The light beams down over two well dressed, handsome men as they stare at the camera in front of them. Beaming with their glistening white smiles, the brother-like figures begin their speech. "Hello, I'm Giotto Sawada…"

"… And I'm Cozart Shimon of the GBP (Generations of Bad Parenting) Network. We fully apologize for a lengthy absence on our part. Much like the cast of Family Guy, we didn't know we had a good thing until years later, but luckily we realized at the last moment what we had."

"Together with my fellow equally handsome chum here…"

"Thank you Giotto…"

"… We have snatched up the writers, actors, stage crew, and the town of Nanimori despite their bouts of depression, new career pursuits, new loves, family reunions, a no win season of dodge ball, and maniac bi-polar episodes (Daemon). The town wasn't so happy to find out we were doing this again considering the staggering debt from collateral damage and reconstruction from shooting just ONE scene…"

"… They came at us with pitchforks and lawsuits. We're too beautiful for that…"

"… Indeed we are, Cozart…"

"… just imagine what would happen if they struck my luscious red hair…"

"… I'd imagine your hairdresser would NOT be happy. Stephan would just rage, I'm sure…"

"… Yes he would, especially since we kidna… er asked him to come from the Americas to be our personal stylist."

"He's rather expensive. Nana always said it'd be good for the budget to let him go…"

"… I thought it was because we were holding a man hostage…"

"…SSSHHHH! We're on camera!"

"O-Oh sorry…"

"Anyway, back on track. GBP TV has returned to give you popular shows such as 'How to Not Get Killed By Your Girlfriend's Father'…"

"... 'Oh My, Sawada!'…"

"… 'A Pimp Named Lampo"…"

"… the upcoming buddy cop show 'Box and Bite'…"

"... and the highest rated unfinished pilot television has ever seen, 'Law and Order: Disciplinary Committee' …"

"… Giotto, I don't like that show. Every time we film I have to do my own stunts."

"Cozart, I do my own stunts even with this face, and you don't see me complaining."

"But you don't get rag dolled across the city the way I do."

Giotto frowned, "no, believe me, I have it worse."

"Please, you get more screen time; I don't understand why, I'm more interesting and better looking…" Cozart beamed.

"That's crap! Every night Nana always talks about how perfect my tush is… Always wanting to grab it. That one's all hands, Hehehe. Surprised Tsuna hasn't had any brothers or sisters yet…"

Cozart fiendishly smirks, "sounds like 'Mr. Perfect' has performance anxiety. His little troopers don't want to march to war…"

"I DO VERY, VERY WELL THANK YOU! Besides, I'm not like some degenerate who knocks up some Russian spy that tries to kill me after my son is born…"

"Who takes 11 months and a pregnancy to kill one man?"

"Who doesn't realize that she's going to kill you after seeing a SILENCER IN THE PANTRY!?"

"… There was a gun in there?"

Giotto smacks his forehead. "Anyway, let's just get back to our regularly scheduled programming of… uh, Cozart, what's being played!? The script doesn't say!"

Cozart rushes through a program booklet, "I-I got it! It says…" he covers his mouth. "Giotto, remember what we said about doing our own stunts?"

"Yes… why…" Giotto is shown the page of the booklet. His face drops to a look of horror, "dear… god… no…"

"It's been approved, Giotto. The network is taking it BEYOND THE PILOT! "

"Get them to show another episode of 'Oh My, Sawada!', hurry!"

"It's too late! The director wants us to announce it…"

Giotto curls up into a ball and cradles himself on the floor, "I don't wanna… I don't wanna…"

"W-We have to or we'll lose our jobs!"

"I'll work at the Pirate's Booty again! I still have my g-string and if Tsuna asks, tell him daddy's a truck driver who works nights…"

"But Giotto…"

"DADDY IS A TRUCK DRIVER AND NOT A MAN SLUT WHO SHAKES IT FOR DOLLARS!"

Cozart sighs. "Look, after this episode, unless you get me a stunt double I quit. So much violence; great writing, but I don't want to get rag dolled across the city every episode. Make it happen. Fans, if you'd like to see me and…" he looks over at Giotto.

"m-my milkshake b-brings all t-t-the ladies to the yard… t-that's right… don't look at daddy, Tsuna…"

"… Giotto again on screen just campaign and make sure the two beautiful men entertain you every night without losing his looks to beatings by tonfas, swords, judo kicks, and rocket launchers. Without further delay…"

"I can do my job, please don't make my son go on stage!" Giotto continued his mental breakdown.

