Road Trip to Cybertronian Disaster

The highway road swept by as cars past at high speeds. A calm air fills the morning landscape as the morning sunlight shines on the cool, damp dew of the grass. All seems calm in the state of Georgia when, "Are we there yet?"

"FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME DARCY NO! WE HAVE A FEW MORE HOURS OF DRIVING THIS OVER GROWN RV UNTIL WE GET TO OUR DESTINATION! NOW SIT BACK! RELAX! AND LET ME DRIVE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" a frustrated, deep blue eyed, light brown hair that settled just on her shoulders that shimmered slightly red in the morning rays as she huffed out a breath of air blowing strays of hair out of her face. She readjusted her glasses and straightens her back to a more comfortable posture for driving.

"Come on Emma, can we stop somewhere so we can walk around?" Brooke asked, she had dirty blonde hair and hazel light eyes hidden by blue framed glasses wearing a t-shirt that read 'Omnomomo!' in black letters on a green background in comfy light blue jeans leaded back on one of the couches in the high tech supped up RV.

Emma, also wearing comfy jeans but dark blue with a red shirt that had dragons on it, sighed and replied, "Alright if it will get Darcy from bugging me we will stop for breakfast and gas up before we finish our drive to Florida. Get Alyssa, Alyssa and Keely up and ready to go please."

With that she turned her attention back to the road and received an ignored glare from the passenger seat which sat another brunette with shorter that hovered above the neck line.

A red shoulder length head popped up out of nowhere and yelled, "NININ!" to which was responded with a shriek from Darcy and a yell of "NININ!" from Emma, who laughed joyfully at the inside joke.

"Howdy Alyssa, are Keely and the other Alyssa taking their time awaking from their beauty sleep?" Emma joked over her shoulder as the red head sat on the other side of Brooke, who had returned from her mission.

"Yeah, you know them ahah." She replied.

A black waist length female wearing a baggy BVB shirt and black pj pants followed by a slightly shorter dark brown mid back length haired female wearing a baggy moss green shirt and sweatpants walked in. The brunette was cleaning her glasses off as she sat next to Brooke and the other next to Alyssa.

"Morning Keely. Morning Alyssa." Darcy chanted as she turned over the side of the seat and smiled at our newly awakened friends. Keely, the brunette, smiled tiredly at Darcy and asked,

"Why are we up so early?"

"We are getting out for some food and then some fresh air." Emma replied as she turned onto the off ramp.

"Where are we?" Alyssa asked.

"Before that, how about we just call you Shadow since there are two of us?" The red head Alyssa reasoned.

"Okay, we'll go with that. Anyway where are we?" Shadow asked with a chuckle.

"Half way through Georgia, we should be in Florida and at our destination in a matter of hours." Emma replied not taking her eyes off the road as she turned into a restaurant parking lot.

"Dude, you're taking up the whole row of parking spots!" Shadow exclaimed as she stepped off the RV and into the warm summer air.

"It's early. No one will be here this early!" Emma said as she helped Darcy get untangled from the evil seatbelt.

"It is seven in the morning." Alyssa said looking down at her phone.

"Hey Em, by the way how did you afford this RV any way?" Keely asked as she further inspected the massive vehicle.

"My job." She answered hopping out of the doorway followed by Darcy. Emma stood at 6'1 and was the tallest being in the whole group and super skinny but health non-the-less.

"Explain." Shadow said over her shoulder, she was almost as tall as Emma but still shorter. Brooke was taller than Darcy and Darcy was the shortest in the group with Keely somewhere in the middle of the height chart.

"Well, I graduated college.." She began but was interrupted by Darcy's,

"WHAT!"

"Darcy, I am 21 and worked for the government on an experiment with medical plants and another on a high class weapon. I graduated early to work on the projects and studied on the go. The weapon I never turned in and lied about it being faulty, even though it worked perfectly. I did not want the government having that much power, since they are mindless sheep of a bunch of slaggers."

"Emma!" Keely interjected at my transformer cuss words.

