HK: … (shifty eyes)… So… I apologize to the person who is going to kill me if they read this. You know who you are. I'm so sorry! I couldn't help it! The idea came into my mind and I just… had to. XD

Disclaimer: Supernatural isn't mine, and nor are the true events behind this story. I wasn't even there.

WARNINGS! Slash, incest, Dean is a retard?

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The whole room froze. Sam, Dean and Castiel on the bed, staring at the doorway where Bobby stood, looking utterly traumatized. Sam groaned, falling back against the pillow and pulling the blanket up to cover his bare chest. Bobby found his voice first.

"What the Hell are you idjits doing?" the old hunter demanded incredulously, taking the scene. The younger three on the bed, all of them shirtless and Dean dressed only in his boxers. Fortunately he had his back to the door so Bobby wouldn't need to invest in brain bleach.

Castiel was simply watching Bobby curiously, his head tilted at the hunter. Dean looked between his two partners, realized that neither of them were going to answer, and half turned to give Bobby his most charming smile.

"Strip party! Want to join us?" he asked with his best over bright smile. Sam sat up so fast he nearly head butted his brother, eyes wide. Bobby stared at him for a while longer too, then just turned and left, shaking his head.

"Idjits..." He paused, turned around and slammed the door. They heard him stomp down the stairs, and when they were sure he was out of earshot Sam groaned, flopping back onto the bed and pulling the pillow over his face.

"You are retarded," he informed his older brother.

"But brilliant," Dean retorted with a grin.

"I do not think I would enjoy it if Robert were to join us," Castiel decided with a pensive frown. Both Winchesters turned incredulous looks on the angel. Sam shook his head, putting a hand on Castiel's bare thigh.

"He didn't really mean it, Cas," he tried to explain. Castiel's brow furrowed and he opened his mouth to keep asking questions and Dean groaned.

"Shut up, Cas," the hunter demanded, threading his fingers through Castiel's hair and tugging him down into a kiss.

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HK: Based on a true story, adapted because I love Wincestiel. Leave a review? :D