Dear Fanfiction,

I'm with Luke, you guys are nuts. And why am I paired up with, like, everyone? PercyxLuke (Ew) PercyxArtemis (Never going to happen) PercyxJason (What's wrong with you people?) PercyxThalia (She's my cousin, for the gods sake) PercyxNico (Thats just wrong) PercyxAnnabeth (You guys finally got something right)

-Percy