＼(＾▽＾*)Kenny-chan Cant Spelll(*＾▽＾)／

A/N: Hey Everyone your reading Summer Camp By Me! Kenny-chan Cant Spelll. (^-^*)/

This is the main story I will be working on and writing and will be a rather long chapter story. It fits under the, Romance, Humor, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship and maybe even a bit of Suspence.

This fic will probally go on for a while and it IS a SasuNaru story. It may just take a while for it to happen.

Warnings This story will have:
- Yaoi/(BoyxBoy love) STOP READING IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT.
- Swearing mainly from Sasuke and Kiba.
- Death Blood and gore. Yum
- OOC, Sorry guys it's a must. Mainly in Genma (got the personality mostly from FlashFoward not mine) and Hayate because I sorta made up his sarcastic personality.
- Spelling and Grammer mistakes. There everywhere (￣～￣)
- Rape and sexual abuse possibly.
- Possible Self Harming. I don't really know yet.
- This Fic may seem light but it's not So... be wary ＼(-_-)／
- (NEW) Drugs. and lots of em.

Disclaimer: I own the plot Not the characters. K. Masashi. I will try though threw out the story to spare me a few. I get no money out of this... but I will once little Kishi over hear agrees to hand over the cash! (ｏ`皿′ｏ)

Your done with the boring stuff! Congrats! ( ^ _ ^)∠ PAN！Now Here is the story!

Kakashi was going to suffer.

"No!" A jet-black haired teenager who currently sat in his dark blue shouted, "2012 Chevy Camaro Convertible". His eyes glared at the cell phone caught in his excruciatingly tight grasp.

"Yes Sasuke. You have too. Remember you said you would do anything to get that car." Said the phone

"Why the fuck do I have to do this! For three freaken months!" He hissed back.

"I'm sorry but I think it will be a good experience for you! " the phone said, clearly not sorry.

"Besides, you need a bit of color to that ghost skin of yours!" The voice said coated with humor.

The raven was not amused.

"Kakashi, I personally will cut off each of your fingers. I will then blend them up, then stuff it down you fuckin thought you little prick!"

"Sasuke please show your new camp friends at least a little more hospitality then you show me." Kakashi sighed.

"Oh trust me I will show them hospitalit-"

"Bye Sasuke, remember I'll be waiting, love you!"

"I'll kill you Kakashi."

There was a laugh from the man before the dial town sounded.

Sasuke growled at his phone and snapped it shut. He flicked it in the cup holder and did his best not to break the stupid thing.

Why the hell do I have to have this? Fuck, I am so stupid for agreeing to that deal, letting that prick get to make me do anything. I really hope this car is worth all this suffering.

Sasuke clenched the leather wheel of his new Convertible tightly as he slowly pulled into Konoha Summer Camp. Though he may have never directly attended the camp he knew the place like the back of his hand. This is a direct result of having his silver haired, perverted guardian Kakashi be a counselor at the three-month sleep-away camp. There was no place Sasuke would not rather be.

-小春日和-

"You exited?" A long haired elder man smiled wickedly at the seven-teen year old blond boy who was laying his forehead against the cool glass of his old truck.

"Hm? Oh yeah I'm pretty exited it's just that I am super tired." He said stretching his arms out.

"Yeah I know what you mean, that's what five hours in a car does to you." The old man sighed.

"I need to get some action… if you know what I mean." He snickered receiving a disgusted look from the teenager beside him.

"You're a total pervert. You know that right." He said sticking his tongue out at the man.

"What! I was referring to a jog! I don't know what your thinking Naruto." He accused.

Of course that's what you would try to pull of.

"Oh sure perv-man, that's what you where trying to say."

"Naruto, what did I say about calling me that! Its Jiraiya got it brat."

"Sure, sure whatever you say perv-man."

The older man was about to yell but the look on Naruto's face told him to hold off. He turned to see what the blue-eyed boy was staring at and cackled.

"So where finally here. Took us long enough huh Naruto?" Said blond sat just gawking at the place. He slowly opened the door not taking his eyes of the huge campus.

"See ya in three months kid! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!" He quickly pushed the teenager out the car door and winked. Then sped off, thronging Naruto's stuff out the window.

Yeah that may have been a little harsh. Jiraiya thought as he pulled out of the flooded campus. But he'll be fine. With that the old man raced home. Well of course after a quick stop at bar anyway.

