A/N: I'm baaaaaack! And please don't kill me. I know it's been over a year since I posted a story (Minus the recent Frozen one-shot) and I apologize. Relationships, work, and school kinda stole my time away. Anyway, I'm sure you're all pissed at me, but I have a treat for you! Well, if you're like me it won't be but this chapter will be more mellow and normal. I know the last couple of chapters have been kinda...pushing it? What with the rape and incest and all. So I figured you'd enjoy a nice normal fucking! :D. And with everybody's favorite avian/feline couple! Plus, I also went through most of my old chapters and re-did them so the scenes and author's notes might be a bit different. So you can go back and re-read them if you please. Anywhore, on with the chapter!

Crane x Mei Ling

Disclaimer: Yea...Imma just move on.

Crane smiled at the feeling of once again being in the air. Being an avian, he didn't feel quite right on the ground. He endured it, mainly for the sake of his teammates, but he always preferred being in the air. Seeing no particular rush, he decided to savor the feeling of the wind ruffling his feathers. While Viper was off for a mission and Shifu gave them the day off, he was simply killing time. And he knew just where to go to do so.

Crane flew around for a bit looking for the item that would identify his desired location. After about thirty minutes of searching, he spotted it. A large scarlet red flag on a long shiny pole, sticking proudly up above the trees. Crane already knew what it said, but it still gave him a swell of pride to read it. It read;

Lee Da Kung Fu Academy

Crane flew down to the entrance and the guards at the entrance bowed low. "Rise you guys. I'm just here to see an old friend," Crane said to the Rhinos. They both grinned as they rose. They knew exactly who he was talking about.

"Of course, Master Crane. We will take you to her." They led him down the hallway to the same training room he conquered with ease all those years ago. He looked around and briefly noted that the standards of the new students had gone down as most of the students had no where near the physical demeanor of the students that had attended the academy when he worked here. Many were smaller, quicker, and more lithe.

But what truly attracted his attention was the feline that was training the students. Her vest was black with green at the top. Along with her standard training pants, deep amber eyes and a beautiful smile she truly was a picture of beauty.

One of the guards nudged him in the ribs. "Have fun," he chuckled.

Crane grinned and turned toward the instructor. "Hey, Mei Ling!" He yelled at her.

She gasped as she turned around. "Crane!" She said with a smile.

MOS:AC MOS:AC MOS:AC

"So how have you been since Shifu took you under his wing. So to speak." she ended with a chuckle. They were currently sitting on the roof of the Academy.

"Fine. Been training like crazy and it was really boring until Monkey and Mantis showed up. But the real entertainment was when Po showed up."

Mei Ling cocked her head. "Who's Po?" she asked.

"The Dragon Warrior," Crane stated. This earned a gasp from the Mountain Cat.

"You train with the Dragon Warrior?" she asked in awe.

"Yep. He's really great. He lifted everyone's spirits. He even got Tigress to soften up."

"The Master Tigress?" she asked still in awe.

"Yep. Anyways..."

"Wait," she pulled her head back and smiled slyly. "You aren't the Master Crane of the Furious Five are you?"

"Um, yea," Crane asked confused. It really had been forever since they had spoken to each other.

"No... Your lying."

"Nope. Honest. But the biggest surprise is that Po is married to, are you ready for this, Master Tigress! How weird is that?"

"No way," she gaped, mouth open in shock. "The Master Tigress? The hardcore, emotionless, powerful, leader of the Furious Five?"

"The very same."

"Well, my complements to this Po fella." She smiled evilly. "What about you Crane? Got a girlfriend yet?" She asked teasingly. She nudged him with her shoulder and Crane rubbed the back of his head with his wing.

"Well, actually yea," he confessed.

"Really?" Crane nodded. "Who?" Crane thought he saw a bit of jealousy flash in her eyes, but it was gone as quickly as it appeared.

"Viper," he said quietly.

"Master Viper?" she yelled in shock.

