took it to the kitchen, he stuffed the bowl in the microwave and pressed a couple buttons.

"Mordecaaaaiiiiii! I'm coooolllddd!"Rigby whined.

Mordecai walked in the living room and grabbed a blanket tossing it on him, then the microwave beeped and he walked back to the kitchen, he was about to grab the bowl, when he heard Rigby scream,"Now I'm hoooootttt..."he walked back to the living room and tossed the blanket off of him, once again walking into the kitchen.

"Well, now I'm cold again!"Rigby screamed.

Mordecai groaned and stormed into a room, he came back and wrapped Rigby up in a sheet,"THERE!"

"Geez...you don't have to be so snappy.."Rigby replied with a sneeze.

Mordecai then walked to the kitchen and brought the bowl of soup in setting it in Rigby's lap, Rigby looked at it,"What kind of soup is this?"

"I think it's tomato,"Mordecai answered.

"YUCK! I hate tomato soup! Go fix me some chicken noodle!"Rigby ordered.

Mordecai just rolled his eyes taking the bowl to the kitchen, he poured out the red soup and made some chicken noodle soup, re-filling the bowl, then taking it to the pouting raccoon. Rigby looked at it, then sighed,"Eileen usually puts crackers in my soup.."

"Fine, fine,"Mordecai whined going back to the kitchen, he grabbed a pack of crackers and grabbed four, putting them in the soup.

"No...she usually CRUSHES them then puts them in the soup!"Rigby argued.

Mordecai grabbed the bowl and, frustrated, grabbed the spoon, mashing the crackers up, then put it back in Rigby's lap.

"Ya know what? I'm not hungry right now,"Rigby said with a shrug.

"YOU WILL EAT THIS SOUP IF I HAVE TO FEED IT TO YOU!"Mordecai screamed.

Rigby glared at him,"You wouldn't dare..."

Mordecai grabbed the bowl and spooned some out, quickly pushing it in the coon's mouth and back out again. Rigby growled, then swallowed it,"Fine! Hand me the stupid bowl.."Mordecai put it in his lap and watched as he downed the bowl of soup. He nodded and took the bowl back in the kitchen, he heard a beep from his phone, and took a look, it was a message from Eileen that read,'Time to check Rigby's temp and if he has a fever, give him the orange pills on the top shelf.' Mordecai took the thermometer to the living room and without warning him, pushed the object into Rigby's mouth. Rigby grumbled, but held it under his tongue, until the beep, he pulled it out and checked it,"You still have a fever dude.."He then returned to the kitchen and fished around the top shelf, until he found the appropriate pills, he took one and brought it to Rigby,"Here, take this dude."

"What if I don't wanna take it!"Rigby argued.

"Just take it,"Mordecai groaned.

"I need some water!"Rigby shouted.

"Fine!"Mordecai shouted back as he walked to the kitchen and poured a glass of water, he quickly handed it to the raccoon and Rigby took the pill,"Good, now, you should get some sleep dude.."

"Fine...but could you change the channel,"Rigby said.

"Why can't you do it?"Mordecai asked.

"Because the remote fell under the couch,"Rigby replied.

Mordecai groaned but walked to the TV flipping channels until finally Rigby screamed out,"THERE! THAT ONE!"Mordecai stopped on the channel and face-palmed,"THIS IS THE SAME CHANNEL YOU WERE ON!"

"Yeah, but this SHOW wasn't on when I was watching it before,"Rigby spat.

"Just, go to sleep dude,"Mordecai groaned.

"Fine,"Rigby growled as he closed his eyes and before they knew it, he was out like a light, snoring peacefully.

Mordecai, completely worn out, fell back on one of their lazy boy chairs and was out as well.

Chapter 82

When Eileen walked through the door, she smiled as she saw Rigby passed out on the couch tissues covering most of him as well as a sheet, and Mordecai sprawled out on the chair. She chuckled slightly and tossed a blanket over the sleeping bluejay, she then called up Autumn.

"Hey,"Eileen said.

"Eileen, just the person I need, have you seen my husband?"Autumn asked.

"Yep, he's having a sleep over with Rigby,"Eileen giggled.

Autumn laughed from the other end,"Okay, well, tell him when he wakes up to come home, Jeremy's been asking for his Daddy nonstop."

"Okay, I will,"Eileen chirped.

"Thanks, bye,"Autumn said.

"Bye,"Eileen replied as they hung up.

Eileen walked back into the living room and put a hand on Rigby's forehead, it felt normal, she smiled happily and gave him a kiss on the cheek, then walked back to the bedroom for some sleep.

Okay, so this was a short chapter, but I have been away on vacation for a while, just got back today, need sleep, and it's 3 in the morning...so...yeah..

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RiGbYmAnIaC out!

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