I exist. Actually, the whole point of this chapter was the author's note at the bottom. So please read it (after the actual chapter, of course).

Mr Moony decides that his friends are morons.

Mr Padfoot wonders why he has decided to mention this.

Mr Prongs reminds Mr Padfoot about what happened today.

Mr Treacle protests that it was amusing.

Mr Moony assures Mr Treacle that it wasn't.

Mr Prongs suggests the readers are informed about the happenings of today.

Mr Padfoot takes it upon himself to describe what happened:

Messrs Padfoot, Prongs and Treacle were slightly annoyed with Mr Moony's chocolate eating and stealing ways, so they played a little harmless prank on him.

Mr Moony explains that they made it so everything he touched turned to chocolate!

Mr Treacle tells Mr Moony from that Middie guy…

Mr Prongs reminds Mr Treacle that it was Midas.

Mr Padfoot wonders why Mr Moony's quill hasn't turned to chocolate.

Mr Moony was clever and went to McGonagall to get it fixed.

Mr Treacle is scared of a detention.

Mr Prongs assures him that Mr Moony wouldn't snitch on them.

Mr Padfoot isn't so sure. How would one explain away everything they touch turning into chocolate?

Mr Moony makes it known that when you have been in the marauders for this long, excuses come easily to you.

Mr Treacle calms down a little.

Messrs Padfoot and Prongs wonder what excuse Mr Moony used.

Mr Moony said that he got in the way of a stray spell, but he didn't see the caster.

Mr Treacle notes that the excuse was surprisingly simple.

Mr Prongs is annoyed by how boring it was.

Mr Padfoot could have come up with better.

Mr Moony doesn't doubt it, but at the same time doesn't want to hear it right now.

Mr Treacle agrees.

Mr Prongs wrote some poetry for Miss Evans!

I love you my lovely Lily-flower,

Your eyes have that sort of power,

I once saw you in a tree,

I think you like tea,

Please, will you go out with me?

Mr Padfoot could write better.

Mr Moony is appalled by how bad Mr Prongs's poem was, but is sure that one by Mr Padfoot would be worse.

Mr Treacle is sure that the poem implies that Mr Prongs has been stalking Miss Evans.

Mr Prongs is sure that the other three are just jealous of him amazing poetry power.

Mr Padfoot is not quite sure what to say.

Mr Moony believes it would be a good idea to end this chapter now.

Mr Treacle still resents that name.

Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs still don't care.

Okay everyone, I've had an idea that I'm really excited about. Basically, me and three other people will roleplay as the marauders (in a forum I will make specifically for this) as if we are writing letters to each other until September. Then I'll publish them as a story, with everyone credited.

So what I need is three people to be Prongs, Moony and Wormtail (I'm going to be Padfoot) who are willing to keep this up until September. It's not all about the story that will be published, it's about having fun as well!

If you are interested please leave a review or PM me and I'll contact you at a later date.