Have you seen the last two episodes? Things are getting so fucked up.

Anyway, partly for that reason, my chapter 3 might be the last one. It was fun while it lasted but, I can't write a canon fan fic on that anime. Not now anyway. I might write an AU fic about these two guys some time though…

Anyways, this is my very own version of what happened when they got drunk on the boat lol. Oh and thanks so so much for the reviews and suggestions. Enjoy^^

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Everyone was drunk, and pretty much everyone was asleep. Except two low life pirate guys; feeling light headed but not sleepy yet, they decided to have some fun with the pretty boy with fuchsia hair. They both sat right next to him, laughing drunkenly. One of them touched the long, girly hair, playing with it and Kamanosuke didn't even wake up.

He looked up at his friend. "He looks so much like a girl."

The other smiled and laughed. "I know! Jinpachi was actually flirting with him before!"

The sleeping male eventually frowned and moaned lightly. Then blurry green eyes cracked open and immediately, he crawled away from the two pirates.

"Don't fucking touch me…" he growled, disgusted. One quick glance downward and he saw that he still had all his clothes on, which was a good thing. Still, he glared at the two. "Touch me again and I'll kill you."

Kamanosuke didn't realize this, but he didn't have much credibility. His cheeks were flushed and he was undeniably still drunk. He slurred his words more than anything. The two guys burst out laughing as they shifted closer to him again. It was more fun now that he was awake, after all.

"Come on don't be like that cutie."

"Yeah, look at you, you're so pretty I just wanna kiss you…"

The ugliest one – in Kamanosuke's opinion, anyway – actually grabbed his locks of long bright hair harshly, yanking his head back, and licked his neck. Now he was utterly disgusted. He felt sick. He struggled but they were two against one and he was pinned onto the harsh floor of the ship. Damn it, why did he have to get so drunk? Now he felt hazy and couldn't even fight back properly.

As Kirigakure Saizo looked down from his spot on the top of the boat, he witnessed the pathetic display of Kamanosuke rendered vulnerable by alcohol and well, two stupid pirate guys. But Saizo didn't find it funny. Actually he felt the urge to attack these men and slaughter their arms with his sword to punish them for touching what he considered his property with their filthy hands. While he was at it he could always cut off the tongue of the guy who'd licked the pretty male's neck; that was totally unforgivable.

So the raven jumped down and glared at them harshly. They were so drunk that they just laughed for no reason. One of them made some stupid joke, asking if Kamanosuke was his woman or what. Saizo did not laugh.

Well, he didn't cut off their arms or tongues but he did kick their asses. One was knocked out for good and the other just scurried off to the cabins down inside the ship. Kamanosuke and Saizo were now the only ones awake on the deck.

The lithe young man got up to his feet, stumbling drunkenly, while rubbing his neck with his hand fervently. He swallowed hard and looked at the water in the distance. Cool wind blew in his hair lightly. His face looked really pale.

"I think I'm gonna be sick."

Saizo said nothing as Kamanosuke ran to the handrail to grab tightly onto the ledge and he really looked like he was gonna be sick indeed. But he wasn't. He didn't throw up. Instead he eventually climbed up the ledge and dove in the water, just like that. Saizo's dark blue eyes went wide in shock; what the hell? He went to lean against the handrail at the same spot the other had been, looking down. Kamanosuke was swimming lazily in the cold water as if it were perfectly normal. A spot of white – and pink – in the dark. At least the waves were relatively calm tonight. He'd be fine… Still, Saizo was worried.

"And how are you planning to get back up here you idiot?" He yelled so that the male would hear him.

Kamanosuke just looked up at him expectantly like the moron he was. Saizo rolled his eyes and glanced around. He found a rope ladder and threw it down the side of the boat.

"Saizo come swim with me!" Kamanosuke yelled back.

"No thanks! I don't plan on dying of hypothermia! Just climb up!" He insisted.

Kamanosuke looked like he was pouting although Saizo couldn't tell in the dark and at this distance. But then he did as he was told and climbed up the rope ladder. Saizo grabbed his arms to help him at the end, because the smaller guy looked exhausted. Kamanosuke ended up collapsing on top of him, trembling. Exhausted and freezing. And now Saizo was cold too. He pushed him away, unwilling to let the cold water creep under his clothes.

The bright-haired male sat up and hugged his knees, shivering. He looked at the knocked out pirate, and at the other sleeping people – heavy sleepers apparently since they hadn't woke up even with all the raucous Saizo had caused. Then he locked lidded green eyes with Saizo's dark blue orbs. The latter didn't look too happy. He flailed his arms slightly as he spoke.

