A/N: Yea it's just something stupid that I made up. It's kind of a continuation of chapter 13 in Our Worlds, Now Divided except Sierra isn't in this at all. It's completely random, but I hope you enjoy it!

A real man wears Hello Kitty underwear!

It was just a normal day at the World Meeting. Well, as normal as it is for the countries. Prussia brought beer that day and got everyone insanely drunk! So drunk that China tied to take off Switzerland's Hello Kitty underwear. You read that right. Switzerland has Hello Kitty underwear.

And who wants it?

That's right. China. So that is why Switzerland is running away from a squealing China who wants to take off his underwear. Germany was currently holding up a pistol to Japan's head while America was laughing loudly. France was trying to do inappropriate things to England. England, however, was too busy shouting profanities at Russia to notice that France was trying to rape him.

"Switzerland, give me the undies!" China screamed. Switzerland felt violated already. Stupid Spain took his pants off and when China spotted his Hello Kitty underwear, all hell broke loose.

Now, I bet your wondering why Switzerland has Hello Kitty underwear. Well, let's rewind back to yesterday…

*(Yeesterday at Switzerland's House!)*

"Big Bruder! I have something for you!" Lichtenstein yelled cheerfully. Today, she went over to Switzerland's house to spend quality time with him. She had made him some stuff too. She remembered a complaint about a shortage of underwear, socks, shirts, and other things she couldn't quite remember. Lichtenstein didn't like to see her Big Bruder stressed out.

Switzerland was on his back porch having a cup of tea. "Yes, Lillie what is it?" Lichtenstein giggled and handed a brown paper bag to him. He took it and looked it over before opening it. His eyes widened. Inside were bedazzled, pink, sparkly Hello Kitty underwear. There were a pair of shirts and shorts that were also bedazzled, pink, sparkly and had Hello Kitty plastered on them.

Switzerland got a look of disgust on his face and looked back up at Lillie. Her face fell when she saw Switzerland's disgusted expression. Why didn't he like it? She worked so hard on it! Tears started running down her face.

Switzerland quickly said, "No Lillie! I like it a lot! I just wasn't expecting you to get this for me! Please, I'm very sorry, Lillie! I'll wear the stuff for you. Don't cry…"

Lichtenstein recovered and nodded her head. "Ok, Big Bruder."

*(Anyway…)*

Yep, that is why Switzerland is wearing Hello Kitty underwear. He saw in the corner that Italy was passed out and Prussia was looming over him. Switzerland quickly shoved Prussia away from the past out Italy. Italy just mumbled about pasta.

Switzerland suddenly felt two warm hands wrap around his waist and he felt a sudden breeze between his legs. His Hello Kitty underwear! Switzerland quickly pulled up his underwear and pried China's hands away from him. Switzerland bolted for the door, not caring that he only had Hello Kitty underwear on.

The rest was a blur to Switzerland. He was running then he ran into a door and found it was England's house. China somehow obtained his Hello Kitty underwear. That is how Switzerland ended up in England's house with his butt up in the air, with no underwear. China was parading his bedazzled, pink, and sparkly Hello Kitty underwear around.

Remember: A real man wears Hello Kitty underwear. A wimp just passes out on England's couch naked.