Sherlock, seeing as how you simply will not answer your phone when I call you I'm just going to have to send you a long, long, long series of texts. You put this on yourself.

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It has come to my attention that you haven't paid your electric bill. And you've been living in the dark these past few days. Why aren't you paying your bills? Are you having money trouble? Get a real job if the detective work isn't enough.

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I'm still willing to let you work for me you know...Benefits. We have great benefits.

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Keep ignoring me if you like but how are you going to live without electricity? Those body parts won't last very long without being refrigerated. Then all your experimentation will go to waste.

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Your water bill's due soon. Pay it. You need it to practice proper hygiene, you know? You can't very well take a shower without water.

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I remember when you were young. You never wanted to take a bath. Remember that time when you ran away while Mummy was preparing the bath for you? You ran through the streets stark naked. Our neighbor thought you were the cutest thing.

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Mycroft, shut it.

-SH

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You responded! I'm so happy that we're finally communicating. Pay your bills.

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It's been three days and you hadn't text anything back. Nor have you paid your bills yet. Fine, I might as well tell your bath story to everyone I meet.

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You wouldn't dare.

-SH

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But why would you care what people thought? Aren't you a sociopath? ;-)

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For your information I was just about to pay my bills. I'm getting tired of charging my phone in the library anyway.

-SH

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I'm glad you at least charge your phone. Pay your bills Sherlock and have a wonderful day. =D

-MH