DEALING

Dean slumped in his chair, eyes remote. He hadn't done much of anything else for days.

Sam sat on the couch, the t.v.'s remote control in hand, trying to find a channel without SatanVision.

Lucifer as Kojak. Lucifer as LaVerne, complete with poodle skirt. Lucifer as both Starsky and Hutch.

When Sam turned off the set, Lucifer popped into the room. He looked cheerfully at Dean. "Not taking it too well, is he?"

Sam took a shaky breath and pressed into the scar on his hand.

Lucifer grinned. "You think he'd deal better if it had been you, instead of Bobby?"