"Sorry, anyway I used the bear minimum of the money and save a big chunk out of it. I told them I would be using the government's money in a trip with my friends and had them buy this for me. Guess how much money we have to spend?" Emma queered with an evil smirk as the bell of the restaurant door ringed. We took our seats and ordered a bunch of food. Emma ordered French toast with bacon, Brooke ordered an egg combo with bacon, Keely ordered some healthy junk, so did Darcy, Alyssa and Shadow both ordered pancakes.

"Come on tell us, how much?" Brooke asked after awhile of silence as we waited for our food.

"Oh, not that much just two million dollars." Emma said nonchalantly leaning back in her chair with her arms stretched over her head relaxed.

"WHAT!" They all screamed. Keely and Darcy fell off their chairs while the others stared shocked.

"Really?" Darcy squeaked. "Yup!" Emma chirped joyfully as she dived into her food gleefully as we all stared at her.

"Are you gonna eat that?" She asked about to take some pancakes from Shadow.

"Hands off!" Shadow said stabbing the stack of pancakes while Keely smacked Emma's hand away.

"Ow, why'd ya do that Keely?" Emma said with an innocent pout.

"Hands to yourself." Keely stated and she began to eat her food.

Darcy added with a mouth full of food, "Em, why'd you gather us *gulp* anyways?"

"Do not talk with your mouth full Darcy. Where are your manners?" Emma glared at Darcy with a death glare to match the devil.

"You and manners." Alyssa laughed.

'Humph.' Was all Emma replied. "I gathered us together because we have not done anything together in years besides birthday get-together parties since high school. I missed you guys. You're my sisters and we stick together. Anyway I have been planning on traveling cross country and to the European countries forever and what better time than now when we are still young and 21." She hinted with a smirk at the end.

"On a different note, I can't wait to see Kaylee. She is in for a big surprise!" Brooke exclaimed after swallowing some of her food.

"Pit yeah!" Emma cried with a smile fists in the air over her head. Keely rolled her eyes letting the cuss slide when Emma ended her remark with a sheepish grin. After they paid for the food, they headed back to the RV and drove across the road way to the WESCO. Emma got out and began to fill her up while the others entered the station. They grabbed candy and some went to the restroom.

The door dinged as Emma entered, her tennis shoes padded over to the others when "GOTCHA!" She glumped Darcy into a headlock.

"Em!" Darcy cried. "Let me go!"

"Say please." Emma said devilishly.

"Please!" Darcy choked out.

"Okay!" Emma said relishing Darcy and made her way to the Slushies. Everyone fallowed her over and grabbed mega size Slushies with their favorite flavors. After paying for the gas and treats they filled back out to the RV.

A beat up truck with three guys in the bed and two in the cabin pulled in a parked as the girls made it half way. Emma was opening the door with Shadow as the other three were still walking when the guys jumped out and made it over to the girls. Emma stood in the door way as Shadow held onto the railing of the door. Emma's eyes narrowed as she watched the guys walked the tough guy walk over to the girls. Most of the guys had the try to be cool torn sleeves of the shirts and ripped jeans. One of the tanner muscle heads bee lined it for Darcy as she handed her slushie over to Keely. The guy sidestepped into Darcy's path making her bump into him.

"Hey darlin' what're doing?" His voice visibly made Darcy freeze.

"Hey! Leave her alone!" Alyssa shouted.

"Was I talking to you?" He asked not taking his eyes off Darcy. The other guys surrounded Brooke and Keely separating them from Darcy. The guy in front of Darcy grabbed her right arm and proceded to drag her back to the truck.

"Let's go talk in private doll." He smirked.

"Hey! Let me go! Jerk! Let go!" She shouted trying in vain to wiggle out of his grip. He just laughed at her poor attempt before his face met Emma's foot. He fell back, nose bleed and cussing.

"What the Fuck! Bitch!" he cried holding his nose. Emma in a fighting posture held a death glare on him standing in front of Darcy in a protective manner.

"You Do Not Touch My Friends." Her voice dripped like venom as he got to his feet.

"You asked for it bitch."