-小春日和-

"Sasuke!" From seemingly out of nowhere leaped a tall, skinny spiky haired man known as a Kakashi. The creature skipped over to his ward and paced a hand on top of the boy's tar black hair.

"Kakashi, I will slit your thought when you're asleep tonight." The raven-haired boy said in a monotone to his over dramatic guardian. Sasuke had recently parked his car outside the huge gates that surround the camp. He pushed threw everyone in order to find this absolutely insane man.

"Hahaha that is why I put you in a bunk room!" He laughed patting Sasuke's haired not so gently.

The teenager would have done a spit take if he was drinking anything, but since this was not the case, instead his dark eye grew to the size of bowling balls and died for a second.

He shook his head snapping back to the present. Suddenly Sasuke grabbed the silver haired man's shirt collar and pulled it for him.

"Kakashi! How dare you I'm gonna-" he glowered clenching his fist at the man.

"Ah ah ah calm down-" Kakashi half laugh halved pleaded holding his hands up.

"Oí! Sasuke! Your finally here!"

Sasuke slightly lowered his fist and raised his eyebrow at the some how familiar voice. Kakashi seemed eternally grateful.

"Anko?"

"Ah! Anko! Look who it is Sasuke, it's Ankoooo! Why don't you go say hello!" At that moment Kakashi found it would be his best opportunity to escape. He slipped out of the seven-teen year old's grasp and sprinted away, waving a piece sign over his shoulder.

"Don't think I'm not going to still come after you Kakashi! I will insure you that you will have terrible torture!" Sasuke shouted to the maniac as he disappeared into a crowed of teenagers.

"Sasuke it's a pleasure to see you done anything naughty since we last saw each other? I won't tell anyone… promise." She winked.

He gave her a glare before turning to walk away but to his delight, a large man wearing nothing but... well green, lifted him off the ground.

"Sasuke! Have you embraced your wondrous youth! I pray you did not let it go to waste!" The huge man cried all the while swinging the surprised raven to and fro.

"Heeyy Sasuke wanna have a five way with me and my friends after dinner?" A man with a rather large toothpick sticking out of his mouth said seductively patting the now extremely dizzy teenager's head. An action that seemingly all of Kakashi's friends do.

"No, no, and NO FUCKEN WAY!" he shouted.

"Fine" Anko sighed thronging her hands up in the air.

"Well lets go get you signed in.," she said pointing to a little desk that was set up in the middle of the campus.

"Follow me." She muttered.

"I don't wanna go to the stupid camp." Sasuke muttered.

"N-N-NO!" The large man cried tears streaming like waterfalls down his face.

"I'll get you next time Sasuke!" The toothpick man shouted to the two.

In return Sasuke flipped him off and continued following Anko.

"Can I please, not share a room?" He muttered to her once he signed in. The purple haired woman shrugged with a smile holding out an arrangement of papers.

"Sorry, Kakashi is your care taker. I can't give you your own place unless he says so, and I have a feeling he won't." Sasuke snatched the papers out of her grasp.

"Fine I'll just have to suffer threw it." He snarled.

"That's the spirit!" She said. Sasuke gave her a death glare and slowly began stalking away.

"Hey, he only wants what's best for you!" He heard her yell.

Ha what's best for me huh? Three months at a summer camp with a bunch of guys around me. Yeah what's best for me.

Kakashi was really going to suffer.

-小春日和-

Naruto tottered side to side, skillfully avoiding every person who seemed to be charging at him.

Where the hell do I go? The blond thought as he franticly looked around for some indication.

"Hey watch it." A rather sick looking person coughed as he bumped into the aqua-eyed boy.

"Uh… s-sorry." He said quickly stepping back from the man.

"Hey are you alright? Kid? What's wrong you lost or something?" The man stepped forward activating Naruto's immediate reaction to jump back.

"Umm. Do you need help with something?" Naruto could dote fully hear what the strange man was saying since the break-neck pase he was running away from him at.

He spotted a line of people and quickly slid into it.

"Hey man, what the fuck?" Naruto felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to face a tan brunet.

"I-I'm r-really sorry I just am-" He began nervously.

"Ha ha it's fine whatever, shit I was just messing with ya." The boy he smiled widely displaying sharp looking fangs.

"I'm Kiba, what's up?" He said holding out his hand. The guy had a shaggy mane that very much rivaled Naruto's also messy hair that seemed to stick out from all angles. Naruto was slightly winning.