"Why the hell did you do that?"

"Felt like it."

"Don't ever drink again! These guys were… touching you and you couldn't even defend yourself!"

"I could've… I c-could… I d-didn't…" Kamanosuke's teeth were chattering. He had no idea why he'd jumped in the water. His drunken brain had thought it seemed like a good and fun idea apparently. But that stupid water was freezing. Now he was trying to tell Saizo that he wouldn't have needed his help earlier – even though it was a damn lie and he knew it – but it seemed he'd lost his ability to talk properly.

"Just don't ever drink again you're even more stupid when you drink!" The raven stared at him harshly as he shifted to sit closer.

Kamanosuke kept his eyes on the taller male's handsome face. He sniffed and replaced his loose, messy hair behind his shoulders. Then he hugged himself and shuddered.

"I didn't like it," he recalled that guy's tongue touching his neck. "I… only want you to do stuff like that to me."

"Good cause I don't want anyone else to touch you."

"And I don't want you to touch anyone else!"

"Fine."

"Fine."

They had leaned closer almost unconsciously during the loud argument. Now Kamanosuke's lidded green eyes were staring from Saizo's full lips to his lustful dark blue eyes. The next instant their arms flew around each other's neck and waist and they were kissing passionately.

But Kamanosuke interrupted it and said, "Wait, I think I'm gonna be sick."

He jumped to his feet and leaned over the handrail. But just like earlier the nausea passed and he didn't throw up. He wasn't feeling so good though. He sighed and just let himself fall onto his back. Great, now his head hurt. He threw his arm across his face, hiding his eyes and forehead partly.

Saizo looked at him and gradually leaned closer. "So are you gonna be sick or not?"

"…Don't know."

"Just don't throw yourself in the water again. Please."

Kamanosuke chuckled drunkenly. "Saizo. Kiss me again."

The raven had every intention to do so in fact. He slid the wet white fabric of his jacket to each side and ran his hand across Kamanosuke's waist, right under the soaked white undershirt, reveling in the smooth feel of his skin. With his other hand he grabbed his slender wrist and removed it from his face, pinning it above his head instead. Saizo leaned close and admired the sight of his pretty, flustered face before capturing those slightly bluish lips into a heated kiss.

The lithe male responded fiercely as he pressed his tongue into Saizo's mouth and moaned through the kiss. The hand which wasn't pinned down entangled in thick raven locks and tugged harshly.

Saizo had been repressing his urges for a while. They were on a mission with Sanada, after all. They hadn't touched each other in so many days. It had felt like forever. In front of the others, while travelling or fighting, they acted normally. Although they had a certain complicity which couldn't be ignored. The others attributed this to the fact that their fighting styles went well together.

Long story short, Saizo was extremely horny right now. And everyone else was sleeping so they finally had a chance to be intimate. Saizo enjoyed every breath, every moan which escaped those sinful flushed lips. Kamanosuke kept saying his name in between kisses and it turned him on even more. Every time Saizo's cock twitched and grew even thicker and harder.

He let his hand run across the slender male's side. He liked the almost feminine curve of his skinny waist, and his bony hips. His abs were nice too – not as defined as Saizo's own muscles, but still toned and firm. In his eyes Kamanosuke was the sexiest person he knew, and he wouldn't exchange him for the world.

The greatest of it all was that he knew Kamanosuke secretly felt the exact same way. He could see all those emotions and more reflected in the pretty, lustful green eyes, behind long black eyelashes, and he joined their lips again, and again.

Alerted by some noise, Saizo suddenly looked up and glanced around. But everyone was still sound asleep it seemed. Most people had retired to the cabins inside earlier of course. But some were sleeping here in the open, amongst them Isanami and that annoying kid… Perhaps they'd just moved or spoken in their sleep or something.

"Saizo," Kamanosuke whispered heatedly into his neck, misinterpreting his hesitation, "I've been letting you do all the work, huh? I'm such a bad lover. Let me… let me make you feel good…"

Without warning the smaller male slid his hand down inside Saizo's pants, wrapping his fingers around his throbbing erection. And as he stroked him Saizo's arms shook with the effort of holding himself up. This felt amazing; Kamanosuke was stroking him so ruthlessly, squeezing almost painfully hard. And his face, so close, god… He was so beautiful right now - drunk, too. But Saizo couldn't help but think, he kind of liked drunk Kamanosuke, he kind of liked him a lot.