He said as he throws a sloppy left and right, all being dodged with ease by Emma. His friends started in awe as they watch the fight proceed. While the guys were distracted the girls grabbed Darcy and booked it to the RV as Shadow called for help. Just as Emma was about to nail him in the face with her fist police sirens filled the air as a cop car pulled up. Everyone froze except the guys, who rushed for the truck were stopped by another officer and cuffed. Emma and the guy didn't move at all but the rage in Emma's eyes did not subside as the officers pulled them away from each other.

"Now what started this mess?" the officer looked between the two with a no bullshit look.

"Sir, this bozo and his gang almost jumped my friends and started to pull my friend Darcy away with him. I stopped him with introducing my foot to his face. He started throwing the punches all I did was defend my friends." Emma stated looking straight into his eyes the rage burning away.

"Where is this friend of yours?" The officer kindly asked.

"Over with the others. Darcy come here please!" Emma called over to the group of girls standing in front of the RV. Darcy slowing walked over rubbing her right arm where a finger shaped bruise was sure to form. When she got to the officer she slinked over to Emma's side far away from the dude being held in cuffs with the other officer.

"Are you Darcy?" the officer asked eyes softened at the scared girl.

"Y..yes." Darcy managed to squeak out.

"Did that guy attack you?"

"He, he grabbed my arm and started to drag me away then Emma came out of nowhere and stopped him. Then he started throwing fist after that." Darcy finished taking a quick glance at Emma. Emma put her arm around Darcy's shoulders and turned to the officer.

"Can we go now? We have a meeting in Florida and cannot be late." Emma asked the officer.

"Yes, of course. I do apologize for these trouble makers. Have a safe journey." The officer waved them off and took the guy into custody.

"Where did you learn how to fight Em?" Keely asked once Emma and Darcy had returned to the group.

"When you work for the military, they make it mandatory to make your life hell and teach you how to kick aft at the same time. Evil slaggers." Emma shuddered at the memory.

"Oh." Darcy replied as we all climbed aboard the RV. Emma hopped into the driver's seat, smoothed out her now wrinkled shirt and slid the seat belt in place. Instead of Darcy sitting next to her, Alyssa had taken the place with a grin. Behind us the buzz of the Giant flat screen TV was heard as random shows played as we turned out of WESCO.

The group spent the rest of the time on the highway before entering the state of Florida.

They pulled over in a gas station and as Shadow filled it up arguing could be heard at escalating levels. With a deep sigh, Shadow turned and ignored the bickering.

"No, we turn off here not that way Darcy. If we go that way we will end up in Alabama. We need to go to the Daytona Race track and then find the damn college!" Emma hissed smacking Darcy with a fold up map.

"Ow! Let me see." Darcy said reaching for the map just as Emma held it above her head out of reach. "Come on Em!" Darcy whined.

"Nah uh!" Emma said shaking her back and forth, while waving the folded paper in the air. Suddenly, it was snatched up it the air leaving Emma with a, "HEY! OW!"

"Ow!" Darcy whimpered as Keely's glared daggers at our childish behavior which ended with the famous Gibbs slap to the back of the head as we rubbed our now swore noggins and egos.

"Look, we take this route and then turn off here and we end up at the dorms or lodging area, whatever it is. Got that, now Emma is going to drive and Darcy, you are going to stop being annoying for now. With that said let's get lunch and then finish driving, so we can get our friend and this show on the road for real." Keely reasoned as she walked back into the RV leaving us to our own musings. Shadow laughed as she followed Keely in suit.

"I bet she is still sleeping. Ha!" Shadow laughed as she clambered up the steps with Emma and Darcy at her heels.

They waited for Brooke and Alyssa to come back with the food and watched NCIS. After half an hour there was a knock at the RV door. Keely unlocked the latch and the door swung open to show Brooke and Alyssa with some fast food and health food for our lovely health lovers plus a random head of lattice.

"Here ya go Emma! You're French fries and chicken plus one head of lattice, now will you tell us why you wanted a head of lattice?" Alyssa asked tossing the food to Emma as she dashed over to the fridge as pulled out ranch and out of the cabinets a small bowl, which she poured some of the ranch into and sat down.

