Jade, Andre, Tori and Cat were all getting ready to go to the movies. They finally settled on going to see 'The Pirates! Band of Misfits' because Cat of course would not shut up about it, also everyone agreed that it looked pretty damn funny. Everyone was at Tori's house waiting on her to finish up getting ready. Jade was sitting on the couch laying on Andre's chest waiting on their friend as Trina walked through the door in the midst of making out with Beck. Yes that happened, and no one could quite get used to it..they were a lot like those annoying couples that can't go two seconds without having to touch the other, besides that the match up was weird enough though they made it work while successfully making everyone around them uncomfortable.
"Ugh, could you get a room?" Jade said feeling a bit grossed out by their graphic nature.
"That's the plan" Trina responded almost breathlessly.
Jade, Andre, and Cat all watch as Trina and Beck make their way up the stairs to Trina's room with weirded out looks on their faces.
"So what was that about?" Andre asked his girlfriend.
"I know right, the hell.." Jade replied.
"No, I meant that you seemed kinda bothered by that" Andre said looking Jade in the eye.
"Oh, what? No, no babe it's not like that, I PROMISE I was just fucking grossed out" Jade replied as she placed a sweet kiss on his lips. Jade and Andre have been together for about 8 months now and she's made it incredibly clear that she loves him but Andre being the sensative guy he is, is still somewhat insecure considering she was with Beck for 3 years.
Tori rushes down the stairs, failing dumb hard as she trips and falls flat on her face causing Andre and Jade to bust out laughing at her, leaving Cat the only person to actaually go over to see if she was alright.
"OMG Tori! Are you okay?" said Cat as she quickly made her way over to Tori's side.
"I will be" Tori replies to her temporarily worry stricken girlfriend. Cat gives her a passion filled kiss then helps her back onto her feet.
"As for you Andre screw you and the cow you rode in on!" Tori shouts at Andre.
"It's 'Screw you and the horse you rode in on'" Jade corrected.
"No, maybe I was calling you a fat bitch" Tori replied with a huge smirk across her face.
"Snap!" said Andre as he started laughing at what Tori just said.
"One more time?" Jade got up as she dared Tori to challenge her again.
"Jade..c'mon she was just kidding" Andre said as he pulled Jade back onto his lap.
Suddenly a huge clap of thunder is heard and all the power in the house goes out, followed by what sounds like heavy rain and a hail storm.
"Aww, what?" Andre said in an annoyed tone.
"Seriously, what the chizz?" Jade added.
"I'm scared!" Cat yelled.
"I'm right here kitty" Tori said as she alluminated her face using her cell phone backlight.
Everyone follows suit and opens their flashlight app, briefly after Beck and Trina come down asking what happened.
"We have no idea, we were just in the middle of talking and out of nowhere everything shutdown." Tori responded from her spot on the couch next to Cat.
"Where's mom and dad?" Trina asked with concern in her voice.
"Where do you think? Out of town like frickin always when something bad happens." Tori replied.
Beck, Andre, and Jade all just started laughing and the rest of the room just gave them this 'What's wrong with you?' look.
"Your parents are never around when shit happens, WTF?" Jade manages to get out as she continues to laugh.
"I mean I thought my parents were bad, but damn." Jade continued.
"I know right" Andre added as he too continued to laugh at how rediculous their parents were.
"Sorry, it's just so ..WHAT?" Beck included. "I mean your dad's a friggin cop" Beck added.
"Well, they did make Trina..so honestly I can't say that I expect very much." Tori said.
"HEY!" Trina shouted sounding very offended, but as usual no one disagreed.
"I'm gonna go to the garage and try to find some candles, my cell's starting to die..you coming kitten?" Tori announced to the room.
"KayKay" Cat replies as she grabs Tori's hand and they head off to the garage.
"So..how bout dem Raiders?" Trina awkwardly puts out there.
"So Jade..how's life, enjoying the taste of Andre's ball sweat?" Beck asks in a nasty tone.
"Well..while we're on the subject yes, Andre does have something that I quite enjoy" Jade said with a malicious smile drawn on her face.
"Beck's huge!" Trina yelled getting irritated with Jade.
"Oh, honey I can't even begin to tell you how far apart we are in the Peniverse" said Jade.
"Ladies, can we please NOT talk about the sizes of our ummm 'lil men'" Andre pleaded.
Just then Cat and Tori walked back in.
