What to do if a Spider Confronts You

Chapter 2: Evergreen, Fried, and Bixlow

A/N- I'm back with a new chapter of the fanfiction with a very long name! Please read and review! Oh and thank you to Moonhouse 100 for writing this chapter!

The Raijinshuu sat at their regular table on a sunny afternoon, drinking cold beverages (like ice capps!) and discussing Laxus' possible whereabouts.

"Why did he have to be ex-communicated? I wish he'd come back!" whined Fried for the hundredth time that afternoon.

"Your whining won't bring him back," snapped Evergreen. "Quit being so annoying!"

"Yeah!" said Bixlow, who was just agreeing with everybody.

"Why are you going against me?" asked Fried.

"Because there's a spider on the table!"

"EEK!" shrieked Evergreen. "I hate spiders! Kill it or something!"

"Why bother? It's just a spider," said Fried, shrugging. "Where do you think Laxus is?"

"Don't change the subject!" wailed Evergreen, smashing her mug against the table. "Get rid of that stupid spider before I faint!"

"You do that!" said Bixlow.

"Just petrify it," Fried suggested.

Evergreen whipped off her glasses and petrified the green-haired writing of darkness mage instead. Then she stomped off to get another drink.

"Well, now she's gone," said Bixlow. "Evergreen must have bad aim. Hey, maybe I could try making the spider one of my babies!" The black arachnid was still crawling around on the table.

"Um, Fried?" asked Bixlow, not aware that he was talking to a statue. "Why aren't you talking? Are you afraid of spiders too?"

The spider crawled onto Fried's hand and started up his arm. It was almost at his shoulder when Bixlow realized that Fried had been petrified. I'll make the spider into one of my babies and then go hunt down Evergreen, decided Bixlow. "Hey baby, get down here!"

The small brown winged barrel came fluttering over from the nearby table where the rest of the 'babies' were playing around and practicing formations. It stopped in front of Bixlow, who said "I'm going to try and make this spider your new body! How does that sound?"

The winged barrel didn't respond, so Bixlow went ahead and did the spell.

"AHHH! What are you trying to do to me?" shrieked the barrel as loudly as a small brown barrel could. "Stop it! I don't want to be trapped in a spider! It doesn't work with animate objects anyways!"

The spider, upon hearing the noise, scurried off the table. It scampered across the room to where Kana was downing barrelfuls of alcohol, leaving a disappointed Bixlow with his tongue hanging out and a statue of Fried at the Raijinshuu Table.

A/N- If you have any concerns about how we portrayed your favorite character, please review and tell us that! Or PM me.