"To eat of course, what did you think it was for?" Emma gave them a puzzled look as she put the ranch on the lattice and like the dorkette she is took a bit out of it and smiled like a goon. "Emma!" Keely scolded as Emma swallowed and smiled a toothy grin. "What it is healthy!" Emma retorted with a chuckle.

"Yeah, yeah whatever." Keely replied as she and the others dug into their own food. As soon as Emma was done she jumped into the driver's seat and hastily buckled away. With that she started up and floored it, laughing like a maniac as the others shrieked in surprise, to which a in unison yell of "EMMA!" was heard from the inside of the RV.

"LET'S GO!" Emma's cry rang with the roar of the massive engine of the RV and growls of annoyance of the passengers while others scoffed and laughed at her behavior. "GET READY TO BE RICK ROLLED! Never Gonna Give you up!" Emma shouted as we busted into the freeway as the blazing sun lit the way in a golden hue.

'VROOM!'the speeding cars raced laps as the RV turned onto the road off the freeway, passed the airport, heading towards the nearby college. After stopping by the head dorm keeper person as Emma randomly dubbed, they headed to the female dorms. As they got closer to their check point, Emma's small grin turned into a suspicious smirk, her hands clenched the wheel turning her knuckles white.

"Em, what are you planning?" Keely asked scooting away from her in the passenger's seat.

"Oh, you'll see, you'll see. Muhahahha." She chuckled evilly. This made Keely raise an eyebrow as her brow dipped in confusion and worry. They pulled up to the dorm numbered 183 and parked sideways to the housing unit. Rushing out of the RV, the girls stood in front of the apartment waiting for Emma, who took her time. Humming could be heard as she stepped down holding a megaphone and the speaker piece in the other hand. The other's eyes widened in realization as it hit like a ton of bricks. Then they busted out laughing. Keely nearly doubled over trying to with hold her laughter. The others just flat out laughed like there was no tomorrow as Emma smirked wickedly.

"Time for a wake-up call, Patch me through!" Emma said pointing the megaphone in the direction of the building.

"When did you get that?" Brooke asked through chuckles.

"My 20th birthday, worked great to wake-up my brothers." Emma said with glee. "CALLING ALL KAYLEES! GET YE'R AFT OUT HERE! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY YA KNOW!" Emma blared through the megaphone as the Darcy and Shadow collapsed to the pavement laughing, holding their stomachs as Keely and Brooke supported them using the RV. A scream was heard, then a bash, a bang, an OW, and some other cuss words not to be mentioned. When the door flung open and out flew a woman with long brown, covered her enter back, hair with lighter strikes here and there that hung in her faces wearing a Transformer baggy pj T-shirt and penguin pj pants, huffing her hair out of her faces as she gave us a death glare, which turned to one of shock and disbelief.

"Welcome Kaylee. We are here to kidnap you. Get your things and hop in the slagging RV before we turn to forceful methods." Emma spoke still using the megaphone grinning like a Cheshire cat.

Shadow laughed holding her side and said, "Told you she would still be sleeping, now look what we did. We woke her up ahah."

"YOU!" She squealed as she jumped into a group hug as we all started laughing and squealing like school girls. "What in the name of Primus are you doing here?" she said breathlessly.

"Two words, ROAD TRIP! One word, Vegas!" Emma explained simply.

"YUSH!" Kaylee squeal and hugged Emma again.

"This is your graduating gift. We are going around the world in this scrap heap." Emma said patting the side of the RV.

"I thought my parents were getting me. You planed this didn't you?" Kaylee's eyes narrowed playfully as she punched Emma's left arm.

"Ow, and yes, yes I did miss now officially in the career of her dreams." She answered smugly. "Introducing the military mechanic and lover of transformers, and my partner in crime; Kaylee!" Emma said with a swing of her arm in a dramatic fashion at Kaylee.

"Well, what are we standing around here for? Let's go!" Alyssa said rushing towards the RV. Emma headed into the house and came out carrying two large suitcases with transformers stickers all over them. Kaylee followed in suit and got the last of the bags with ending her stay there with locking it. We loaded the bags up and Keely showed Kaylee her bed which was above hers. Mine was above Darcy and Shadow was above Alyssa.

