Hey guys, I was inspired to this story after I read a German fanfiction about tolerance of homosexuals. Unfortunately, I don't know Smosh, therefore I cannot say anything about their private lifes. I don't want to make money with this story. Also, this story is completely thought up, only Smosh and their girlfriends do exist in real life. And to get me straight, they aren't gay in real life. I hope you enjoy.

Chapter 1: In which Ian finds a moldy sandwich

„Hey, I am just gonna check on the videos, okay?"

"Hmm…" Anthony just grunted from the couch, totally absorbed by his game of Call of Duty.

He just had given a soldier a headshot as he heard Ian say: "Fuck."

He didn't worry, most likely, Ian had just tripped onto his iPhone or something like that. "Dude."

Anthony didn't react.

"DUDE!"

"What's up, Ian? I am totally not going to crawl under your bed for searching your stupid keys again!"

"Did you play a prank on me?" Ian's voice sounded weird.

Anthony frowned: "If you don't mean the moldy sandwich in your wardrobe, then, no."

Silence. Then- "you little bastard, my clothes smell like they're rotten!"

Anthony grinned: "Should clean up some time, shouldn't you?"

Ian just said something very inappropriate in return.

"But still, dude." Anthony sighed, put his controller away and walked into Ian's room. Ian scrolled down some video commentaries.

"So, what's the problem?"

Ian shortly turned around. His eyes had a glint of mistrust in them: "You sure that you haven't uploaded anything stupid on our channel?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Because of this." Ian scrolled up and pressed on the Play-button.

"Hey guys. We've got something very important to share with you." This voice sounded quite similar to Anthony's; there also were some background noises so that no one listening to this would have doubted it was him.

"Ian and I have been thinking a lot recently. No worry, we will do Smosh, until we're old. We've been thinking about us. Ian and me. So, you guys know, that Ian and I got girlfriends, but we're sad to say that both Ian and I broke up with them."

Anthony gave Ian a very suspicious glance, but Ian just sat there, his eyes focused on a spot above their desk lamp. He was clearly holding his temper. The fake Anthony speaker went on.

"We haven't got any girlfriends anymore because there is something we've been keeping a secret for a long time. We're gay. We're in love with each other."

The video ended.

Anthony closed his eyes for a moment. "What's this?"

Ian didn't answer. "What's this all about?"

Anthony's voice rose. "Who the fuck posted this?" He shouted.

Ian jumped up: "I DON'T KNOW." There was pretty much anger in his voice. "I don't know who did that, but whoever did this, he's gonna PAY for it."

Anthony calmed himself down. When Ian was in this mood, it was the best thing to stay quiet until he was finished with shouting.

"This isn't funny at all", Ian kicked his chair to the side and walked up and down in the room, his fists clenched, his voice trembling.

"Did you see the rating of the fans? DID YOU SEE IT?" Anthony quickly scrolled down with the mouse.

6,521 people like this, 275,843 people dislike this.

The red of the bar nearly swallowed the green. Anger rose in him, hatred and anger. He searched for the top rated comments.

Fuckin swishs. 380 people like this.

Aww, waited so long for this day to come. Ianthony rules! :3 73 people like this.

Anthony clenched his fist and hit it on the table. With every hit he realized more what this video would do to him and Ian. Anthony rose up again and met Ian's stare.

"They're so gonna pay for this."

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Ian bit into his taco, when they finally came back home. Luckily, they hadn't met any person who knew them. "Ooo wdt actll beeve that?"

Anthony frowned at him. Ian swallowed the whole amount of taco all at once. Anthony sipped calmly on his soda, while Ian choked. Finally, with tearing eyes, he asked his question again: "Who would actually believe that?"

"What?"

Ian looked at him with that expression he often had, when he thought that Anthony was stupid. "That we're gay, man."

"Don't know. I mean, we're having girlfriends, we refuse to do all that crazy fan stuff with the kissing and so on and we've shown very clearly our opinion on these creepy fan fics of us."

Ian took a thoughtful bite of his taco. "I don't get it. It's so bold. To hack oneself into some famous YouTuber's channel and post such a message. That could have been a maniac! Shit!" He jumped up. "We gonna have to change our password!"

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Anthony hung up and sighed. "How was it?" Ian asked, putting one earplug out of his ear.

"Terrible."

"Why?" Ian lifted one eyebrow, "Kalel is always supportive, what has been going wrong?"

Anthony threw himself onto the couch.

"I don't know, she has been very stressed, because it's possible that her mom is going to lose her job and everything. And when I told her about the thing, she was a little annoyed. She actually thought we have done this for a prank. She wanted to know, what I've thought, because thousands of people ask her now stupid questions on her channel. And then I got pissed off. I told her that we didn't do it and that she should know that I don't do such stupid things."

Ian looked at him, a little pity in his eyes: "I am sorry for you, dude. I can't call Melanie at all. She's at this skiing trip with her parents and apparently there's no reception."

He took the TV remote control and switched it on. They watched an old sitcom. They didn't talk much. But after a while of them sitting there and not laughing about one single joke that was followed by the annoying sitcom laugh, Ian threw the control away from him: "This is really shitty. I can't even go onto my laptop, what if they've hacked that one, too?"

Anthony frowned and crossed his arms.

"How are we going to explain to the fans that it's all a prank? I mean, if we come up with a video now, they'll all just say that we are pussies, because we saw how many fans unsubscribed us."

"Many fans have unsubscribed?"

Anthony nodded.

"This is ridiculous." Ian snorted. "Why would anyone do something like that to us?"

"Well, either he wanted to make us unpopular, or he was one of the stalker-ish kind that really thinks we're gay."

"So many dislikes, I don't get it. I mean, what would be so horrible if we were actually gay?" Ian stood up and walked up and down, again.

"We've been making gay jokes all the time, Ian, too", Anthony sighed and rubbed his forehead with his hand palm, "We can't say that we've been better than the rest."

"But Anthony, we would never actually discriminate someone because of his sexuality."

"Yeah, I know." Anthony stood up.

"I am going to bed, Ian. Maybe I'll wake up and nothing of this has actually happened."

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So, this is the first chapter, I hope you've enjoyed it. If I made any mistakes with the language or anything else, please tell. Also, of course, I'd like to know if you have any suggestions for improvement.

Thank you,

Lucy