A/N Yeah this was supposed to be a gadge dic but it turned into this hot mess so enjoy :)

Rory walked in to the Hawthorne's compartment in D13 and plopped down on the couch across from his older brother. "So... How're things with Madge?" he asked nevously.

"Fine," Gale said as he peered up from his newspaper. He studied his 17 year old brother. The poor kid looked like he had just seen a ghost. "Why do you ask?" he asked cautiously narrowing his eyes at Rory.

"Just making conversation you know? Can't a guy come and have a friendly chat with his older brother?" He laughed nervously looking down at the ground.

"Not if that guy is you Rory. What's up? Why are you so nervous?"

"Well umm... you see the thing is..." Gale takes a sip of coffee as he watches Rory. "Prim's pregnant."

Then in a moment one only sees in films Gale quite literally spits his mouthful of coffee everywhere. Dead he thinks this kid is dead. He can already picture the tombstone Rory Hawthorne killed by Katniss Everdeen for knocking up her sister.

"Katniss is going to shoot you." he says quite seriously.

"You don't think I know that?" Rory says with a sigh throwing is head in his hands in frustration.

Gale laughs. Rory's really stepped in it this time.

Gale walked hand in hand with Madge down the D13 corridor until they came to Katniss and Peeta's door. He knocks and hears the distinct sound of a door lock clicking off and when the door opens lo-and-behold it's Prim standing at the door smiling at them. On instinct his eyes drop to her stomach even though she's not showing yet. Prim's eyebrows furrow together in realization that Gale knows what just might be her biggest secret ever. She offers up a faint come in and walks back to where Peeta, Katniss, and Rory are seated in the kitchen. It's obvious by the way Rory isn't laying dead on the floor that they haven't told about Prim's pregnancy.

"Hey guys," Gale says "Sorry we're late, We visited one of my friends from twelve. He's thinking about having kids. Isn't that crazy? It seems like people are having kids younger and younger these days!"

Peeta, Katniss, and Madge share looks of sheer confusion. "Um, Yeah I guess?" offers Peeta.

Rory and Prim are blushing and look scared out of their minds. Gale's not quite done though.

"I think we all might have kids one day, but that might not be for years. Especially for Rory and Prim! You guys are so young!." Gale says with a sigh. He offers his best fake smile towards Rory and Prim. They look anywhere but at him.

"What is going on here?" Katniss asks in a particularly loud voice. "Why are you acting so strange?"

Prim mumbles something uniteligable.

"What?" asks Katniss.

"I'm pregnant." she says in a shaky voice.

It takes about 7 seconds for Katniss to process the meaning of Prim's revalation.

Katniss jumps at Rory. Peeta grabs her around the waist. Rory looks like he's about to wet himself. Prim looks like she's about to cry. Madge wonders why her boyfriend is such an asshole. Gale smirks and wonders how long it'll take to wash Rory's blood out of the carpet.