Later that day, on the highway the RV was making headway toward the west when the silence was pierced with a scream.

"WHAT!" Kaylee stared in disbelief as Emma just smirked and stared ahead.

"Yup." She said nonchalantly.

"T…two….two mil…million….dollars?" Kaylee squeaked out the last word in a daze mouth still hanging open.

"Yup."

"The government?"

"Yup."

"You have a top secret deadly weapon with you and lied to the government?"

"Yup."

"Slag that is sweet Radio." She said leaning back into the seat as the others in the back giggled at her reaction died down and turned back to the TV. The song 'Heyo Captain Jack' started playing on the radio and Emma squealed in delight.

"I love this song!" with that she floored it and the RV lurched forward receiving squeals of shocked and her name being screamed as she and Kaylee laughed.

"So where are we going? What's the plan?" Kaylee asked and received 'yeahs' from the other passengers who had not been told since Emma just said 'we wait for Kaylee so I do not have to repeat myself.' Emma signed and set the cruise control after which she leaned back.

"We are heading first to Yellow Stone National park to explore, then straight to Vegas after which we will head to Wisconsin and go to the Mall of America. Where we shall terrorize the souls of the shoppers muuahahahha!" She began. Kaylee and Shadow whooped at this.

"Slag Yeah!" Kaylee shouted fist in the air. Emma stifled a giggle as Keely glared at them.

"Then Chicago to New York then down the east side boarder back to Florida and go to Disney world and Universal Studios, after that we will hit every state then go through Canada to get to Alaska. We then go back down to catch a ferry to Hawaii where we will explore the islands. Then go to Japan and scare the locals after whom we go to the mainland of china, explore the land and head off across the country. Hitting land marks and cities alike while gathering souvenirs and stuff for photos." Emma finished.

"Awesome. This is going to be fun." Kaylee said and started dancing in her seat to the song on the radio which was 'Don't Cha'.

"Aw yeah Japan. It won't know what hit it when we storm in." Brooke laughed along with the others as the gossip of what they would do filled the rest of the ride.

Taking many stops on the way which consist of taking pictures around the RV and landmarks; being stuck on the side of the road while Emma got elbow deep in grease fixing the engine and tires on the RV; at one point both her and Kaylee got on top of the RV at a gas station in the middle of nowhere and shout at the locals using the megaphone in deep demented voices,

"Puny humans prepare for your doom. Give me your face! Die earthlings! Run for your lives before they tear you to pieces. Robots will rule the world!"

As they ran around the top of the RV, many people had stopped and asked if they were okay which was answered with by Keely or Shadow, "their fine just cabin fever." Turns out that Emma had two more megaphones with her and when asked about them she said,

"They had a sale, buy one get two free."

Finally after days of driving they made it to the park. Emma paid for their parking spot around six in the morning and after that they all slept for the rest of the day. The next day which was Sunday came and Emma was ready at eight with everyone grumbling about. She had a camera around her neck and was wearing a yellow t-shirt that read 'I'm so bright you just got blinded. Bye!' in black letters and comfy knee high shorts along with steel toed hiking boots. Brooke was dressed similar but with a tad bit shorter shorts, tennis shoes, and a blue shirt that had Vocaloids on it. Shadow came out in jean shorts similar to Emma's length wearing fallen angles BVB T-shirt and her hair pulled back. Keely came out with Darcy and was wearing a light blue with a floral design T-shirt and regular jeans and her hair pulled into a respectable bun. Darcy was wearing a green T-shirt that had birds on it and black fabric shorts. Shadow, Keely and Darcy were all wearing tennis shoes. Alyssa and Kaylee came out rushing by with toast still in their mouths since they took the longest. Alyssa wore a red T-shirt with the letters BOTDF in bold black on it and jean shorts along with tennis shoes. Kaylee wore a transformers prime t-shirt with jean shorts at knee length and steel toed hiking boots like Emma's. They passed some signs and headed for old faithful for it was soon to erupt.

Elsewhere coming closer to earth a metal pod falls into the pull of the Earth.

"Ow! Watch the paint job!"

