Hello! Been a while, huh? So instead of being lazy like I always am- I decided to write the second chapter! ...yeah, ten months later…so, anyway! Here you got it!

~please note~

Greed talking

'Lin talking/thinking to Greed'

~End note (wow, that was short!)~

2) CRAPPY TEENAGERS VAMPIRE NOVELS (And come on, we all know what I'm talking about)

Lin happily entered the library, ignoring Greed's statements of owning the place one day. Lin walked towards the librarian. Surprisingly, it was the same cashier from the music store. (Yes, I know you expected Cheska, but no). He sat quietly in the register, while reading a book.

"Hello!" Lin called out loudly to him. The librarian glared at him, "it's a library, be quiet." Lin put his hand over his mouth and looked panicked. Greed couldn't help but roll his eyes. "I'm so sorry!" he whispered. "Could you please bring me the first book of '6:47 PM saga?"

The librarian looked up at him, mortified. "Are you sure you want that?!"

Greed, inside Lin's mind, frowned. "Lin, what is he talking about?" but Lin only ignored him. "oh yes, I heard it's very popular." He answered both Greed and the librarian.

The librarian put down his book and started wearing anti-nuclear gloves, then got up and walked to the book's section.

On a high shelf, covered in transparent plastic sheets, lay the books.

The librarian took a deep breath and uncovered the horror. With a mortified look on his face he took the first book and practically through it to Lin's hands, while immediately covering the books again.

"That's it," he coughed, "that's the book, now stay away from me!"

Lin looked confused at the librarian who ran back to the register, taking out an inhaler.

But, the thing didn't worry him that much, so he simply found a table to sit by and opened the book.

A few people around him saw the book he was holding and either shudder, walked away or simply called the nice people with the white coats to take them away.

Greed frowned, they'll regret it when I'll rule them. Lin only chuckled and started reading out loud; "I never—" "THIS IS A LIBRARY! BE QUIET AND ESPECIALLY DON'T READ THIS BOOK OUT LOUD!" The librarian called terrified from his sit and took another inhale from the inhaler.

Lin covered his mouth again, "oops!", he whispered, "sorry!"

He turned back to the book and continued whispering the words. Well, Greed thought after the first page, I wonder why everyone ran away. So far it could be worse.

But that was the first page, and now Greed found the story unbearable and he wished he could be outside of Lin, just to escape this cursed book.

Lin, please stop. What was he turning into?

'Not now Greed, Rella is crying because Edmund is sparkling.' Lin shushed him. Greed thought he was going to die, regarding his immortality. ALL THIS GIRL DO IS CRYING! CRYING AND ALMOST DYING! CLOSE THE BOOK!

Lin sighed, 'Greed, I know it may be hard, but you'll just have to wait patiently. You do need to know how to tolerate with things in this world. After all, one day it will be yours, right?' Lin teased.

'Anyway, now rest quietly, close your eyes and listen. Like the rest of the people here did. ' THEY PASSED OUT, YOU IDIOT! AND NO WAY IN HELL IT WILL BE IN MY WORLD!

'Ahah!' Lin called out inside his mind, 'I knew I could get it out of you!'. Greed just cursed. So? Any normal person wouldn't! now that you know that, could you please stop?

'Nope! Afraid not.' Lin grimaced, 'To be emperor, I have to face danger and prove my courage…'

Greed was surprised by this. He watched Lin as he quietly sobbed and continued to read about Rella crying because she broke John Pink's heart and he was a werewolf. Wow…you're really taking this seriously, aren't you? Lin only nodded quietly in return. Eh…listen…maybe you don't have to go this far…

'what do you mean?'

What I mean is…uh…it's a pain. And not only for you. My ears are about to bleed and I'm inside your body. Think about the poor people in here. Think about…and before Greed knew it, he started crying. Just like a certain heroine we know. (Hint; it's not Winry).

'G-Greed?' Lin started to panic, 'Greed, are you alright?'

Greed just sobbed, please…Lin…I don't think I can take it anymore…just stop…the world just gone past mad. It was simply…FOR GOODNESS SAKE, GREED IS CRYING! IT'S THE END OF DAYS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Now, back to story;

Lin, seeing the book did not only hurt him, but his friend's safety as well, closed the book. 'I think that's enough courage for today.'

Soooo this chapter was crappy. I'm sorry. I'm also sorry if a 'Twilight' fan read this and felt offended. Really, I had no intention of doing so. I don't think I have a right to ask for reviews, because this chapter didn't do too well in my opinion. [But you know, if you must]. Also, please note that my main income comes from babysitting, and if I was getting money from writing fanfics I'd be much less lazy about writing it, so no, I don't own FMA.

Anyways, have a nice day! :D

PS, more suggestions (first suggestion recieved by Eddy-kin) will be welcomed warmly! seriously, I'm so despera- I mean, open to suggestions...so...yeahh...