The actual project part of the BRS APOSTLES PROJECT. Sort of like a themes chalange.
Anyway, it's Monday morning, it's 11:00 A.M., and I'm dead sick, so I hope you all appreciate me being here. (Cough, cough) I think my stupid brother gave me the flu. Darn it.
Ok, so, I added myself into the story. Black is ME. Stella is BRS. DON'T GET CONFUSED, PLEASE!
UHN!
"Guys, guys, guys, guys, GUYS!" Black shouted as she ran up to the mouth of the Mother-ship. She pounded on the side. "Open up! I've got something important to tell you!"
Slowly, the big, metal doors in the front slid open, and Nafhe poked her head out. Black ran up to her, flailing her arms and jumping up and down "NAFHE, NAFHE, NAFHE, NAFHE, NAFHE!"
"BLACK, BLACK, BLACK, BLACK, BLACK! What?" Nafhe said, jumping along with her.
"I have an awesome idea! We have to round up all the others, fast!" Black replied.
Nafhe looked confused. "Why can't you just tell me?"
"'Cause it involves all of them! Now c'mon!"
So in a matter of minutes, they had managed to round up Mii, Mazuma, Shizu, Kali, Lirio, Zaha, Stella, and Grey.
"So what's this all about?" Grey asked, until she saw Black had her laptop with her.
She opened it with a dramatic flourish, and began speaking very seriously. "You all know how you recently starred in the Black Rock Shooter video game, is that correct?"
They all nodded.
"Well, despite that, apparently you are not yet counted as official characters on fanfiction!"
They all gasped dramatically.
"But why?" Nafhe asked. "Did we not do well?"
"It's not that, apparently, people are far more focused on the OVA and upcoming anime." Black replied. She stood up dramatically and knocked her chair over as she did. "But I have not lost touch with what is important! So, I am here to help, BY WRITING AS MUCH AS I AM HUMANLY CAPABLE OF DOING!" She stood up on the table and did a hero stance, and the background changed to on top of the empire state building, with a strong wind blowing back her hair. It looked really impressive, until someone's sock flew into her face and she was pushed out of the shot.
The scene switched back to the table, and Black picked up her chair and sat at the front once more.
"Ok, but how will that help?" Lirio asked.
Black smirked. "If I get enough stories of you on here, then fanfiction will update the character settings to include you! They've already included White Rock Shooter."
"So that answers that question, but why are we here?" Grey piped up.
"Because you're going to be starring in the stories, I thought you'd like a say in how they turn out." Black replied, opening a blank word document.
Nafhe raised her hand.
"Nafhe, you have a question?" Black asked.
"Will there be yaoi?" She asked. Both Lirio and Mazuma turned extremely pale at that moment. Kali was to busy grinding his teeth to care.
Black laughed nervously. "Uh, no, no yaoi. I think that would make a couple of us VERY, VERY UNCOMFORTABLE."
Both men nodded, slowly scooting away from each other.
"What about yuri?" Nafhe asked.
"…Well…only if the victims say it's ok."
"Wait, victims?" Shizu suddenly questioned.
"Uh, nothing!" Black hit the caps lock key to begin the first sentence. "Moving on…"
Sorry, guys, no yaoi. I know some of you might have been looking forward to that, although I assume most of you here like yuri but you never know. I've seen things no one would expect in fanfiction so let's just assume that anything can happen.
I have been coming up with different one-shots for the Apostles. TrailblazingArtist is helping me by putting the Apostles in his story, but so far it hasn't worked. So I'm sad. If any more of you would like to help, please do so. THE APOSTLES ARE TOTALLY BAD-ASSY AWSOME AND MUST BE RECODNIZED!
Nafhe: YEAH!
Me: Nafhe, what are you doing in my author's note?
Nafhe: I'm helping.
Me: Ok...So anyway, please help us in our quest to make the Apostles official. I'm not saying the anime isn't totally epic, it is, but I love these guys more.
Nafhe: Aww, I love you, too, Black-chan. (Goes to hug)
Me: DON'T HUG ME, I'M SICK!