***Congratulations!***
You are now the proud owner of a Sebstian Michaelis - hell of a butler© unit from our premium Kuroshitsuji line.
Follow this manual and your butler will give you and your offspring centuries of quality performance and faithful service.
*Important notice* The Sebastian Michaelis model needs an experienced and firm handler and is not recommend for beginners! If you don't feel up to the challenge of keeping a tamed demon in check this model is not for you and you might want to return it at full refund before unboxing.
His soul eating ability is permanently disabled, so fear not dear customer!
The experiences he can provide are unique and highly gratifying.
Initial Activation:
Your Sebastian should come fully assembled and equipped. Please check his accessories before proceeding; later claims cannot be taken into account.
He comes with:
- a complete set of Clothing befitting a butler of the Victorian era
- a pocket watch
- a 60 piece set of sterling silver cutlery
- 2 extra pairs of high quality gloves, one pair cotton twill, one pair thin leather
If you wish to attain additional merchandise our range includes:
A pink bonnet- recommended for tea parties or to dampen his cocky attitude
A mask, glasses and a shawl for the sexy tutor look
Bunny ears, tail and cuffs for the white rabbit look
His true form attire *kinky*... and many more!
Sebastian is voice activated. Before activating him place the supplied seal somewhere on your body. The more prominent the spot the stronger he will become attached to you.
*Important notice* As tempting as it may be do NOT place the seal on places that should not be seen in public as Sebastian is strong willed and will sometimes refuse to carry out an order when given in a manner that he sees unfit. The correct way to give Sebastian an order is to speak in a loud, firm and confident voice, while baring your seal and glaring at him. If people watching feel the sexual tension and Sebastian is flustered, falls to his knees and exclaims: "Yes my lord/lady", you're doing it right.
Features:
Your Sebastian unit prides himself in being one hell of a butler. He is very competitive and ambitious and able to complete any task assigned to him with superior outcome as long as you order him to do so. He will do anything for his master.
His specialties are cooking, managing a household, cleaning, dancing, singing, playing the violin and massaging. His stunning looks never go unnoticed and he is programmed to be polite and docile if handled in the correct manner.
His memory contains lot's of entertaining stories, poems and detailed trivia knowledge.
After completing nearly impossible tasks he will often shrug it off with the line "A butler who can't do this isn't worth his salt".
Mannerisms and Character:
He cannot lie to you, however sometimes he will withhold information or find loopholes in orders so be sure to word your orders in a precise manner and question him thoroughly, don't just assume he will tell you everything on his own.
Don't praise him.I mean it! No matter how impressed you are do not show him or all your previous training efforts will be in vain. He is a demon after all and if not kept in line can become obnoxiously arrogant, and may even start to question your superiority.
If you feel he really deserves a reward you can let him give you a bath or pretend that you sprained your ankle and let him carry you home.
Don't make the mistake of showering him with affection, cooning over him or openly worshipping him. This model get's a lot of attention from both sexes and has only contempt for people that fall for him because of his good looks. Stay strong and show him that you will not accept undesirable behaviour no matter how sexy he looks, how often he removes his gloves with his teeth or how many times he flips that perfect hair of his!
Don't let him keep a cat! Cat's are this models kryptonite and can make a complete fool out of this demon, complete with weird cutsey noises and bad poetry! Don't let this happen! The only one he should worship is you! Demand his complete affection and attention; this will earn you his respect and he will probably fall in love with you.
Cleaning:
Sebastian is perfectly able of cleaning himself and will stay clean when provided access to a bathroom. Even stubborn stains like whipped cream, baby oil or candle wax are not a problem. He would love to bathe you so if he asks you to by all means say yes and enjoy one of his famous massages.
Recharging:
Sebastian doesn't need sleep or food and to say he operates on longing alone would not be untrue. He wants to fulfil your every wish so be sure to assign some tasks to him to keep him busy, otherwise he might feel useless and fall into a great depression.
If he tries to convince you to tie him up and whip him because "pain is the best spice and I need it for my electrolyte balance" by all means follow his suggestions but don't think for one minute that it has anything to do with food or electrolytes.
Lubrication:
To maintain perfect working order some parts of your Sebastian require regular lubrication. A detailed description of the correct lubrication is beyond this manual. For more information please refer to the adult section of any fanfiction site.
Troubleshooting and FAQ:
How to reset your unit: Tell him he has fulfilled the contract and that he may eat your soul. After some serious mouth to mouth action he will fall into a happy stupor in which he will stay until you give him an order with your best pack leader voice.
Q: Can I order a second Sebastian?
A: Absolutely!
Problem: My Sebastian doesen't react or laughs when I give him orders.
Answer: Have you placed your seal? If not - reset the unit and place the seal. If you did; bitch slap him, drag him to the floor and alpha roll him immediately. Obviously your tone was not commanding enough. – If it is the first time this happens you can still correct the unwanted behaviour, otherwise reset the unit and let your local drill sergeant, domina or spoiled brat give you tips on commanding voice and attitude.
Problem: My Sebastian has developed an unhealthy obsession with a blue haired teenage boy and wants to protect him.
Answer: Sebastian is prone to this as he is drawn to innocence, but nonetheless if you would given your unit enough attention and the proper training it would not have come to this. It is suggested that you call your local demon shelter where competent people will take care of Sebastian. You are a terrible owner for neglecting him so much!
Problem: My Sebastian seems distracted and has a happy absent smile. I haven't changed my behaviour towards him. What's wrong with him?
Answer: I don't know how to tell you this but he may be seeing cats behind your back! Search the vicinity immediately and get rid of any cats you find.
Problem: My Sebastian has become possessive of me and tries to kill other people if they so much as lay a hand on me.
Answer: This is only natural for him, you are the center of his universe after all. If you want to keep seeing other people, he can't do anything about it just order him to deal with it!
Problem: Sebastian has dishevelled clothes and visible love bites and teeth marks.
Answer: Do you own other models from our Kuroshitsuji line? Set the slash settings from M to T and you should be fine. If you don't own other models you probably should go easy on him and give him time to fulfil his duties as your butler.
Problem: After you activate your Sebstian squeeing and screeching fangirls lay siege on your house.
Answer: Your Sebastian would be capable of easily disposing of them, however it is not suggested as you can only bury so many bodies in your backyard before the neighbours get suspicious. Tell them that you have been issued a Claude. Most of them will leave. Try to start an argument with the remaining ones about favourite pairings or the like and during the commencing fights sneak out and keep a low profile for a few days.
Problem: Sebastian attracted a particularly persistent red haired fangirl. She seems mentally unstable, wields a huge chainsaw and want's to have his babies. Sebastian is not amused. I saw a hint of panic in his eyes!
Answer: You just obtained a Grell Suitcliff unit. For further information please refer to her user manual.
Final note:
In order to avoid bloody fights between your children remember to choose which of them will inherit your favourite butler and set it in your last will.