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Battles Are Tedious to Write

"Alright! And for our next match! It's May vs Harley!" The announcer said excitedly, pointing to the battle field. "This will be one for the history books, ladies and gentleman. This is will truly be an epic battle. You will not want to miss it because it will be SO. DANG. COOL!"

The crowd roared in excitement just as excited as the announcer. "Alright, Beautifly, take the stage!" May exclaimed, tossing her Pokéball into the air and releasing Beautifly. Harley pulled out his Pokéball as well and released Cacturn.

"You ready for the most awesome battle ever May cuz I totally am!" Harley exclaimed

And then the battle happened but the author is too lazy to write it lol.

The Cliché Overused Moment #1

Ash grabbed May's hand and pulled her over to the ledge of the cliff, which overlooked some beautiful landscape.

"Wow! It's so beautiful!" May said happily, enjoying the precious moment she was sharing with Ash.

"Uh, May," Ash said, looking at the girl.

"Yeah, Ash?" The girl asked.

"You're still holding my hand..." He said, gesturing to their hands, which were intertwined.

May blushed and quickly let go. "O-oh, oo-oops," she murmured with a blush. "Wait... Why is that a problem?"

Ash shrugged. "I don't know."

"Are you like, germaphobic or something?"

"No."

"Then why is it such a big deal?"

"Because... Uh... I don't know..."

"If it really was that important, YOU could have let go of MY hand."

...

"Whatever, man."

The Cliché Overused Moment #2

"Ash!" May squealed with joy upon seeing the boy. It had been many long months since she had seen her best friend. She ran off the ferry and hurried over to him. She leapt in the air and tackled him, wrapping her arms around him tightly.

"Hey, May!" Ash said, awkwardly hugging her back.

"Hey, Ash," May said, keeping the boy in a bear hug.

"May... Can't... Breathe..." Ash said gasping for air.

"Yes you can," May said. "How could I squeeze you hard enough to force you to stop breathing? My arms aren't even wrapped around you neck or anything."

...

"Whatever, man."

Dah Best Region Ever

Ash journeyed to the new Hakalakmakataboshuglernoggins Region where all the Pokémon for ALL the regions were! Shiny Pokémon are everywhere and there are tons of legendary Pokémon just waiting to be caught.

"Oh Bob," Shiny Arceus said, coming down from the heavens in a massive ray of light. "Please catch me, Bob, only you are worthy. You are the chosen one, Bob!"

"Lol kay," Bob said nonchalantly before catching Shiny Arceus like a boss.

"Oh and Bob, your father was the king of this region but he is dead now so you are RULER OF ALL."

Bob pumped his fist. "Knew it," he said.

Overprotective Father Cliche

Norman put his hand on Ash's shoulder, looking him straight in the eye.

"Son, I trust you with May, just let me warn you… if you lay a single finger on her I will find you while you're sleeping and stuff cucumbers up your rear as I slowly skin you alive with a rusty steak knife collecting dust in the pantry while recording the sugar sweet sound of your ear piercing screams and playing them at my gym for the next foolish boy that comes along, do you understand?"

"UGH dad ur embarrassing me." May whined

"Ha ha I love you, daughter. Have fun, you two."

Ash threw away that pair of underwear and would never see Norman again.

Embarrassing Mother Cliche

"And here's a picture of Ash in a princess pony fairy outfit," Ms. Ketchum said, pointing to a particular picture of Ash in a dress with fairy wings and a unicorn horn.

"mom pls."

"I remember back when he used to think he was Cinderalla."

"mom pls."

"Here's a picture of him butt naked in the bathtub here let me rub it all over your face I'm sure he won't mind."

"dafuq mom."

Wrong Place Wrong Time

"Ash, there's always something I've wanted to tell you…" Misty said, looking Ash in the eyes. "I… I love you."

Ash's heart skipped a beat. "I… Misty… I don't-" but he was cut off as their lips connected, sealing his mouth and bring his words to a halt. He quickly responded and pushed the girl away, wiping his mouth with the back of his arm.

Ash looked toward the doorway to see May standing there in total shock, her mouth covered by her hands. "Wait, May, I swear it's not what it seems."

"OMG ASH I HATE YOU!" She screamed before running away.

Suicide and Love and Junk

It was raining and May's on a bridge and stuff. Dramatic music plays in the background.

"Oh man look at me about to jump and die," May said. "#foreveralone."

"MAY! WAIT!" Ash exclaimed, running towards her. "It doesn't have to be this way!"

May looked at him dramatically. "Yes it does Ash! I saw you kiss Misty and so now I have to kill myself!"

Ash's brow furrowed. "wth May that's what this is about?" he asked. "That's so unrealistic…"

May looked over the ledge. "I-it made sense in my head…" she stammered. "I guess I might have overreacted a little bit…"

"Just a little bit," Ash responded. "Plus you totally saw me push Misty away and wipe my mouth so… you're dumb."

Well that's about it I'm flat out of ideas. Think it might be time to move onto the Derpify: Adventures of Bob.

Hope you all enjoyed.