Okay, I own nothing about LOTR, or these silly email forward surveys, and
this is just because I don't want to revise for my exams, so I apologise
for my silliness!
Anyway, here are the LOTR characters answers to one of those surveys, I'll
begin with Elrond because someone has to start the whole chain off, and see
who else I get inspired to do - hint, Aragorn's just received it so his
answers will be up soon! It's set after the war of the rings, but no one's
sailed over the sea yet. otherwise they wouldn't get to do it! Enjoy!
For once, Aragorn sat in peace, enjoying every minute of it. Just for a moment, all his kingly duties passed away and he revelled in the feeling. Unfortunately the peace was short; soon a soft tap on the door brought him back to reality.
"Come." He answered, and the door opened. Aragorn smiled despite himself at the sight of his lovely wife Arwen with his young son Eldarion tailing behind, a small hand lost on the folds of her dress. He rose to greet them, planting a kiss on Arwen's forehead before bending to take his son in his arms.
"We do not distract you, husband?" Arwen asked.
"A welcome distraction." Aragorn replied, smiling against Eldarion's dark hair. "To what do I owe this pleasure?"
In reply Arwen held out a hand, in it was a letter, neatly folded, with the seal of Imladris. "A letter from my father. The messenger who delivered it said father was almost laughing when he handed it over." Arwen paused. "Very unusual."
Aragorn frowned slightly, his father in law was usually so sober and the image of decorum. Straightening, he ruffled his son's locks and took the letter from Arwen. Breaking the seal, he opened it, instantly recognising the neat handwriting of Elrond, Lord of Imladris.
And here is what it said:
First make a copy of this letter and change the answers so they apply to you. Then send it to all the people you know. You may learn some interesting facts about your friends!
Name: Elrond
Nicknames: Halfelven, Rondy (courtesy of my beloved wife)
If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? I am content at Imladris but perhaps a house near to the White City to see my daughter occasionally would be nice.
What is your favourite place to be? In my library at Imladris.
What is your least favourite place to be? Out in the wilds trying to find those sons of mine!
What is the last good song you heard? Elladan sang the song of Beren and Luthien most beautifully last night. It has been in my head all morning. Most annoying.
What is your favourite colour? I'm quite fond of green at the moment, reminds me spring is coming.
What is your favourite smell? The smell of spring in the air.
What is your favourite article of clothing? Hmm, my burgundy robes I think.
What makes you angry? You would think that after nearly 3000 years of being told, Elladan and Elrohir would stop sneaking into the kitchens for sweet desserts, but no! Also, not having my grandson come and visit me. Is that subtle enough for you daughter?
What time do you wake up in the morning? When the sun rises, doesn't everyone else?
Can you juggle? You think I have time to juggle?! Actually, yes I can.
What would you hate to be left in a room with? Bickering dwarves, you would think that they could try and work through their difficulties without trying to decapitate your knees every few minutes.
Is the goblet half empty or half full? By the time I have finished these questions, it will be empty and refilled many times.
What is the first thing you think when you wake up? Another glorious day. Either that or where have my pillows gone again.
What is your favourite form of exercise? A gentle stroll through the gardens followed by a full day of running around trying to solve everyone else's problems.
Who do you have a crush on at the moment? A ridiculous question! I, Elrond Lord of Imladris do not have a crush on anyone! In other news we have a charming new cook, she has the most merry laugh and the sweetest grey eyes. I digress.
What have you got in your pocket? My royal seal and a bandage. One never knows when accidents may happen.
Who is most likely to respond to this letter? Perhaps Frodo now that his ring bearing days are at an end. But surprise me.
Who is least likely to respond to this letter? Probably Aragorn. Obviously his Kingly duties prevent him from doing anything courteous to his in-laws. No offence intended of course, Aragorn. I look forward to hearing from you all.
Aragorn handed the letter to Arwen, still chuckling. After she had finished reading she joined him in his laughter.
"Dearest father, you can not say he is not humorous when the mood takes him." She hugged Eldarion for a moment. "And perhaps it is time that this young one met his grandfather."
Aragorn nodded in agreement. "I shall plan a trip presently. But there is something I must do first." His wife gave him a knowing smile as he hunted for some paper. Having found it, he took a seat at his desk once more. "Care to dictate for me, my dear?"
