Challenge: Mugiwaras in Middle Earth

The title says it all; this fic must be about any member or all members of the Strawhats falling into the Lord of the Rings world.

The character chosen must be a member of the strawhats and must be IN CHARACTER.

There will be no merging of worlds

The chosen member(s) cannot become an elf or any other creature of M.E.

All devil fruit users must remain in full power

Chaos must reign:)

Proper grammar and spelling is expected.

NO YAOI

Must be humourous as all fics involving OP characters should be!

Cannot include any other animes!

How the OP character(s) gets sent to Middle Earth and what they do there is up to you, but here are some suggestions:

Sent by Kuma

Character(s) land in the middle of one of the major battles taking place in LotR

There are not a lot of suggestions since I want YOU to be as creative as possible and think outside of the box! Please PM me if you accept the challenge so I can enjoy your creation! Taking on this challenge will require a decent amount of knowledge of both One Piece and Lord of the Rings!