Dirty Boys

RATED: M for a really good reason!

Genre: PWP

Author's comment: I am sorry I haven't updated any of my other stories but I needed a break from all the other stuff I do in life and just relax and write a really dirty pwp... So, enjoy, but if you are under 18, you know you really shouldn't read this!

Part 1

It had been a month since the chain arrangement was made and despite the twice a week dates, which Misa was allowed to have with Light (and L attached to him) the blonde had grown unbearably bitchy about the situation.

She constantly complained about the lack of privacy with her boyfriend and made off-hand suggestions of being allowed some intimacy despite the fact that Ryuuzaki was there.

Unfortunately for her, any more intimacy then kissing in front of L was a no-go for Light. The detective had told them that they could do whatever they wanted in the time slot allowed and it would not bother him, however the brunette felt that there was no way in hell he would let L watch (and possibly get off) on them having sex.

That said, Light was beginning to ache for it, probably worse than Misa Misa was, and he never even got enough privacy to masturbate with the ever-awake detective who was with him 24/7.

It had been such a long time now that Light didn't honestly care if he had to take care of himself in front of L, however something else was stopping him. L too was a man, and he hadn't touched himself even once yet. True, L had been free in the months during which Light had been confined in a cell with his hands tightly bond behind him, so chances were, L wasn't as desperate. However, Light was not going to be the first to break!

It was an unspoken contest of sorts. Light knew and L knew that Light knew and so on, yet none of them said anything and they just kept going, challenging each other further.

Thus it came to that day, when Misa demanded to have some "privacy time" with Light. L refused and after a particularly violent fit, in which Misa attacked the detective and tore a big chunk of his black hair out, she stood with her shoulders slumped in defeat.

Ryuuzaki was still rubbing his skull with his monotonous "Aw, that really hurt…" when Misa suddenly stormed out of her apartment's living room, only to return in a short while with a folded note.

To everyone's great surprise she handed it to L.

L stared at it in disbelief before gingerly taking it.

"What is this?" L asked.

Light scolded at the whole scene but didn't say anything.

"Since Ryuuzaki won't leave me and my Light alone even for a second, I would like him to have his man get me the thing, which I wrote on the note!"

"If your request is reasonable and is not something that might aid Kira, I will make sure Watari gets you the object of your request," L said and began unwrapping the note again, curious out of his mind to see what Misa was requesting.

"Don't open it now!" Misa shrieked.

"Why not?" L asked.

"Misa doesn't want you to open it while she is in the same room."

"But what difference does it make?" L asked. "Everyone on this investigation will know what it is that you requested anyway."

"It doesn't matter. Just don't open it while Misa is in the room…"

…

As soon as the chained duo was out the door, L had already unwrapped the note and was eagerly reading it. It was pathetic how he just couldn't contain his curiosity, Light thought with hatred, even though he was secretly eager to find out what Misa wanted as well. He had a suspicion but it couldn't have been that…

L stared at the note with wide eyes in a state of stupor.

"Well, what is it?" Light growled irritably and crossing his arms in front of his chest.

L just blinked stupidly and stared at the note some more.

Light was loosing patience.

Finally L put the note in his pocket and started walking towards the elevator.

Light followed, seething. So L wasn't going to tell him, even though "the whole team was going to know". The bastard was doing it on purpose!

Once inside the elevator L spoke while staring off with wide eyes to the ceiling.

"Apparently Amane-san's sexual drive is stronger than anticipated. Despite the fact that she has had every opportunity to masturbate, she isn't satisfied with using just her hands anymore…"

Light's face was colouring. Was L leading him on to think something, just to let him down in the end? Or did the girl really request something sexual? The young man couldn't help his interest in such an idea…

"But I might be wrong. Let's find out," L said and Light wanted to slap him.

The bastard was doing it on purpose.

Back in the investigation room, the other officers were pretending to be working really hard, even though there was an air of anticipation. They all kind of wanted to see if their dirty suspicions were right. However, L didn't bring the subject up, in stead, he just sent a message to Watari to purchase it and got to work.

Later that night, everyone was gone and only Light and L were left in the investigation room.

Light stole quick glances every now and then at the detective, in anticipation.

Finally L took a slightly longer pause from his work in which he thought with his thumb to his lips. Light knew in his gut that the time had come.

From the corner of the younger man's eyes he watched as the detective opened another browser and typed a code of some sort. A product code, for certain.

Pinkish pictures flooded the browser and as soon as L clicked on one, Light pushed his chair to join the detective in front of his screen.

He noticed the flicker of irritation on L's face, as he got so easily predicted and caught, but Light's attention quickly diverted from gloating to what was on the screen.

"Well, apparently, Misa-san is in need of a particularly large vibrator," L commented in his usual monotone.

Both sets of eyes were now on the screen, eyeing the scary-looking 12-inch jelly pink THING. It was big, rubbed, had rotating bits, and many functions that neither L nor Light knew the purpose for.

"Is Light-kun intimidated a bit," L asked to tease him.

"No," Light responded immediately.

"Really?" L pushed. "I would definitely have been if my girlfriend needed to use something like that, in order to get satisfied."

Light slapped the back of L's head just in time as L stomped on the brunette's foot with a quick movement of his leg.

Both groaned in pain and annoyance, but got back to examining the screen.

"Maybe you should be, Ryuuzaki," Light said in a sugar-coated tone. "However, in my case, this is just a replacement…"

"Figures show that more women tend to fake their orgasms while engaging in sex, while none do, when going solo," L supplied helpfully.

"I am sure you would know," Light said, stressing on "you".

"At least I look into research," L replied.

The two glared at each other, before their attention was caught by an animated ad that was showing a girl introducing another very extravagant dildo.

They quickly forgot their differences as Light took the mouse and clicked on one of the similar products and the two geniuses began their exploration in the world of female toys and pleasure.

"Very interesting," L mused from behind his thumb, and Light agreed with an "Mmhhhh!"

They continued clicking through the website, which Misa must have been checking out to choose her "toy" and got so close to the screen that their heads eventually banged together.

Light growled as L narrowed his eyes and they rearranged so that they were not accidentally touching any more and continued.

Light clicked on the couple's section, then the kinky section, and then on bondage, straps, rings, nailons, body suits…

"This is your section, isn't it?" Light teased clicking the chain as he shook his wrist.

"I only like chains on you, Light-kun," L replied.

"WHAT?"

"I am only joking. You know I am not doing this because I want to."

"Yeah, right…"

At some point both were horny and hard but they couldn't (wouldn't) do anything about it, so they stoped viewing the torturously good website and went back to work.

Light tried to think of something disgusting to make his boner go away. Pictures of girls in scanty clothing, playing with themselves or with other people had gone to his brain. That's why he tried to recall how L had insinuated that the chain that linked them together was a kinky sort of sexual play. Yeah, Light hated L so much, that this thought alone was supposed to make him loose all appetite, however to his great dismay and worry, in stead of making his erection go down, it only made it twitch, leak, and stain his pants.

'Not good,' Light concluded with shame.

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