Author's Note: Hope someone's still reading this…anyways…I know it's a different artist, but I think the cover is more fitting. P.S. this one's not a sing-along. This was quickly typed, Might be a bit messy.

'Crank it til Your Ears Bleed'

by Songsix

Girls Just Want to have Fun Covered by Relient K

He finally got the window seat when Kaldur got Robin and Wally to agree to behave. It was a relief, because quite frankly, one of them was always ripping one. He couldn't tell who, but if you sat in the middle it was impossible to escape. With Robin in the middle he knew right away who it was. Conner had his gaze fixed on the sky as they continued to drive into the night. He couldn't tear his eyes away from the mystical night. Not even when Wally rolled down the window to moon the passing cars, or even when Robin drew on the back of Kaldur's neck as he napped. There was something magical about it all that trapped him into a–"Wow Supes, you look like you're in a trance. Is it one of those mind reading clone things again? –OW!"

Conner broke his look for the first time that night as all the other boys, save for Kaldur who volunteered to take the wheel, stared at him. He was the only one Roy trusted behind the wheel. Robin wasn't so 'concerted' claiming the Batmobile was just as good practice as a real car. However. Roy, however, was pretty adamant to believe that the laws of the road didn't apply to the Batmobile so much. He was also sure Wally's never driven car since he's never actually needed one.

"I've never…really looked at the stars." Conner explained pointing towards the window.

"Guess you don't really have time when beating baddies into concrete huh?" Wally commented, punching a fist into the palm of his other hand for dramatic effect.

"Look right there Conner. See the three aligned stars?" Kaldur pointed out. Three shining stars popped out more prominently than the others did, and he quickly found the pattern.

"Yeah?"

"That is Orion's belt."

"Who?"

"It is called a constellation. They are shapes formed by the stars." Kaldur explained.

Conner furrowed his eyebrows in confusion before saying, "doesn't look like a belt."

"Use your imagination." Wally instructed, before pointing his finger out to another pattern of stars, "look at that constellation. Looks like me."

Roy jerked his head behind in a quick motion waking from his nap following Wally's finger. When he saw which constellation it was his eyes narrowed. "You mean Hercules?" He snorted shaking his head before correcting him, "I think he means Cassiopeia."

"DUDE!"

"What's that?" Conner asked, not familiar with this information.

Kaldur chuckled heartily before replying eagerly, "Cassiopeia is 'the Queen'."

"Pretty fitting." Robin piped in, smirking.

Wally's nose visibly twitched, before a wicked grin found it's way onto his face. "Dude, it's night time. Don't you think you should take off those sunglasses?" He suggested with a mischievous tone. Conner couldn't help but agree nodding his head. The other two remained quiet, wishing to see where this went.

"Nice try, but you know the rules." Robin reminded, placing his hands behind his head, kicking off his shoes and slipping them onto the heads of Kaldur and Roy's chairs. They weren't feeling the aster, but they sure were smelling it. Roy didn't hesitate to poke each foot off with his emergency arrow. When Robin still didn't move, due to callous training enforced by the Batman, he licked his hand and slapped a whopping amount of mucus on to each one. When even that didn't work, Kaldur sighed and handed Roy a feather from the emergency pack they both prepared specifically for Wally and Robin. As soon as it came into vision, Robin removed his feet before Roy could even get in a slight tickle. Conner wondered how they knew to be ready for those sorts of things. He also wondered if they had something specifically for the purpose of whenever either of the boys thought it was okay to 'crop dust the backseat'.

"Wally has a point there, how can you even see? You're missing out on the stars and fun." Roy agreed, trying to tempt the boy. But he still wouldn't budge.

"I can see just fine." He said defiantly, crossing his arms to make his point.

Wally tsked him, "don't you want to have fun too? C'mon. Like how that constellation over there reminds me of Roy…"

"What is it?"

"Take your sunglasses off and you can see." Wally's tone reminded Conner a lot of Cheshire's at that moment.

Roy mumbled something incoherent under his breath before muttering, "he's talking about the swan. What's really fascinating is Taurus over there."

"Why?" Conner asked, as his eyes searched out the constellation.

"Because it's what Wally's full of." Roy Explained.

"Bull." Kaldur finished, and they high-fived each other in one quick motion never moving their heads.

"Y'know! All these gang ups on me are getting old real fast." Wally yelled out, before slinking back into his seat and grumbling quietly.

"Like your jokes."

"And your mom."

Roy and Kaldur proceeded to high-five once more. It reminded Conner a lot of that fist thing Robin and Kid Flash always did. "Whatever…" Wally whined, before magically pulling out a bag of pork rinds and stuffing his mouth with them. That explained a lot.

"You totally ask for it, don't even sulk." Robin laughed, giving him a light punch to the arm.

