A/N: GUESS WHO'S BACK! You're right, it's me. I want to start focusing on this story too! 'Cause I'm kind of excited to write how Aragorn remembers Jane and how Jane remembers Aragorn and how the Fellowship will realize that she's a pirate. ON WITH THE STORY!
"Where are we going?" Pippin asked.
"Just wait and see, master hobbit." I answered not looking back to him. The fellowship was following me to their path. And I was following my compass, which I stole of course. But from who, you'll never know.
I knew I should have taken with me cane.
The why didn't you do it?
Well, it's not like I was going to remember it!
Pirates…
"Damn." I muttered as I stopped. The arrow pointed in different locations. First to north-east, then south-west, and then behind me. I looked behind me but saw nothing, only tired looking men. Liar compass.
"Okay everyone, we'll make a camp here!" I shouted to them with a smile. They looked relieved and settled down.
My smile faded as I shook my compass violently
"I know what I want, I know what I want…"
Without me noticing, Boromir took my compass and eyed it, "Why do you have a broken compass?"
I snatched it back, "It's not broken! It works perfectly fine."
"Then why doesn't it point to north?" He crossed his arms over his chest.
"Because it's not supposed to point north." I said if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"But-" I put a hand to gesture him to stop
"NO BUTS! Now you have something to think about when you go to bed." I shoved him out of the way and took a seat on the ground beside Gandalf, pouting, "Why are men so curious?"
"Must lie in their nature." He said smoking his pipe.
"Hmph…" I rested my head in my hands, "Is that Boromir teaching Merry and Pippin sword fighting?"
"Indeed it is." A voice said to me from my right.
I shrieked and fell on my back. I heard Aragorn laugh out heartily, only to be joined by Gandalf and the two hobbits who have been quiet all day.
"Oh, so you think this is funny?" I grunted as I tried to sit back again.
"I am sorry, Lady Jane, it was not the meaning to scare you." Aragorn said after he had controlled his laughter.
"I'm sure of it." I muttered under my breath, "Now what do you want?"
"I just wondered if you know how to fight." I stared blankly at him. Really?
"That's it?" He nodded once, "Of course I can fight! Who do you think I am? Those housewives who are only needed for cooking and taking care of their children? You are worse then the Navys."
"Temper." Gandalf warned.
I huffed, "Sorry. But yes, I can fight. With swords and daggers. Now move, I am going to find the way out of this mess."
"If I may consider, my Lady," Gimli said from his place on a rock, "we could always go through the mines of Moria. I am sure my cousin, Balin, will give us a warm welcome."
"I don't think so." He huffed in disappointment, "Let's follow my path. Savvy?"
He stared at me, but didn't say anything. I took it as my cue to plan our route.
I stood up quickly, but immediately regretted it when I felt a huge pain in my left leg.
"MORDORS BANE!" I clutched my leg and fell down again.
"Are you okay?" Aragorn quickly came by my side, followed by the others except the elf and dwarf. But they were interested, indeed, and stood by not afar.
I felt the pain go away and again tried to get up.
"I'm fine, just a little…" I trailed off. I didn't exactly have an explanation. I couldn't tell them.
"Are you sure?" Frodo asked me. I was a little surprised, I didn't even know he could talk.
"Yes!" I said annoyed, "Now if you could move away so I could-"
"What is that?" Sam interrupted me. I looked at the sky where he was pointing. Something was moving.
"Nothing. Just a whiff of cloud." Gimli said careless.
"Oh god…" I groaned.
Boromir slowly stood by me, "It's moving fast… against the wind."
"Crebain from Dunland!" Legolas cried.
"Hide!" Aragorn commanded.
Everyone suddenly got up fast and picked up their things.
"Hurry!" Boromir shouted.
I moved fast and hid under a bush with Legolas. The crows were shrieking even louder than me when my rum was gone in my secret chamber. I breathed calmly, hoping that they couldn't hear me. Suddenly, they flew away and everyone came up from hiding.
"Spies of Saruman!" Gandalf called out, "The passage of south is being watched. We must take the Pass of Caradhras!"
"WAIT!" Everyone turned to look at me, "Last time I checked, I was the guide. Not you." I pointed out.
"Well, there is no other choice, is there?" Gandalf glared at me, "If you know an other path, please share."
I was about to say something but quickly closed my moth, realizing that I didn't know any other way from here. But I knew a lot from over the mountain. If we could get that far.
Satisfied, Gandalf followed the fellowship to their soon-to-be graves.
Great…
DO SOMETHING!
Why? I thought that Gandalf made it clear-
Well, you're not Gandalf! You have to get them to the Mines of Moria. NOW!
Again, why?
Remember our plan?
No…
Ugh… TO GET TO THE NAVY'S CASTLE, DUMBASS!
Oh… OH!
"WAIT!" I stopped them, "Maybe we should let Frodo decide. After all, he IS the ring-barer."
"Fine." Gandalf said, "Frodo?"
He looked helpless. He didn't know that our path had to be his choice. I felt soft for the little guy, so I wanted to give him a little push.
"Y'know what? Here," I tossed him my compass, "just hold it and let's see what happens." I stepped a few steps back and let the arrow choose it's way.
I took a peek beside his shoulder and the fellowship circled us. Curious of what was happening. I smiled when I saw where it pointed.
"Mines of Moria, it shall be!" I exclaimed.
He gave me back the compass and whispered, "Thank you."
I squeezed his shoulder lightly and took off into the mines. I could still feel the ice cold eyes from the old wizard, boring in the back of my head. My plan was working perfectly. But they're probably going to hate me for this… Oh well!
A/N: Sorry if it's a little short, but it fit perfectly to stop here. I will updating soon and don't forget to review! By the way, I hope Jane isn't Mary Sueish. 'Cause I try to make her more like a pirate and she will not have a mate in this story.