"Oh thanks, I'm Naruto. I'm also totally lost what are we even waiting in line for?" He asked shaking the other boy's hand.

"Alright, Naruto totally lost what are we even waiting in line for." He began laughing insanely at his own stupid joke. Naruto thought it was funny kinda, but not that funny.

"I'm sorry that wasn't even that funny I'm just really going crazy right now." Kiba said wiping a tear form his eye.

"We need to sigh in so where standing in line to… uh, do that. Sadly Anko, this psychotic instructor with purple hair, left or something so we have been waiting here forever." He sighed letting his arms fall to his waist.

"Oh, good thing I came here then." Naruto nodded.

"That's what… never mind." Kiba muttered turning back to the line.

"Wait, what?"

"Ugh, I was going to say that's what she said but then I realized that she does not say that." Kiba explained sleepily.

"Huh, I guess your right, huh that would have been a pretty good one… well for you anyway." Naruto said before realizing that it is not a good thing to be the one who says the "That's what she said" jokes.

"You know what we should have something for when that happens I mean come on." The brunet said throwing his arms in the air in exasperation.

"Yeah! I could have used it right now!" The blond shouted suddenly feeling very compelled to the topic.

"Huh? What did I say again? Oh right come on! Naruto, we need to do something about this!" he yelled making clenching his fist with his new determination.

"What are you too yelling about? Will you please move up!" the two boys looked up and where surprised to see a clear path to the sigh up desk. Behind the desk stood a tall peach skinned woman. There is a messy ponytail resting on her head and her autumn pupils seem to fade in with the rest of her eye.

Or is your pupil the little black whole… Ahh there it is again!

Quickly the two boys ran up to her desk. She scowled for a moment.

"Uh um, sorry we uh" He looked at Kiba who just shrugged then looked the instructor in the eyes, or the pupils.

"We were making sort of "That's what she said, jokes," I guess. Must have lost track of time."

Kiba you baka! You don't-

"Ha ha ha! One time Me and Asuma were at this pizza place and the chef was like putting the pizza in the oven and he said "I'm putting it" then the other chef who was in the other room yelled "I'm coming!" It was so funny!" She continued laughing while I exchanged a look with Kiba. He grinned, then told her he, Kiba Inuzuka was here. She let him go still in her fit of laughing then she looked up at the blond.

"Naruto." he said hoping that, that would be all she needed.

She looked down at her list then back up at him.

"Naruto U.?" she said her voice quiet. He nodded slowly then shifted his eyes back at the ground.

"Well Kiba, Naruto," she coughed then held up some sheets of paper. "These are for you enjoy your time at Konoha camp… but not to much." She winked.

Thank God! Naruto thought while the two retrieved their papers.

"Now head to the camp fire area, everyone's having a meeting there!" They nodded before heading of to said destination, but not with out hearing Anko scream at someone who responded "I'm going to come, just give me a minute!"

Both fell to the ground laughing. Yes there defiantly needed to be a saying for that.

-小春日和-

"Now, I know your all exited to be starting camp but, we need order! Gather around and sit!" A short man with a scar running over the bridge of hit nose yelled doing everything he could to remain organized. 200 kids running around did not help him with that.

"Everyone listen up!" The man yelled still trying to get everyone's attention but the teenagers refused to even look his way.

"I bet I could get their attention!" The man with the toothpick said suddenly appearing out of nowhere.

"Oh no, not doing that again I can't believe the absentees you screamed, I can't even believe everyone still thinks you should be aloud to work here!" He whispered to the man with the toothpick.

"But it worked right?" He shrugged.

"Come on Iruka you can do it! You your loud voice!" Kakashi hollered from behind the man with the scar.

Iruka cleared his thought looked down then in an extremely loud voice screamed "Can I have everyone's attention!" Attention was not given to him unless you call the group of councilors from behind who booed.

Iruka had enough.

"Now listen up everyone you better pay attention now before I ship you back home!" This voice went beyond loud and could have been used to call a man who lives 30 miles away. Yes this voice was very loud. The entire camp fell to a silence except for a few cheers from all the councilors,

"Nice job Iruka I knew you had it in you!"

"You could also have me in you if you want."

"I like that voice of your you know it could really be put to use tonight."

"If our voices combined that we may be able to make the sexiest sound alive."

