Hello, how are you feeling today? I might as well ask you now, especially if you're… you know what, if you've been here before, you know the drill: I list off a bunch of subdivisions, say they will need politeness to help them get through this piece of crap, and in the end I get someone referring to me as a part of the human anatomy. If you haven't been here, and by here, I mean my commentaries of BelieverInChrist's "work", TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

I did not write this myself, all credit goes to Thomas Finnegan William Brown.

THOMAS: Hello, THOMAS. How's life in KANSAS with EBONY and your other possibly inbred RELATIVES? This has been co-written by me and my cousin Ebony Anne Brown. To all those that are concerned, my brother Noah Oh, Noah? Yes, I would be concerned, except I already know what happened. has left home to leave with one of my godless Uncle, curse ye name. Don't curse your relatives, Tommy-boy. And if you have to, don't say "ye". I must go on with a new co-writer, who has gotten better at correcting mistakes. So if you have come here to mock me of my mistakes, I have, actually. you will be surprised for there will be no spelling errors at on in this story. Haha.

EBONY: Yeah, you won't find any mistakes here. All the spelling mistakes were Noah fault. He allowed many of the spelling mistakes go through. Thomas is dyslexic so it was cruel. Noah is dyslexic as well, isn't he? Why call him cruel? Make things worse he caused some of the mistakes on purpose. I can explain why- because it's mindlessly amusing, like watching a slinky fall down stairs or Corner Gas.

I hate that show…

THOMAS: Thank-you for clearing that up. I want to explain what this story is. Don't care, don't care, don't care… In the first books Books? God forbid these stories would ever be published in a book. in this God inspired series, a group of "Christian" warriors were able to convert Camp Half-Blood to "Christianity". With the help of Jerry, a little brown mouse that always outwits a grey cat and gets some artificial-looking yellow cheese fellow Christian that converted the camp to Christianity, Percy Jackson and his friends were able to defeat the evil Greek Gods. After this, Michael, a fellow Prayer Warrior, turned to Hogwarts, in which they were able to not kill Grover every other chapter. It's true. defeat the evil head master Dumbledore and freed England from the grips of witchcraft. After this, Percy Jackson and Jerry went to Communist Russia, which was under control of the evil John Lennon. After John Lennon left his yellow submarine and went to live in Penny Lane with Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison to plant strawberry fields. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, life goes on. was defeated by Jerry's wife Mary, Percy Jackson left to return to Camp Half Blood, leaving Jerry to deal with the evil Stalin, which story will be told in The Prayer Warriors: The Threat of Communism. And now the second part of The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods, where The Prayer Warriors faces their biggest challenge yet…. Me. THE EVIL ROMAN GODS!

The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part Two

A prayer to the one I truly believe in
The man that came to suffer our sin
This man is Jesus Christ, our saviour
For this he asks us of only one favour
And this is to convert to God and pray
He wants us all to follow his holy way
Amen

Chapter One: Jason Converts to Christianity

How 'bout a spoiler alert next time, Tommy-boy?

Jason woke up in a bush. Been there, done that. He didn't know why he was there. I don't know why I'm here either, to tell you the truth. He didn't even know who he was. You're Jason. He was just someone that was a stranger to himself. He noticed that he was holding a coin. On it was some scary looking image. Memory blank, he didn't know who that was either. He decided the first thing was to work out who he was.

"Hey you!" someone yelled. Kids these days… no respect for the sleeping. He decided to leave the bush and great the person yelling. If I woke up unsure where I was and heard someone yelling at me, I'd stay in that bush.

"Hullo?" he said puzzlingly. "Where are we?"

"Narnia."

"Camp Christ's Blood," That is an awful, dreadful, terrible, appalling, and extremely anti-Christian name. the person said. "We were called Camp Half-Blood, but since we've killed our original masters, who were really wicked, we have changed the name. Honestly, I really liked the new one and I want to forget its original name. Hi, my name is Annabeth." Wait, didn't Annabeth die twice already?

Time Lords FTW.

"Hello, Annabeth. Who are you again?" he asked her. She's Annabeth. Pay attention, or I will snap my fingers uncomfortably close to your face.

"I am Annabeth of Christ, and I am a Prayer Warrior. My boyfriend, who I am engaged to, It's called a fiancé, dear. But if you object to foreign languages, "my intended", "my betrothed", or "future husband" works as well. has disappeared and I am really distressful. Yes, you are indeed distressfully OOC. I really need your help. Has anybody passed you at any point?" she asked him wonderingly.

"I've been lying in this effing bush all day. What the eff do you THINK?"

