I haven't watched Yu-Gi-Oh! In a good six years now, so sorry if they're a bit OOC. Puppyshipping~because hate and anger somehow equal love 3

Hazal doesn't own!(For good reason too!)

"Moneybags, whataya want? I've got stuff I wanna do today." Joey whined, staring Kaiba right in the eye, a feat most were incapable of.

"Sit down, Mutt, and I may just tell you." Kaiba replied, smirking as Joey pouted at the nickname.

Joey slid into one of the chairs in front of Kaiba's desk. "Look, Moneybags, if this is about the coffee thing, then-"

"It's not about the coffee thing."

"The drycleaning thing?"

"No."

"Then what..." Joey paled. "This isn't about the...Kaiba don't tell me you called me here to talk about the Mokuba and Serenity situation, did you?"

"What Mokuba situation? Who's Serenity?"

"Foget I said anything." Joey said, faking nonchalance. 'Oh shit, Mokuba's gonna kill me!'

Kaiba stared at Joey for a while before continuing on, "Listen, Mutt- Joey- as hard as this is for me to say, I have romantic feelings towards, well..."

"Is it Duke? Tristin? Oh for the love of God, tell me it ain't Tristin!" Joey shouted, grabbing Kaiba's coller.

Kaiba brushed him off, almost scoffing at the Mutt's stupidity. "No. It isn't Tristin, what kind of fool do you take me for?" He began to walk around the desk, to directly in front of Joey. "No, Mutt, the object of my affect is, and has been for quite some time, you."

"What?" Joey asked somewhat stunned.

"I'm sorry if this makes you feel uncomfortable Mutt, really I am. I believe I began to feel this way after the Duelist Kingdom tournament, when I saw that you were competing for your sister. At first I thought it was respect, respect for how much you were willing to help your sister. But then it festered, and became stronger day by day. That's why I banned you from my tournament. The tournament was a distraction from you, and I knew that if you joined I wouldn't be able to avoid you. The thought of you was all that ever filled my mind. I thought that, maybe, just maybe, if I told you, it would go away and I could get on with my life." Kaiba confessed, his heart breaking as Joey just stared. "Mutt...please, just say...something, anything please! Hit me, shout at me, call me a huge snob who should just stay away from you! Just please..."

"Kaiba...you're an idiot." Joey, announced. "Why would I want you to stay away?"

"Because you hate me, and I just told you I may love you?"

"Kaiba...I don't hate you, never have. Now, if you don't want me to leave, give me a reason to stay."

Kaiba frowned for a moment, not under standing the request.

"Oh for gods sake, Kaiba." Joey moaned, before leaning in and capturing Kaiba's lips in his.

Kaiba's eyes opened wide before sliding shut, just as Joey pulled away.

"See you 'round Kaiba." Joey called over his shoulder, the door slaming shut after him.

Kaiba stood there in shock for a moment before realisation dawned on him.

He hit the button calling his seceratary, "Misa, call Mokuba and tell him I need to talk to him about him and Mr. Wheeler's sister."

Somewhere in Japan, Mokuba shivered.

"What is it, Mokuba?" Serenity asked.

"I don't know, Serenity. But I think I may need to kill your brother."

Yay! Hinted SiblingShipping! LOL, Joey's gonna die! This is kind of a fail, but I needed to get the PuppyShipping out of my system.

Xox Hazal.