A Tale of Vegas:Two Kryptonians and a Potter.

Chapter 1

I'm Married to an Alien and her Clone!

An:Hello all my readers out there as you can see I have decided to write another story!( Author dodges a hail of bottles thrown at him) hey wait let me explain first before you bite my head off, this won't be a serious story for me so it won't affect my other stories it's just mostly fun for me. This is a response to Blood Brandy's challenge of Harry Potter's Vegas vacation where Harry marries at least one DC woman, this is my first Harry Potter and DC fiction EVER so give me a little slack.

"Normal speech."

'Normal thoughts."

"Spells!"

"Telepathic communication."

Disclaimer:I Granasaber Master do not own any trademarked material that appears in this fan-fiction I'm just borrowing the characters to twist to my imagination.

"Ohhhh." groaned a young man as he regained consciousness, the young man had messy black hair that could not be tamed no matter what method used. His bangs mostly hid a scar in the shape of a thunder bolt on his forehead, his face was thin but still held the look of youth. The young man was of an average height of 5'8 with a skinny body that did show a slight muscle definition probably from playing a sport, the teen's eye's were a startling green that reminded one of emeralds. This is Harry James Potter a 16 year old wizard from Britain and he wasn't doing to well right now.

Harry's head pounded as he tried to recall where he was, it had come to him after a few seconds he was in the city of Las Vegas in the state of Nevada. It was after the battle of the department of mysteries he was sent back to his 'loving' relatives the Dursley's for the summer that was until he was rescued from them by one Remus Lupin his unofficial uncle, Lupin had come on the orders of Sirius Black Harry's godfather who was falsely accused of betraying his parents he had thought the man had died during the battle apparently not.

Sirius had faked his death during the battle so he could have his freedom again, the man had enlisted the help of his remaining best friend and his cousin Tonks in faking him dieing. They were unable to tell Harry because they wanted to keep the fact Sirius was alive as safe as possible and Harry had to be convincing in his grief so he wasn't told, when Harry met the man the first thing he had done was punch him as hard as he could in the jaw then hug him for being alive.

Sirius knew Harry was bearing a great burden from his 'death' and the revelations of the prophecy, with the man being alive part of the pressure was lifted off but a lot remained. So in his normal fashion as the fun loving man that he is thought up the perfect idea to go to the happiest place on earth! No not Disney land but Vegas baby! Sadly since Sirius was dead and had just faked his death only two months earlier he couldn't go out just yet so he had to stay home, the former convict moaned whined about not being able to go gambling, drinking hitting on women and join in the general debauchery that was Vegas.

So the newly emancipated Harry boarded a jumbo jet with his chaperone Remus armed with a counterfeit mundane ID so he could get into all the place he wanted to go, the two men had magic suppressors so not to screw up the electronics of plane. They had arrived in Las Vegas on August 5th a Friday and immediately started to get down to business. The last thing he remembers was starting to drink alcohol with Remus then nothing he thinks that he blacked out some time that night.

That means the pounding in his head the sluggish thought process and the fact that his tongue felt like a it covered in hair was hangover, deciding that he didn't like it Harry instead started to go back to sleep by burying his face into the warm and soft pillow in front of him. It was then Harry started to notice things were strange about his 'pillow' the fact no pillow was this soft warm and smelled this good in either the magical or mundane world, the last thing was that when he rubbed his face in the pillow he heard a voice near him make a sound of pleasure.

Pulling his face out of the pillow the last Potter's mind cleared almost instantaneously of the after effects of the hang over by the adrenaline that now pumped through his system, laying beside him was tall blond woman that had not a single stitch of clothing on her not even a sheet.

The woman looked to be around her early 20's but he couldn't be sure, she was taller then Harry he guessed around 6'0 foot tall. Her skin was a flawless tan without a single tan line or even a single blemish on it, her legs were long and smooth with subtle muscles along them that led up to her rounded hips and rear that seemed to fit her perfectly. Her hips tapered off into a toned waist and stomach that guided his eyes up to her um more then bountiful assets that gave her an hourglass figure to die for. Her face was sight to behold with her short blond hair that stopped slightly below her jaw and clear blue eye, Harry blinked at this if he could see her eyes that meant she was awaken.

"Like something you see honey?" said the woman coyly as she sat up and stretching with her arms above her head making her chest stand out even more prominently.

Harry tried to form words but it all came out as a garbled stuttering mess "Ah-w-I-jus." he blushed furiously as he tried and failed not to stare at the woman's large assets, seeing this made her smirk at the ability to reduce him to a stuttering pile of putty.

Finally finding his voice Harry was still unable to look at the naked woman with out an atomic blush on his face " Um hello who are you and where are we?" asked Harry.

