HI!

I had the urge to write a composition of Len's stupidest moments from lines I collected from everywhere xD.

Enjoy!

Oh, Len

1)

"I hate evening news." Len announced.

"What? Why?" asked Rin, dreading the answer. "Did a banana plantation die or something?"

"No!"

"Then what is it?"

"I just don't get it. They tell you 'good evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"Oh. My god."

2)

"I got fired..." Len said sadly, his head hanging as he walked into the door.

"Oh, really?" Rin looked up. "Len, you're a lifeguard. It's impossible for you to get fired, jeez."

"But I was..." Len whined.

"What happened?"

"Well...It was going perfectly fine..." Len's eyebrows slanted in thought. "But some blue kid got me fired."

"...FACEPALM."

3)

Rin watched Len as he walked right out of the room without turning off the lights. Angrily, she put her fists on her hips.

"Len!"

"What?" He turned to see her, eyebrows raised.

"Len, save electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and left? Yeah, that's what I thought."

4)

"RIN!"

"What happened? Did someone die?" The blond raced into the room, holding a frying pan.

Len looked up tearfully.

"Rin...I just stomped on a cornflake...Does that make me a cereal killer?"

"LEN, you DUMBASS."

5)

"What the hell...Damn fucking logic..."

"What are you cursing about now?" asked Rin, dreading the answer.

Len was trying to rip plastic off of a package of scissors.

"I just don't get it."

"Just don't get what?"

"Why do I need scissors to open a package of scissors? The whole reason I bought scissors is because I don't fucking have any." Len groaned.

"…"

6)

Rin walked into the room. Len was staring outside at the lawn with a look of utter contempt.

"What now?" She asked calmly.

"I wish the lawn was emo." Len sighed.

"Why?" Rin asked bewilderedly.

"So it would cut itself."

"..."

7)

"I HATE THIS GAME!" Len bellowed.

"What? Why? Cause I always beat you?" Rin smirked mischievously.

"Whoever says paper beats rock will have a rock thrown at them personally by me while they hold up a sheet of paper for protection."

"..."

8)

"How are you so smart?" Len whined sadly. "I don't get it."

"What do you mean?"

"You're so gifted, and talented, and...And..."

"Everyone is gifted, Len. Not all people open their packages."

9)

"I feel bad for them." Len sighed.

Rin looked amused. "Mimes are fun. I bet they enjoy their jobs."

"You think?"

"Yeah."

"But," said Len. "I wonder how many times mimes have died because no one believed they were choking..."

"..."

10)

"This doesn't make sense."

"What is it now?"

"Why, in a country of free speech, does it cost money to talk on the phone?"

"I have no words, Len. No words at all."

11)

"What are you studying for? We have no tests tomorrow..." Rin questioned Len.

Len was frantically poring over blood type books.

"And medical stuff?" Rin raised her eyebrows. "What for?" She frowned at a paper next to Len's arm. Five seconds later she facepalmed..

"LEN! YOU CAN'T STUDY FOR A BLOOD TEST, IDIOT!"

"...You can't?"

12)

*drumroll

Of course she screamed. She just walked in on her brother punching and beating up her brand-new Mac.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"

"Well, the computer beat me at chess...But it was no match for me at boxing." Len said triumphantly.

"Why, God, why."

That...Was incredibly fun. XD

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