I saw The Avengers. I don't know how to deal with everything I'm feeling, so I bring you this. Normal service on Hell and Back resumes tomorrow because oh. My. Thor.


"How the hell am I supposed to fix the Loki sized dents in the floor?" Tony asked aloud, gesturing to the craters that Hulk had made while smashing Loki around the previous week. "I mean, the guy literally pummelled him into my floor, and what? I give him a ride to the airport? Is this the person I am now?"

Pepper, who was mulling over the hologram of the design for the new tower, rolled her eyes and flicked something away. "Just replace the entire floor, Tony." She sighed. "It's simple."

"I know it's simple, honey." He said, kicking a piece of rubble into one of the dents. "But can't I complain just a little? Seeing as it wasn't my fault-"

"This time."

"-that the building was wrecked?"

Pepper smirked and shook her head, choosing to ignore his comment and pointed to the hologram. "I see we went with a different name all together on this one, huh?" she asked, referring to the lettering on the side of the building that read 'Avengers'. Tony smiled and waltzed over to her, looping his arms around her waist and kissing her cheek.

"Yeah." He sighed, and leant around her to press a few buttons. "But the next-next one will have your name on it. Look."

A new hologram popped open. It was similar to the Stark – now Avengers – tower, only the font of the lettering was different, this time without the pointed 'A' of Stark. Pepper frowned a little and looked over her shoulder at him. "For a genius, you're really dumb. That's not how you spell Potts."

Tony smiled broadly at her. "I know." He whispered, digging around in his pocket and pulling out a ring.

Needless to say, the building stayed 'Stark'.