Said drunk male flipped them over eagerly and tugged at the waistband of his pants to lower them on his thighs. He used both hands to jerk him off really fast, and he smiled. Saizo's lips were parted and nothing but grunts and moans of pure pleasure were coming out. Kamanosuke's beautiful lips were parted as well as he leaned closer and kissed him harshly, biting and nibbling at his bottom lip, surely bruising it. Saizo had to entangle his hand in the male's wet fuchsia locks to force him to pull away.

"Calm the fuck down…" he whispered but he couldn't bring himself to be mad at him. Not when he was making him feel so damn good… down there…

Kamanosuke smirked and lowered himself, and Saizo's heart started beating even faster. He held his breath and soon his dark eyes widened at the erotic sight of the sexy male giving him a blow job.

"Oh fuck… fuck… yeah… don't stop… just like that… you're good at this… holy shit…"

The smaller guy was extremely satisfied with all the heated whispers Saizo was letting out. They locked eyes as Kamanosuke flicked the tip of his cock with his tongue. God that was so hot… Saizo couldn't get enough.

"Come here you…" The tall male sat up. Kamanosuke interrupted his actions and looked into his eyes curiously.

The raven reached out with his big hands to grab his lover's thin hips. In a swift movement he pulled him close, so that he was sitting in his lap. Saizo held him in his strong arms and kissed the crook of his neck aggressively, marking his skin with a hickey. He knew just how much Kamanosuke loved that.

He loved it a little too much actually. He was moaning Saizo's name and tilting his head back, while holding onto Saizo's shoulders loosely with his pale hands.

"Saizo I want you inside me, I want you inside me…"

"Shh keep it down," he chuckled but again he couldn't be mad. Not when he felt this twinge of pleasure deep inside him at hearing those words. It was more than just pleasure. Saizo liked this guy so much – he liked having him in his arms. The moment was perfect…

Until it was broken. Isanami was woken up by the noise apparently. She was still completely wasted as she tried to stand up on her unstable legs. She tilted her head as she stared at the two guys. Kamanosuke's long jacket was hiding Saizo's exposed dick – which he hurried to tug back into his pants. What the hell was he supposed to do now? He tried to push Kamanosuke away, but he held on to him like his life depended on it.

"What're you two doing?" Isanami asked drunkenly, leaning onto the nearby wooden mast.

"Um," Saizo tried to push the male away again. No successs. He chuckled nervously, "He's just being clingy, you know how he is…"

"No!" Kamanosuke suddenly exclaimed, and he removed himself from Saizo, getting up to his feet. He swallowed and stared at Isanami harshly, while taking a few steps towards her, stumbling slightly. His clothes and wet hair were a mess but he didn't care. He barely even noticed. "No! He's lying," he went on. "I… I love Saizo! Do you have a problem with that?" He pointed at her accusingly.

She just laughed drunkenly and fell back on her butt. "You're so silly. What are you talking about? Are you an idiot?"

"You annoying bitch!" Kamanosuke was about ready to slap her but Saizo went to hold him back, hugging him from behind.

"Calm down," he whispered in his ear, then addressed the girl, "You should just go back to sleep! This guy's clearly bothering you so I'm just gonna go… lock him up inside a cabin… or something…"

More like lock themselves up, very much together, but he omitted that detail.

"Come back to sleep with me after Saizo," she smiled and tilted her head.

He just nodded. No big deal, she was already falling asleep again. Keeping a firm arm around Kamanosuke's small waist, Saizo led them to the cabins inside.

"Let's go somewhere we won't be interrupted…"

"Then you'll fuck me hard?" He said in such a horny voice that it made Saizo's throbbing cock grow as hard as ever.

"Yeah… I'll do that."

The small cabins were all occupied – except one. Nice. Saizo smiled triumphantly as he got inside, kicked the door closed and let himself fall on the small mattress. He was still holding Kamanosuke so he fell on top of him.

"Why don't you take this off…" he whispered in the smaller guy's ear, his nose brushing against damp, sweet scented pink locks.

He was tugging at the jacket and Kamanosuke took it off eagerly. He was very docile right now, his body was responding to Saizo's every touch. He just wanted to be kissed, held, and of course, fucked. His lidded green eyes said it all. The alcohol had taken away the very few inhibitions he usually had so there were absolutely no restraints, no excuses.

They didn't even bother taking off their clothes completely. Kamanosuke just took off Saizo's black shirt, so that he could run his delicate hands all over his toned chest and abs, but other than that they kept the rest of their clothes on. They just tugged at each other's pants to reveal erect, needy members which they rubbed onto one another fiercely.

