Ok, I'm sorry, but I have to laugh at my story idea. This is going to be hilarious (hopefully), just so you know!

I don't own The Vampire Diaries…Outside of my mind.

Damon's ice-blue eyes cracked open at the clang of the ancient doorbell, groaning with annoyance into his silk pillow. He had just been having the most wonderful dream. There had been so many Elenas clad in skimpy bikinis, giggling, lounging around him on the beach, soaking wet….grumbling over being disturbed, the shirtless vampire stumbled groggily down the stairs, holding his aching head as he did. The second clanging was like cannon shot to his hung-over self, making him cringe in agony. Man, I gotta tone down on the scotch…

"I'm coming, keep your pants on!" He shouted crossly. Who could be this eager to see me so early in the morning? He thought. The image of those half-naked Elenas entered his mind again and, smiling slyly, he threw open the door and leaned against it seductively.

"Why, Hello Eley….." He began to drawl, stopping abruptly when he realized that the person at the door was most certainly not his beautiful female friend. On the porch, large (and strangely familiar) chocolate brown eyes wide and bright with something very close to tears of terror, stood a slight looking man, a little shorter than average, who looked around Stefan's age.

Composing himself, Damon looked quizzically at this extremely attractive young man, feeling extremely confused, embarrassed, and a little threatened by his allure.

"Um, you're not Elena. Who are you and what do you want?" The raven haired man demanded, crossing his arms over his puffed up chest, trying to regain a bit of his masculine dignity. That's when the boy started crying, loudly, shocking Damon a bit. The kid launched himself into Damon's arms and cried out the only words that could've possibly stunned Damon any more than he already was.

"Damon, I am Elena!"

What the f***?

I know its super-duper short, but I'd just like to know if this idea is even an acceptable and/or popular one. So, if you like it, please review or something of the sort! (Constructive criticism is appreciated, always!) Also, if you'd like to know, actual chapters will likely be, like, 5, 6, even 7 times longer than this introductory chapter. But only if you guys like it!