Wally immediately sat straight up as if a light bulb went off in his head, before swinging an arm around Robin's shoulders. "I'd sulk less if you'd have fun with us. We can totally be Gemini, but you have to actually be able to see the stars to join in."

"I just…I can't. You know that." Robin insisted, pulling away from him, waving his hand in front of his nose. Conner hoped it was just Wally's breath and not something that would soon come his way…

"Dude, you can't always let grown-ups stop you from having fun." Nope it wasn't his breath! Conner pinched his nose.

"Wally has a point." Roy added in.

"How?" Robin questioned, but regret melted his face as soon as Roy plugged Wally's music player back in. A blast of guitars came out of the speakers, and Conner suddenly had a bad feeling as well…

"Like when I come home after a tiring fight. And my mom says: When you gonna live your life right?" Started Wally.

"What the–" Robin squeaked, but Roy was quick to come in next.

"Wally just tells her: oh mother dear, we are not the fortunate ones." He sang out, throwing his arms up into the air, "heroes, we just want to fight crime!"

"Stop it. Now."

"Because villains, they just want to start crime." Kaldur joined in confidently.

"Look, if you guys just stop…that…I'll explain...It's just that…Even Alfred doesn't get that when the Young Justice alarm rings in the middle of the night–"

"And Batman yells: what you gonna do with your life?" Wally interrupted yelling into Robin's face.

"I thought I said–"

"Rob should say…" Kaldur came in with, before Roy and Wally sang together…

"Oh daddy dear, you know you're still number one! Because we just want to fight crime!"

Refusing to take any more, Robin ripped the music player from the dashboard while the other three boys went into giggle fits. Conner only watched. "Ha-ha." Robin spat out darkly, but that only made them laugh harder.

"Remind him we're heroes too, we just want to fight crime. That's all we really want!" Roy chortled.

"And fun!" Wally laughed.

"What?" Robin exclaimed, as he realized Roy had his own music player, and it was already set up out of reach...

"Y'know, because it's nice that we can do things like this and just have fun." Wally explained.

"It'd be more fun if we could call you something other than 'Rob'." Roy pointed out.

"I don't know, 'Boy Wonder' seems to roll off of the tongue nicely."

"So does Short Pants."

"Shove it Arrow Breath. You too Twinkle Toes." Robin grumbled, shaking his head as the guitars started to play again. Conner didn't understand the problem, the melody seemed pretty nice. He even started to tap his foot to the beat.

"I prefer Scaley Bottomed."

"You really want to start Gillhead? And shush! SB doesn't know about that yet." Robin scolded Kaldur.

"About what?"

Before anyone could answer him Wally broke in, "Look Rob, we're all buds here and we all just wanna have fun. You too, admit it."

"I told you already, it's Batman's rules, not mine."

"C'mon Rob…don't be such a dick."

"Don't be such a used douche."

"Gross." Finally, Wally, Roy, and Kaldur ceased their teasing and left the poor boy alone. Conner could see Robin physically relax as they let him be. They all fell into silence listening to the music play on peacefully, but halfway through the song Wally couldn't help but…

"You know, it's such a pity…"

"What?" Robin jerked in his spot almost ready to punch someone in the face.

"When the crime fighting is done, bats just want to have fun…" Kaldur didn't care.

"Don't–"

"Some Bats take an obnoxious brat and hide him away from the rest of the world!" Neither did Roy.

"But inside, he wants to be the one to walk in the sun!"

"And creepy alleyways…" Roy corrected Wally.

"Oh bats just want to have fuh-un!"

"Oh bats just want to have..."

"That's all they really waaaaaant!"

"Some fuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

"When patrolling the night is done!"

"Bats – they want to have fuh-un!"

"Ooooh! Bats! Just want to have...!"

"They just wanna!"

"They just wanna!"

"They just wanna!"

"They just wanna!"

"They just wanna!"

"Bats, they just wanna have fun!"

"OH BATS! THEY JUST WANNA HAVE!"

"Some !"

"They just wanna have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!"

Conner watched Robin grow even more irritated by the second until finally…"Boys, just wanna have–"…he slapped some sort of adhesive over Wally's mouth and it was over. Kaldur and Roy stopped, but Conner could see their smirks in the mirrors. Wally slumped down into his seat glaring down the Boy Wonder, but he didn't seem to care.

"I've always hate that song." He told Conner, but as hey continued to drive on he couldn't help it…

"Bats just wanna have –" Robin snapped his head towards him so fast you didn't need super hearing to hear it. Conner only shrugged his shoulders not ashamed at all, "what? It's catchy." Before Robin could even do anything they all pinched their noses and groaned.

"OH MAN! Who ripped one?"

"Wally."

"Let's tie him to the roof!"

"Not again!"

"Who removed the glue?"

P.S. Yeah, I'm going with Conner assumed in the first song they literally meant Robin's real udnerwear. Okay...happy reading!