But Saizo wanted more so he grabbed the thin hips while staring meaningfully into his emerald eyes.

"You want me inside you?" He said huskily.

"Yeah," Kamanosuke smiled wickedly, and his body trembled in anticipation.

"Show me how bad you want it."

"This bad…" Kamanosuke didn't hesitate. He positioned himself with his tight little ass right above Saizo's cock, and lowered his hips until he was all the way inside him. He couldn't repress a scream of a mix of pain and pleasure. He was so deep inside, and god it hurt, it hurt so much, but it felt so good…

"Saizo," he panted, "I can't… move…"

"Come closer," Saizo wrapped his arms around his small body and pulled him close so that he could kiss his lips softly. He just wanted to squeeze him in his arms. Saizo was himself overwhelmed by the feeling… his lover's warmth surrounding his cock… it was too amazing.

He helped him to move with his hands at his hips. Saizo bucked out his hips and soon they were moving at once, in a steady rhythm.

"S-Saizo… Sh-shit… Ahh… H-harder…" Kamanosuke locked eyes with him desperately.

"You're kinda the one in control right now…"

"But… I can't…"

The raven got the hint. After letting Kamanosuke ride him passionately for a few more moments, because he just loved this so much, well he flipped them over while keeping his dick inside of him. He pinned the smaller male into the mattress harshly while he fucked him intensely. Now this, Kamanosuke liked. And he was letting it show.

"Saizo! Saizo… Yeah… Oh my god… Don't… stop…"

"Keep it down," he chuckled, but he was letting out grunts of pleasure himself with each deep, passionate thrust. Soon he was sweating a little due to the effort.

Panting, the taller male tried to spread Kamanosuke's slender legs even farther apart. But the pants were in the way. Growling Saizo pulled away. Ignoring the adorable male's lovely moans of protest, he just grabbed his pants and almost ripped them off him. Tossing them aside Saizo smiled appreciatively as he could now spread his legs a lot more. Kamanosuke was so flexible, he was amazing. They locked eyes as Saizo started thrusting inside him even deeper, even more roughly, every time.

They couldn't last much longer. They'd been deprived of each other's touch for too long, and it was like a drug for the both of them. They came together. As they leaned closer to one another their breaths mingled until finally they joined their darkened lips into a sweet kiss. Saizo pulled out of him but he continued holding him tight in his arms. He didn't want to let go. His feelings were kind of troubling right now. And he remembered something.

"So…" he searched Kamanosuke's eyes, "you love me?"

"No," he whispered defensively, burying his face in the crook of his lover's neck and holding him back tightly. Saizo laughed softly into his silky hair.

He rolled on his side while keeping the smaller guy in his arms. Neither wanted to let go of this fierce embrace. Unspoken feelings made them rather shy. And Kamanosuke was drunk right now, therefore showing his vulnerable side.

"I said it to shut her up."

"I'm sure you meant every word," Saizo replied half-teasing. Mostly he wanted to hear his answer to that.

"N-No… I was drunk."

"Still are."

"Yeah. So I don't know what I'm saying. I let you fuck me cause I'm drunk. And right now I'm letting you hold me like this cause I'm drunk." Saizo could feel the heat of Kamanosuke's flushed cheeks against his neck. He smirked.

"Uh-huh…"

"Shut up it's the truth. Drinking too much sake… does that… to people. Everyone knows that Saizo." He entangled his fingers in messy raven locks as he whispered, "I hate you."

And Saizo felt the same way – he hated Kamanosuke because he made him lose his cool. He hated him because he didn't recognize himself anymore. Because of the way he had felt when those guys had molested him. Saizo had felt so enraged, so furious, so possessive. He hated Kamanosuke for entering his mind, his thoughts, and never leaving. For becoming his one weakness.

Saizo squeezed his lover in his arms and, with a slight humor leaking through his soft spoken words, said, "I love you too, you know."

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A/N: This is so short, I'm sorry. The first and second chapters were better, I know. I just wanted to write a third and last part… I'm sure you understand why I can't continue. I mean the anime's getting pretty freaky with so many characters and I can't wait to see what happens with everyone. Like I said maybe I'll come up with a cool AU story for this pairing, with an actual plot lol. This was just for fun.

Later, who knows, when the canon story progresses and we come to understand the setting and the characters better well, maybe I can come up with a decent story. We'll see. Until then, thanks so much for reading it was my pleasure to entertain you a little^^