A/N: Hey all you rabid fanfic fans, here's a fic about Tsukune x Shizuka

Shizuka: I get to be featured in a fanfic? Kyaaaa!

Tsukune: w-what?

Writer: That's right! The first fanfic on fanfiction with this pairing! How exciting. How will this turn out? Read on and find out.

Kurumu: Hey! Aren't I supposed to get Tsukune-kun?

Moka: Or me?

Mizore: He's my fiance. I'm supposed to be his! sighs

Writer: Sorry girls. It's Ms. Nekonome's chance to score on Tsukune

(all girls sigh and shuffle away)

Ginei: Kekkaishi no Tsuki does not own Rosario +Vampire in any way.

As the Newspaper Club session ended, Ms Nekonome held Tsukune back in the room to the harem's disappointment.

"Oh Nekonome-sensei. What is it?"

Glancing at the entrance, the cat demon made sure that they couldn't be eavesdropped upon. She cleared her throat and whispered into his ear, "I know you're a human Tsukune!"

"W-what?" Tsukune's eyes bulged in surprise, then fear. "H-how would you know if I was a human, I mean if I was one?"

"Tsk, tsk tsk. It hurts that you don't remember me master," said Ms Nekonome looking disappointed. Her ears drooped as the teacher headed to her office. She then left Tsukune alone in the room.

The next day was a weekend. Tsukune smiled at the fact that there weren't any classes to attend. He cleaned himself up and waited for Moka, Mizore and Kurumu by their dorm.

Moka dashed into Tsukune, tasting his fragrant blood. Then Kurumu pushed Moka aside; Mizore froze Kurumu and stopped her in her tracks.

"I'm tired of you three fighting over me!" yelled Tsukune as he ran as fast as he could toward the bus stop. "I'm tired of all of these monsters. I can't take it anymore!"

He kept running until he collided with something soft. Opening his eyes, Tsukune found himself leaning over his homeroom teacher, Shizuka Nekonome. "S-sorry sensei!" he sputtered as he carried himself to his feet. Then he took his teacher's hand and helped her to her feet.

"It's quite alright Tsukune." Shizuka looked around and asked, "What are you doing here at the bus station?"

Sighing, Tsukune answered, "I can't take I anymore! I can't go to a school that's intended for monsters. Not to mention that Moka, Kurumu and Mizore are always fighting over me!" He began sobbing.

Pulling the human close to her breast, Shizuka said, "Then don't bother with those three anymore. I can satisfy you Tsukune-sama."

"N-Nekonome-sensei! What do you mean?"

"Please Tsukune, call me Shizuka nyaa," said the cat demon. She took a deep breath before saying, "I love you Tsukune. You may not remember me from the human world, but I was your pet cat. Even then I loved you. You were just a child, but you always made me happy back then. When I died, you tears helped me become a Nekomata." Then Shizuka shoved her soft lips against Tsukune's.

Surprised, Tsukune couldn't help but kiss back with intensive passion. When they had to break for air, Shizuka cried with tears of happiness, "Oh Tsukune! You do remember me! Let's go back to my room. I must see how much you have changed!"