"Yea," he bowed his head. He brought it up after a minute of silence. "What about you?"

"Nope. Still single." They sat in silence for about five minutes, not meeting each others eyes. Soon after they began to engage in simple, nonsensical conversation. Many laughs, gasps and even one or two eye locks were exchanged before Crane looked up and saw the bright full moon. The Master quickly stood.

"Sorry to leave so soon but I got to go. I was just out for a flight and decided to stop by. Shifu will be expecting me."

"No, it's okay. Come back any time." she opened her arms for a hug and Crane extended his wing for a hand shake. Noticing their mistake, they both switched, so Mei Ling extended her paw and Crane opened his wings. They both just chuckled and rubbed the back of their heads.

"Well, see ya," Crane said, waving his wing. He was about to turn before he was rushed, similar to the way Tigress rushed Po in Gongman Prison, and wrapped in a large hug. Crane stood there frozen for a second before hugging back, enjoying the closeness of the two. They both stood there for a minute before the situation dawned on them and they both broke apart and chuckled nervously, resuming the rubbing of the heads.

"I'm sorr-" but Mei Ling's apology was cut off by Crane pressing his beak to her lips. Mei Ling's eyes widened but she soon gave in and started to kiss him back. Now, one would think trying to make out with a bird who's beak was a foot and a half long would be extremely awkward but since I have 'fuck you I'm the author so I do what I want' rights it was smooth as fuck. Mei Ling wrapped her arms around him and Crane's wings did the same to her.

They continued to make out for a while longer before Crane felt himself start to rise down below. His eyes opened and he pulled quickly away. "Oh my gods...Viper..."

Mei Ling grinned. "Ah, Crane feeling guilty?"

"Be quiet! This is serious," Crane said, pacing the roof. Mei Ling couldn't help but notice that he hasn't just flown away yet.

"Oh relax Romeo. It's not like we're fucking," Yet she thought. Crane flushed red and at the mention of fucking the mountain lion, and his arousal skyrocketed once more, his groin growing again. Mei Ling grinned. "But you want to don't you?" She walked over to him and grabbed his member, stroking it slowly. "Oh my, Crane you've grown..."

Crane grunted in pleasure at the soft paws gripping his sensitive tool. "Of course-AH!-I have, its been almost fifteen years since we last-"

Crane stopped when he felt something warm wrap around his member and he looked down. Not only had his member grown to his full eight inches. And he was still as thick as ever. But it wasn't a challenge for the kung fu master. She placed the tip of his member in her mouth and sucked hard on his helm. But she took him out and ran her rough tongue from his base to the top. Crane shuddered and tried to muster up the courage to push her away but he couldn't.

Mei Ling grinned and placed him back inside her mouth and pushed forward, taking most of his member in her mouth. She couldn't fit him in her throat but she could get close. And with her suction, moaning, and all around skill she had him as putty in his hands.

Crane's stamina couldn't hold out longer than his conscience and he was blew his load in the feline's mouth. Mei Ling moaned as his semen shot into her mouth. She gulped it all down greedily. When he was done cumming she swallowed once more and stood up, a thin trail of cum dripping from the corner of her mouth.

Mei Ling smiled at the stunned crane and planted a kiss on his cheek. The mountain lion slowly shed her clothes and revealed to crane her smooth curved body. Her breasts were small, her ass tight and her tail swaying impatiently. Not the most endowed woman, but still sexy in her own right. And she fucking knew it too.

Crane couldn't help himself from staring at the sexy seductress of a mountain lion. He gulped and moved toward her. He knew it was wrong. He knew he shouldn't cheat on Viper, but DAMN she was sexy!

Goddamn you hormones. And goddamn you readers for suggesting this happen and making this perv write this! (^^) Crane thought as he finally gave in to his primal desires. Kung Fu training might have prepared one for even the toughest torture, but nobody could resist such a sexy temptress.