The blond raised an eyebrow at his question "You mean that you don't remember?" he replied with a head shake she gave a low whistle " Wow you were really far gone if you don't remember last night.".

"What are you talking about?" asked Harry as he had a bad feeling about the answer.

"She means that you were drunk as hell last night and got married." spoke up a voice that sounded similar to the blond woman's from behind him.

The wizard in training snapped his head around to see who was talking and when his eyes widened in their sockets, sitting up in the bed with her arm pushing up her bust was a woman who looked almost exactly like the blond woman expect her hair was black. The woman had the same physical appearance as the other woman if it wasn't for the black hair he would have sworn they were the same person so at the least twins, and did he mention that she was naked too.

It took Harry few minutes to find his voice again "I-i-i got married last night? Um to which one of you?" he said while looking from one to the other.

"Both." said the two at the same time as they held up their right hands showing him a wedding band.

Feeling his stomach drop from seeing the rings on the girls fingers made him shakily look down towards his own hand to see a matching ring of gold on him.

"Um this is really going to sound bad but I really remember anything after I started drinking on Friday night then it's a total blank." he said while shrugging his shoulders his mind was more focused on the fact he was married. But not to just one woman but two women that were the most beautiful he had ever seen and what he guessed were twins, his mind then supplied a fact that gave him hope he had only seen the rings but not a marriage certificate there was still a chance.

"Uh I hate to break it to yeah but it's Sunday morning did you really start on Friday night?" asks the blond bombshell sitting next to him with an amused tint to her voice.

"Yeah I did." he was shocked he never drank before but he had just done so and enough to keep him that way for over 24 hours straight.

"Damn that's impressive guess you are my kinda guy!" declares the brunette as she grabs Harry around the shoulder and presses him into her body making the teen blush at the feeling.

"So I don't remember what happened last night at all so could you please fill me in and tell me your names." asks the young man embarrassed that he had to ask that last bit.

"Don't worry about it at least it gives us the chance to show you these." the blond pulled out a piece of paper handing it to him as she slid up to next to him pressing him in between the two, the brunette also gave him a similar looking paper.

"The name's Karren Starr or now it's Karren Potter." said the blond one now named Karren.

"It was just Divine but now I'm Divine Black."the Brunette spoke up.

Harry over looked the documents that had been given to him, they seemed official what with Harry's and the girls' signatures on them along with the seal of Nevada and if his vision wasn't playing tricks on him the seal of the the American magical government on it to.

"Uhm How did I marry both of you." he wondering that himself an if the seal of the magical government was on here that might mean the two of them were witches that would help things.

"The first thing is Harry is that we already know your a wizard but don't worry about the statue of secrecy America isn't apart of it since the country was founded after it was signed so it doesn't apply here." explained Karren.

"But you wanted to know how we got to this point well we were in a bar last night having a drink when you came in and started drinking with us and one thing led to another and before you knew it we were up in front of the guy that was dressed as Elvis, was apparently also a wizard so he married us making us your wives for both your families." said Divine as gained a coy smile as she asked a question "Hey Harry you were a virgin right?".

Gulping he answered "Er yea." his voice weak as he heard the the word 'were'.

Both of his wives had smiles that made him nervous but it was Divine that spoke " Wow I can't wait to find out what you can do with some experience." "Me too." chimed in Karren.

Trying to keep his mind off the fact that he had lost his virginity to one or both these women last night he changed the subject "S-so is there anything else I should know.".

The two women gave each other look from the corner of the eye "Yes there is Harry." said Karren as she picked up Harry from beside her and placed him her lap. The next thing he knew he felt the sensation of rising upwards, he looked at Divine who was in the same position as before and then looked down. Seeing the bed they had just been sitting on a few feet below them made Harry brain stall out.

"We're kinda aliens." said Karren as if it was the simplest thing in the world.

"Oh and I'm her clone." added Divine.

"Oh." was all Harry said as he fainted with his eyes rolling up into his head and him falling backward with his head falling into Divine's lap.

"Told yea he would faint."

"True you did."

Chapter 1 end.

An:Whelp that's the end of chapter 1 folks I hope you enough it, nowfor those that don't know who I used for Harry's brides they are Karren Starr AKA Power Girl AKA Kara Zor-L and her black haired clone Divine. The reason I chose them wasn't for the reasons you think well not totally, but the reason is that Power girl is strong opinionated and doesn't care what others think which is what Harry really needs. Her clone Divine is I think pretty similar but with a few differences, I am not a big DC fan so there won't much in the way of canon plot for this but this is mainly an experiment and possibly a way to break into a new genre for me. So if you enjoyed this tell me in a review or if you thought this needed more work, I try to answer your questions as long as they don't ruin the story or you at least leave me a way to get into contact with you. So until next time have some fun.