Here is the first epilouge! It was suposed to be short and it is. It's real cute... XD The character pairings will be posted after a while when I'm done with the next epeilouge which will probably be up tomorow. The pairings will take place in high school and I'll tell you them now. I bet you all are gonna spaz.

Ino x Naruto

Hinata x Kiba

Ok, breathe. I know that NaruHina is INCREDIBLE and AMAZING but... For this story, KibaHina is WAY better. Believe me. And Ino Naruto will be damn adorable.

So again, thanks for sticking with me, I love that so many people enjoy my writing! :3

Disclaimer: Thank you all for your suport during my hard time as self apointed surgeon. The result was... I FIXED HIM! :D Well his head band really but still! I'm incredible. Screw med school, I'm like a freaking brain surgeon. So I now own a complete Neji keychain! :D Not Naruto... :.( I do not own Naruto, how sad...

ENJOY!

"I want a cookie."

"Hn."

"I want a cookie."

"Hn."

"I want a goddamn cookie and there will be hell to pay if you hn one more time."

"….Hn…"

SMASH BANG BOOM CRASH

"I want a cookie."

"I'll be right back…"

I could feel Sakura's smirk as I stood up and walked out of the room. I could also feel the egg sized bump forming on my head. I was whipped.

I flipped off Naruto as he snickered behind me, and then jogged out of the room to the kitchen for Sakura's daily dose of choco chip. We were at our apartment watching a movie and Naruto had invited himself over for the film. A violent film of course. We were about half way through it and Sakura was getting cranky because Naruto insisted on screaming "WATCH OUT DIPSHIT" in her ear whenever someone got shot. Someone getting shot was a common occurrence.

Hence the advil and vitamin water I grabbed for her as well as the stack of cookies. I slid out of our small kitchen and padded down the hallway. We were in a small college apartment. I was going to school for my MBA and Sakura for pre-med. We had both been accepted to the prestigious Konoha University due to our athletic prowess and we were both captain of the two soccer teams. Again.

I walked into the cozy living room Sakura had painted a light cream and plopped down on the blue denim couch beside Sakura. I turned my attention to the blood bath on our tiny TV screen and wordlessly held out the cookies, advil, and vitamin water.

I felt her little smile when she saw the advil and her favorite vitamin water flavor. It reminded me of when were in high school and I had sprayed her with whipped cream and apologized with pizza and candy. Sadly, we had a repeat of that performance a few months ago. It did not end well. The guy next door hasn't forgiven me for using him as a human shield. Neither have we agreed to pay the cosmetic and medical bill.

"Thank you," she whispered in that pretty voice.

I smirked and wrapped my arm around her, pressing my lips to her forehead. "You're welc-"

"WATCH OUT YOU DIPSHIT! HE HAS A MOTHER FUCKING MACHINE GUN!"

My eye twitched and Sakura stiffened. I reached around her and slammed my fist onto the top of Naruto's head. I smirked at the satisfying THUD and pulled Sakura tighter against me.

"Owwww…"

Sakura snickered and snuggled closer into my side. "Don't you have a paper to write," she murmured with a cute yawn.

"Mmm," I replied watching her eyelids flutter.

She flicked my stomach and chuckled. "Seventeen years and you are still as anti social as when I met you."

"But you love me anyways."

Sakura yawned again and I held her closer. "Yeah, I love you a little too much."

I smiled as I watched her drift off to sleep. Pink wisps framed her heart shaped face and her eyelashes brushed her cheeks. Then I remembered something.

My head snapped up to see Naruto with that constipated smiley thing your friends do when they try and embarrass you when you're with your significant other. His face was all squished up and yet he still managed to smile in that infuriating manner.

"You're dead, tomorrow."

"Awww," he said in a hushed whisper which for Naruto was more like a slightly loud inside voice.

My glare automatically multiplied by ten billion as Sakura shifted but stayed asleep. "You. Wake. Her. Up. And I will tell Ino that you were the one who beat up her cousin when you thought he was a friend of hers."

Naruto's face paled and he silently stood up and backed away to the door with his hands in the air. Then he turned and quickly dashed out the door, taking great care to shut it softly.

I smirked and looked back at the sleeping angel in my arms. Screw the paper, I wasn't moving anytime soon.