THE KAGAMINE SHOW
(corny theme music) It's the Kagamine woooorrrddd shoooowwwww~
「レン」
Konnichiwa!
「Audience」
Konnichiwa!
「レン」
You just learned your first word, folks, congratulations! It's "hello"!
「リン」
Everyone knows that word, Len. What a stupid way start to the show.
「レン」
This is MY show Rin. You're job is to be the co-host, not make snide comments.
(Rin hits Len hard across the back and the audience cheers)
「レン」
If you're new to the show, Rin likes to hit me a lot...
「リン」
He secretly likes it.
「レン」
No I don't!
「リン」
(whispers) Yes he does!
「レン」
ANYWAY, let's bring in today's special guest! Are you excited?
「Audience」
YEAH!
「レン」
REALLY EXCITED?
「Audience」
YEAH!
「レン」
Well, you shouldn't be, because it's just Inuyasha.
(Audience screams and cheers anyway, and as Inuyasha comes onto the stage a fangirl tries to attack him)
「レン」
SECURITY!
「けいびいん」
I got it.
(Security guard drags crazed fangirl away)
「レン」
Thank you, security person! Or "keibiin" as the floating words above his head so kindly tell us.
「けいびいん」
Mhm.
「リン」
..are we going to cover Hiragana anytime in the show, Len?
「レン」
Maybe, maybe not, depending on how hungry I am by the time this over.
「リン」
That doesn't make any-
「レン」
SO – Inuyasha.
「いぬやしゃ」
Yo.
「レン」
Hajimemashite, nice seein' you again, and all that! So, can you tell the audience any easy words for today? Stuff for beginners.
(Inuyasha scratches his nose, awkward and not really interested in this sort of thing)
「いぬやしゃ」
Well, Inu means dog...
(Audience gasps)
「レン」
So the word dog is in your name?
「いぬやしゃ」
Yes?
(Inuyasha twitches his dog ears)
「レン」
Makes perfect sense, but I'm sure a lot of people knew that. We have time for one more, if you'd be so kind?
「いぬやしゃ」
Akai means...red? Look, I kind of have somewhere to be.
「レン」
Where's more important than here?
「いぬやしゃ」
Wherever Naraku's hiding, that's where.
(Inuyasha grumbles and stalks off the stage to the applause of the audience)
「リン」
Well someone wasn't walked today.
「レン」
That's fine, Rin, we'll get other guests if we get enough viewers. And, he gave us a bonus word, because Naraku means "hell." What a swimming name for a demon, ne?
「リン」
Whatever, little bro.
「レン」
And that's all the time we have for today!
「リン」
That was like five minutes, Len.
「レン」
GOODBYE!
(your TV screen has just gone black to the credits)
Words – 6
Konnichiwa (hello)
Keibiin (security guard)
Hajimemashite (glad to meet you)
Inu (dog)
Akai (red; the i can be dropped)
Naraku (hell)