Arwen nodded. "First make a copy of this letter."
And so it begins! Look for more inner thoughts and responses of your favourite characters as soon as I get bored again!
For once, Aragorn sat in peace, enjoying every minute of it. Just for a moment, all his kingly duties passed away and he revelled in the feeling. Unfortunately the peace was short; soon a soft tap on the door brought him back to reality.
"Come." He answered, and the door opened. Aragorn smiled despite himself at the sight of his lovely wife Arwen with his young son Eldarion tailing behind, a small hand lost on the folds of her dress. He rose to greet them, planting a kiss on Arwen's forehead before bending to take his son in his arms.
"We do not distract you, husband?" Arwen asked.
"A welcome distraction." Aragorn replied, smiling against Eldarion's dark hair. "To what do I owe this pleasure?"
In reply Arwen held out a hand, in it was a letter, neatly folded, with the seal of Imladris. "A letter from my father. The messenger who delivered it said father was almost laughing when he handed it over." Arwen paused. "Very unusual."
Aragorn frowned slightly, his father in law was usually so sober and the image of decorum. Straightening, he ruffled his son's locks and took the letter from Arwen. Breaking the seal, he opened it, instantly recognising the neat handwriting of Elrond, Lord of Imladris.
And here is what it said:
First make a copy of this letter and change the answers so they apply to you. Then send it to all the people you know. You may learn some interesting facts about your friends!
Name: Elrond
Nicknames: Halfelven, Rondy (courtesy of my beloved wife)
If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? I am content at Imladris but perhaps a house near to the White City to see my daughter occasionally would be nice.
What is your favourite place to be? In my library at Imladris.
What is your least favourite place to be? Out in the wilds trying to find those sons of mine!
What is the last good song you heard? Elladan sang the song of Beren and Luthien most beautifully last night. It has been in my head all morning. Most annoying.
What is your favourite colour? I'm quite fond of green at the moment, reminds me spring is coming.
What is your favourite smell? The smell of spring in the air.
What is your favourite article of clothing? Hmm, my burgundy robes I think.
What makes you angry? You would think that after nearly 3000 years of being told, Elladan and Elrohir would stop sneaking into the kitchens for sweet desserts, but no! Also, not having my grandson come and visit me. Is that subtle enough for you daughter?
What time do you wake up in the morning? When the sun rises, doesn't everyone else?
Can you juggle? You think I have time to juggle?! Actually, yes I can.
What would you hate to be left in a room with? Bickering dwarves, you would think that they could try and work through their difficulties without trying to decapitate your knees every few minutes.
Is the goblet half empty or half full? By the time I have finished these questions, it will be empty and refilled many times.
What is the first thing you think when you wake up? Another glorious day. Either that or where have my pillows gone again.
What is your favourite form of exercise? A gentle stroll through the gardens followed by a full day of running around trying to solve everyone else's problems.
Who do you have a crush on at the moment? A ridiculous question! I, Elrond Lord of Imladris do not have a crush on anyone! In other news we have a charming new cook, she has the most merry laugh and the sweetest grey eyes. I digress.
What have you got in your pocket? My royal seal and a bandage. One never knows when accidents may happen.
Who is most likely to respond to this letter? Perhaps Frodo now that his ring bearing days are at an end. But surprise me.
Who is least likely to respond to this letter? Probably Aragorn. Obviously his Kingly duties prevent him from doing anything courteous to his in-laws. No offence intended of course, Aragorn. I look forward to hearing from you all.
Aragorn handed the letter to Arwen, still chuckling. After she had finished reading she joined him in his laughter.
"Dearest father, you can not say he is not humorous when the mood takes him." She hugged Eldarion for a moment. "And perhaps it is time that this young one met his grandfather."
Aragorn nodded in agreement. "I shall plan a trip presently. But there is something I must do first." His wife gave him a knowing smile as he hunted for some paper. Having found it, he took a seat at his desk once more. "Care to dictate for me, my dear?"
Arwen nodded. "First make a copy of this letter."
And so it begins! Look for more inner thoughts and responses of your favourite characters as soon as I get bored again!