Well the last three where from the tooth pick man. Anyway, finally all the campers where surrounding Iruka and the rest of the instructors dead silent.

"Good, now I know your all extremely exited about coming to camp here but there are a few rules we need to make sure you guys know.

"First of all, No boys in girls tents you got that guys?" There where a few negative remarks, especially from Kiba.

"No skipping your camp activities unless you have a really good reason."

"No leaving the campus unless you're instructed to."

"And boys especially, no fighting. Please if you have a lot of anger go the camp physiatrist."

"And finally no one is aloud to leave their bunk after 11:00." Iruka sighed hoping that these rules would not be broken but had a bad feeling that's just what would happen.

"Alright now that were done with that, I can introduce you to your instructors!" Iruka stepped back and looked at the fellow councilors.

"I am Iruka, I will be your swimming instructor, and along with boating I will also act as a life guard with Kakashi." The dark colored man said. He pointed to Kakashi who took a step forward and made a piece sign.

"Yo! I'm Kakashi like some of you know," There was tsk from somewhere in the back of the room but no one knew exactly where it was coming from.

"Well, I do archery, tennis I have a basket-ball team along with Asuma and as you kids know I'll be a life guard." He smiled… or people thought it was a smile due to his curved eye but no one was really sure do to the fact that his face being half way covered due to a mask.

"Hello, I am Asuma and were going to have fun. Well if you're on my good side anyway. I am the music instructor and I have a better basketball team then Kakashi." Said silver haired man rolled his eyes before a woman with dark hair and red lipstick stepped forward.

"I am Kurenai, I am the art instructor please to meet all of you." She smiled before Anko jumped up behind her nearly scaring all the kids to death.

"I am Anko! Some of you have already giving me trouble so I know you pretty well." She laughed then made an absolutely terrifying face. "That is not a good thing. Mwa ha ha!" She was about to step back when Iruka shook his head at her.

"She takes care of the animals along with instructs horseback riding." He said sadly.

"Oh yeah that to ha, sorry," she said nervously.

"I guess I'm Hayate" he coughed to the ground before looking back up to the campers.

"I do Ice hockey and I guess I'm the skating guard or whatever." He mumbled.

"Hello my young youths!" there defiantly a "Oh hell no" from the Tsking kid in the back but it did not seem to faze him.

"I hope you have all reached the spring of youth and have embraced it thoroughly! I will make sure you do here of course! I will let your youth grow as we walk threw the woods in high spirits!" Tears began falling down his face as he continued rambling about youth.

"I guess that means he hikes with you guys. I pity you." Hayate coughed.

"Yes! It's me now." The toothpick man said before taking a step forward.

"Hey kids, just so you know I'm gay and if you would like to sleep together… Iruka never said anything about boys in their counselors' bunk if you know what I mean. I fully suppor-"

"That's enough!" Iruka yelled as Kakashi muzzled the toothpick man.

"That guy is Genma. He is in charge of the play." Iruka continued trying to calm down, giving the weird man a harsh glare.

Genma shrugged then winked to the petrified audience.

"Well I'm Tsunade the camp physiatrist. So come see me whenever you want. Unless I'm busy which I am often so please wait if that is the case." She grunted stepping back.

"I'm Orochimaru." I pale man purred. His eyes flashed while he looked around the audience.

"I'm the doctor for this camp. You children will receive check ups if instructed by me." He hissed before slowly stepping backwards. There was a short pause before Iruka coughed and spoke again

"That's everyone I think. Ok now that where done with the introductions I will read of which bunk room everyone will be in." There was a loud holler from the audience who wanted nothing more then to go and lay down in their beds.

"There are 9 bunks and once you find out which one your in there is no way to move you unless the case is extremely drastic. Ok, bunk one will have…" Iruka read of a list of names for each bunk. There were a lot of cheers when friends got put together. Especially in bunk five, which seemed to have four best friend girls.

"Bunk seven will have, Kiba Inuzuka, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara and Naruto… U-Uzumaki." The entire crowed fell dead silent as they processed the last name on the list.

Naruto Uzumaki

-小春日和-

A/N: I hope you guys Like the first chapter but not too much cause it will change. I'm Looking for a beta so just PM me if you want to do it I would REALLY love it if you could. Also-小春日和- Is going to be like a page break. What does it mean? Well look it up I got stuff to do (｀ー´) Ha ha Please review and tell me what you think!