Crane finally gave himself over completely to his lust and pulled the now naked cougar to him. They locked lips once more and began to furiously (HA!) battle each other with their tongues. Crane's wings ran along Mei Ling's body and she shivered as the soft feathers traced her fur. When he finally reached her toned ass he quickly cupped the round flesh.

Mei Ling gasped at Crane's boldness and then grinned. "Time to return the favor lover boy," she said before lying back and spreading her legs revealing her glistening slit. The fur around her lips was matted with her wetness. Lifting one of her legs, she pointed to her dripping pussy with her thumb. "Well? What are you waiting for? Put that long beak to use and get to licking!"

Crane gulped and got down on his knees in front of the horny feline. Pushing his beak right up against the woman's slit he pushed lightly in, prodding gently. Mei Ling moaned loudly as she felt Crane gently spread her lips with his beak, allowing his tongue to reach into her deepest crevices.

Mei Ling placed her paws on his head and threw her head back, eyes closed as her tongue lolled out of her mouth in pleasure. Crane's tongue wiggled around in Mei Ling's pussy and felt the texture of her inner walls as he pleased the mountain cat.

Mei ling panted and pushed his head back. "Alright tiger. That's enough. I need you now love..."

Crane gulped again and stood up, his cock once more standing at attention. Mei Ling licked her lips and purred with lust. "Well, what are you waiting for?" Nodding, Crane placed himself above her, his dick lined up with her pussy. "That's no virgin hole you're looking at! Stick it in!"

Crane grunted as he slammed himself into Mei Ling's tight wet pussy, the walls around his cock constricting him so much, he couldn't get all the way in with one thrust. Mei Ling grinned. "What's wrong hun? Pussy got your dick?"

Crane shook his head and pulled out before thrusting harshly back into her, managing to hilt himself this time, her walls squeezing him with their warmth. Mei Ling threw her head back and caterwauled into the night in pleasure as his freakishly wide dick spread her open. With her tongue lolling out her mouth, she pushed herself onto him, spearing her pussy onto his dick.

Crane picked her up and stood up, Mei Ling still impaled on his tool. She laughed as he pulled her off of him and roughly let her drop back onto him. "Damn hun, you're splitting me like none other."

Crane grinned and pulled her off again. He could feel her wet walls trying to keep him in and sucking him back in but this time, when he thrust back into her, she thrust back down as well and met him half way. "Damn it," Crane grunted. "I'm gonna blow!"

Mei Ling nodded vigorously. "C'mon lover boy. Fill me with your hot spunk!"

Crane screeched and shot his load into Mei Ling's eager pussy pussy. Mei Ling for her part was also screeching Crane's name into the heavens as she was filled to the brim with avian baby juice. After Crane had exhausted his orgasm, he collapsed backwards and lay on his back with Mei Ling laying on top of him, his sperm still leaking out of her.

Mei Ling panted heavily and Crane grinned. They kissed once more and fell into a blissful sleep.

A/N: Please don't kill me! I'll add more later. I want to do an anal scene between them but I figured I should post this now to tide you all over. Also, Please don't have arguments in the review, take it to the PMs. Also, for all the people who missed my review that I put as a guest, I'll post it again here.

Alright, Listen close and listen well because this is the last time you will here me say something about this. For those of you who are continueing to review on how much you like my stories or even reviewing on what couple you want to see next thank you. You are the people and those are the reviews that keep me going and make me want to keep writing. You are the ones who make me take time out of my busy schedule to write this stuff. But those of you who curse me and tell me I need to update in an aggressive way, make me put it off longer and you are ruining it for everybody else. Please stop. I enjoy constructive criticism but flaming is annoying.

Now, in addition, I enjoy reviews of most kinds but most people just post the pairing they want to see. I can't get better unless you tell me what I'm doing wrong. Also, no. I'm not going to get Kioko pregnant with Po's kid. I wouldn't do that to you.

Peace, Love, and Hair Grease,

Lionstar,

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