"Sorry but the situation is more important than your paint job so it is logical that we focus on not burning up to melted scrap metal before we even reach the others." The pod rocked and clanged cause the insides to bash together as they entered the atmosphere of the plant called Earth.

"MY PAINT JOB! NNOOOO!"

Back to the lovely ladies-

They had gone through the trail and taken picture after picture but somehow took a wrong turn and now were walking in circles.

"Emma how could you get us lost?" Keely asked her arms flung up then back down to her sides as she grumbled.

"I didn't get us lost. Old faithful does not erupt for another ten minutes so I used up so time exploring. Let's go back but take our time. We are in no hurry." Emma argued as the others just followed completely happy with the time spent in the forest. Darcy was randomly chasing a butterfly, Alyssa and Shadow was trying to find a woodpecker that was bugging them with noise. Keely was trying to get Darcy back and Emma, Brooke and Kaylee were in deep discussion on transformers, as usual.

Back in space-

"We are going to have to eject the pod will not last long after we enter the finally atmosphere."

"Great, my poor paint job doesn't get a break this cycle now does it?"

"Brace yourself." The giant metal figures fell to earth. About to land they used thrusters out of their pedes to slow down but that didn't stop the impact damage they received or the faces of utter shock.

The girls-

They had just exited the forest when BOOM! As the dust and dirt cleared two ignoramus figures could be seen. One yellow, was whining about all the dirt and dust getting into his parts and gears and about his poor paint job while the other was well…had his head stuck in Old faithful. Luckily the girls were the only ones around. Most of the girls backed away in shock and prepared to run away while two stood mouths hung open.

"Oh my PRIMUS!" Emma and Kaylee squealed.

"ITZ SUNSTREAKER AND PROWL!" Emma shouted. Kaylee looked in disbelief at them as Emma took pictures of both of them in their current situations, mostly Prowls.

Noises are heard in the distance and Emma's head whips around. Next a rumble is felt as all eyes turn to Prowl and old faithful. Prowl was trying to push himself out of it when suddenly he is thrown into the air with a spray of water and crashes next to it with an injured arm and slight damage to his helm. The water gushes out and sprays onto Sunstreaker who in turn screams like a girl and waves his arms up in the air.

Flaying out is arms over his head he starts ranting, "Great first my paint job then the gunk of this planet and now this inferior liquid! What next!"

Emma was trying to surpass giggles at this and kept taking pictures of every detail when more shouts of the park rangers where heard.

"Oh no! Kaylee get Prowl! Girls! Get back to the RV and get my tools. We have to get them out of sight. The park rangers are coming and the news media will have a field day if they see you guys." Emma ordered with a stern no nonsense look that had everyone but Kaylee moving. Turning to Kaylee, she Gibbs slapped her.

"Ow what was that for?"

"Park rangers. Coming. Got to get these guys moving." Emma answered as she walked over to Sunstreaker.

"Oh...OH!" She said finally getting it. "Hey! Prowl, some people are coming and they can't see you guys. We have to move." Kaylee told Prowl who looked at her.

"That would be logical."

"We will help repair you guys as soon as we get you to a safe, secure area." Emma called as she was having trouble getting Sunstreaker to shut up and listen.

"Sunstreaker! SHUT THE FRAG UP! YOU VAIN SLAGGER! GET OFF YOUR AFT AND MOVE IT OR I WILL PAINT YOU VOMIT PINK AND KEY YOU'RE INTERIOR! AND DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND I WILL NOT!" Emma shouted with a glare that would scare any human being. Sunstreaker became quiet and stared at her. "If you can move help Prowl or become an experiment to the government." More shouts could be heard in the distance. "We do not have time for this. If you want to find your friends you have to trust us and get moving. Let's go." Emma said. Sunstreaker moved to help Prowl and started following Emma and Kaylee grumbling about humans having to treat him with better respect and other stuff.

They made it to a clearing near their camp but away from others. The girls had gotten Emma's stuff out like they had been ordered to and carried it to the clearing. They hung back afraid to move closer to the transformers but Brooke can up and helped hand up tools to both Emma and Kaylee as they worked to fix the injures both bots had earned from their fall to earth.