"No, sorry," Jason replied to her, honestly. "I have just wakened up. You can wakened up? I didn't know that was possible! I don't know where I am or who I am. My Immortal memory is all gone! I need guidance?" Clearly.

She grasped. "So you have never heard of the holy word of Jesus Christ? Surely something as profound as that could be remembered even by the most forgetful of people?" Annabeth asked.

"No sorry. Who is Jesus Christ?" he asked her. Don't bother to ask her. She thinks Jesus is a sexist pig who orders everyone to kill.

"Well Jesus Christ is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world. He is God's only begotten son and he died on the cross for our sins. He died so that we could be free of sin. Through him we can go to heaven and be with our heavenly father. I am a Prayer Warrior and my job is to kill random characters and make them regenerate so I can convert them and have them be killed by other characters spread the word of God to all people, so that they all know who Jesus Christ is and the sacrifice that he made, as told by Saint Matthew in his Gospel. This is truly good news for everyone," answered my question she did.

"Oh my, this is truly good news! This feels like good comfort for me! I want to become a Christian! If only people were really this over-the-moon about converting… I want know your way, and maybe I could one day see your saviour and he could answer my question! I want to know who I really am!" You are Jason, she is Annabeth, and I am I3TB. he shouted with glee! He was truly amazed at this wise girl's words.

"First you must be baptized. I highly doubt you still have your sanity have been baptized yet, and even if you have been baptized, we better be careful. I will get my friend he to baptize you. No women are permitted to baptize. This is a man's job," she said.

One of the other Prayer Warriors, a male, came up to where they were. Woah, stalker. He was called Leo Hi, Leo! and he had curly hair. Nearby was a stream and it was there that Leo baptized Jason. After he was baptized, he felt fresh and ready to go. Did he have his hairspray and radio? He wanted to know more about this wonderful Jesus that he had heard so much about. And he really wanted to go to this camp where he could learn more about a father Jupiter? who loved him so much.

When they got to the camp, some guy was yelling out some stuff that disturbed Jason a lot. How did he get through the barrier? This person was not like the other people. Unlike Annabeth and her friends, this person was wearing dark clothing Is it Nico? Please tell me it's Nico. I love Nico! and looked very evil.

"Who is this person?" he asked.

"He is a false prophet. He claims to worship the roman gods, but we all know he is secretly worships Satan, Grammar, dear. the worse crime of them all. For some strange reason, God is not allowing us to defeat him. He seems immortal, but it won't be long before we find a way to get rid of him and send him to the depths of hell. Treat this man as a test of your faith. But don't worry, he won't be here long," Annabeth answered Jason's question. Why is this chapter so looooong?

This what the false prophet yelled (don't worry, it won't be that scary I will not be mollycoddled.): "Dear people of this horror alternate universe earth, you got this all wrong. You do, actually. Read the reviews. We are not here to harm you. All we want you to do is worship our Roman gods. I am here to present one of them, Jupiter, the mightiest of them all. Worship them and you will be rewarded."

"He is lying," said Annabeth. "Not only is he here to harm you, he is here also to tempt you into falling to your death, where you will burn forever in the flames of hell, a painful fate no one should get, other than Hitler, Tommy-boy, and that mean hunter who killed Bambi's mom. That jackass. those satanic scum! Pray to God and you will be rewarded, unlike the Roman gods who have nothing to reward you with other than endless suffering."

She then took me to the main church hall. They built a church in the camp? Please tell me they didn't cut down any of the strawberry fields. She told me that Jerry and Percy Jackson built this church with their very own hands. Strawberry fields forever. It looks very beautiful and had many wonderful paintings duplicating famous scenes from the Holy Bible, such as the crucifixion, the birth of Jesus, and Moses leading the people out of the land of Egypt. The last painting gave Jason a strange feeling, something of his previous life. It was something important that he should remember but he couldn't.

As they entered the Church they could hear a pain scream. Someone was inside. That person was panicking. Annabeth and Leo rushed inside with Jason following.

"Oh no!" said Annabeth. "Grover has been demon possessed!"Again?

THOMAS: Find out in the next chapter what happens to Grover. The possibilities are rather limited, ya see. Will they be able get rid of the demon from Grover, Well, they killed him last time this happened, so I'm assuming not. and where is Percy Jackson? At Camp Jupiter. And will they be able to defeat the evil Roman gods? No. They're immortal.

EBONY: I hoped you enjoyed this chapter. Not really. We will promise that the next chapter will be even better with even more action driven plotlines.

Zzz… ugh… wait, what?