"We got candles! and..." Cat trailed off.
"And what Cat?" Jade asked.
"Is that a knock knock joke?" Cat asked really confused.
Tori looked down at her girlfriend and just softly kissed the top of her head.
"Looks like we'll be stuck here for a while so get comfy I guess.." said Tori.
"Alright, got any Turkey?" Andre asked Tori.
"No, our dad ate it all" Tori answered annoyed by her currently chunking out father.
"Can I watch 'Hey Arnold'?" Cat asked Tori causing the group to give her weary eyes.
"Ugh, adults are talking now, go play" Jade responded to Cat as if she literally were talking to a child.
"I wanna play Kirby on the Wii!" Cat yelled.
"CAT! What part of NO ELECTRICITY don't you understand?" Jade asked losing patience.
Cat just makes this weird face like she's trying to decipher what Jade is saying, like she just asked her to solve a rubiks cube. Tori brings Cat over to the couch to sit next to her and hands her Mr. Purple as she cuddles up to the redhead, she needed Cat to calm down and the best way to pacify Cat was by holding her close and throwing in Mr. Purple for added comfort.
Suddenly a cat can be heard meowing loudly and scratching at the door, eventually Trina let's it in and something weird happens, the kitten's eyes turn red and a big glowing light becomes visable alluminating from both it's eyes and going directly into Trina and Jade's which then makes their eyes glow, this takes all of 30 seconds and then the cat makes a mad dash for the door and makes it's exit. Everyone's kinda just like 'wth just happened?'
"Ok WHAT IN THE FUCK was that?" said Jade in a demanding tone. Andre's the first to notice that the voice didn't come from his lap where Jade had previously been sitting. Andre slowly looks up at Trina, cocks his head slightly to the side before words start to come out.
"Ja-Jade?" Andre let out with a look on his face like he'd seen a ghost.
"Yeah, who else would I-[she stops realizing she's looking at herself outside of a mirror]
"Andre? How am I able to see myself sitting on your lap when I'm standing over here?" Jade shakily asks.
"Whaaaaaaat?" Trina finally spoke getting up from Andre with a terrified look on her face.
Jade and Trina steadily start to make their way to each other, carefully examining one another in astonishment.
"So in this Freaky Friday scenario my body gets switched TO THIS?" Jade states in a disappointed tone as she wildly gestures to Trina's body.
"At least you don't look like the undead, I feel gross" Trina replied.
Jade's angry at the comment and tempted to reciprocate but then hastily remembers something.
"Listen, your in my body right now so I won't punch you in the face..." Jade trailed off. Jade grabbed "Trina" and snatched the scissors out of her left back pocket and quickly holds it up to Trina's [temporarily her's] hair.
"You wouldn't!" screamed a very nervous Trina.
"BUT..snip-snip" Jade said as she proceeded to cut a little bit of Trina's hair off from each side with a crooked smirk on her face.
"Oh yeah!" Trina said as she walked back over to Andre, grabbing his face and fiercely kissing him making Jade look like she's about to erupt.
"So Jade? Am I in trouble for kissing Trina even though technically right now she's kinda almost basically you?" A confusion stricken Andre asked.
"First of all, WHAT? and second YEAH, I'm right here and that's basically a shell so yeah no kissing me when it isn't me...WHAT?" Jade responded now very confused with her own statement. Cat randomly walks up to Trina's body aka Jade and waves her hand in front of her face saying things like "Hello" and "Jade, is that you?", Jade swiftly grabs Cat's hand startling the girl.
"It's already been established that I'm Jade!" Jade yelled into Cat's face causing her to scurry into Tori's arms.
Now everyone was staring at Jade and Trina questioning the very fabric of reality.
"How does something like this even happen?" asked Tori.
"Clearly it's Jade's fault!" Trina said as a matter of factly.
"Pardon?" Jade angrily snaps.
"You tell me, maybe you used your witchy goth powers to do this idk" said Trina causing Jade to scoff.
"Really? You think if I had powers I'd waste them switching bodies with you?" Jade screamed giving her this evil look.
"FYI if I had to body switch with a Vega, I wouldn't consciously choose you." Jade stated flatly.
Author Note- I have no idea how this story even came to be, in the beginning I had no intention of it turning into something supernatural, anyways let me know what you think..I don't know if I should continue it or not. Either way I thought it'd be a fun read, hope you enjoyed.