"… Ok, let's get to the 3rd and final part of Law and Order: Disciplinary Committee! The Revengence!"

Giotto uncurled himself from the ground and looked toward Cozart. "We can't call it that… we didn't get the rights…"

"Oh, well then what's the new tagline?"

"… The Rebitining…"

"God that's awful."

"I know, but take it or leave it."

Chapter 7 – Law and Order: Disciplinary Committee Pt.3/The Rebitining

Hibari Estate [in flames] – Monday, 6:00 P.M.

A lone figure staggered down the road. His clothes we burned and his body had some signs of second degree burns. Raven hair fell slightly on the ground leaving a trail into Nanimori Forest en route 45. A yellow canary pursued the young man until he fell to his knees. He falls face first in the dirt as the bird lands beside his face.

The beautiful bird chirped close to his master, "Hibari! Hibari! Hibari!"

Above the two from a distance was a fire being fought at the Hibari estate. Fire trucks, policemen, and members of the Vongola family aided in the evacuation of the palace (as well as gathering and destroying certain controversial information and items the Vongola would want to keep secret). Asari and Knuckle oversaw these precautions while Iemitsu and a few others searched the perimeter on the grounds for the Hibaris.

"Kyoya, Alaude! Anyone around?" he shouted as someone informs him of Reborn and Lal Mirch's whereabouts. "What? They were there? I thought Lal left the estate a while ago. Something weird has been going on here." As he and several of his men continued the search, they were approached by Adelheid and Julie. "Kids, now isn't the best time…"

"Considering what's going, I'm sure you'll need assistance. Especially from one who knows of what's been going on," Adelheid replied to a surprised Iemitsu.

"It's hard to ignore a rampaging teenager having a fit over a motorcycle, especially Hibari."

"That's because he had something hidden inside it that made the situation more complicated. Did anyone think of that? Maybe he had a little weed hidden inside the compartment?" Julie hinted raising his eyebrows. Adelheid gave him a baffled look before smacking him upside the head.

"No he didn't. I checked. I would've known if he had any sticky icky on him," the dark skinned teen shook her head after hearing Iemitsu's admission.

"Men are idiots. Look, if you think this feeble explosion got rid of the Hibaris then you're clearly made a terrible career choice. Obviously they're around here somewhere…"

"What happened to Lal and Reborn?"

"Lal?" Julie asked.

"Lal Mirch. One of the best CEDEF agents we ever had. She's been popping up around the estate lately. I bet it's because they have a PlayStation. PlayStation is awesome," Iemitsu dreamily thought about playing on the PlayStation before getting kicked in the knee by Adelheid. "Hmph!"

"Look, fool, I'm not here to watch a grown man fantasize about a toy! I need you to tell me about the frequency and purpose of these visits of this Lal Mirch. Business or personal?"

"Pfft, business obviously. Lal's personal life is more of a mess than Daemon's head. Between breaking up with Colonello and moving out his place, she's been a little more of a busy body as of late. Considering all things she might as well just live at the manor."

Julie continuously nodded pretending to know what's going on. "Do you have a picture of her?" Iemitsu opens his cell phone and points out the scowling blunette next to Colonello. The perverted teen whistled, "She's a wild cat isn't she?"

"I'm not supposed to discuss those types of things about my subordinates… but Colonello says she's a beast in bed. Did you know she enjoys being spanked?" both men get smacked by Adelheid as she was disgusted by this conversation.

"You two can drool on women you'll never have on your own time! Meanwhile, there's a fire and missing people that need to be found!"

"Y-Y-Your right, I need to continue my investigation. Say, you're one tough cookie," he opened up a lecherous smirk, "How old are you?"

Julie watched Adelheid stare down the older man before realizing what was going on. "Blonde dude, I suggest you run. Run far, run hard, just stay away from h… umph!" Julie was smacked across the field by his partner.

"What's it to you, old man?"

"Maybe I wanted to offer you a job…" Iemitsu nervously remarked hoping she'd buy it.

"I don't think that was what you had in mind…" her glare intensified as Iemitsu felt as though he'd burst to flames.

"Y-You know what, I don't feel as though I'm fit to properly lead this investigation. I-In fact, I think I-I'm coming down with something; yeah, yeah! M-Maybe I can leave this and my team to you and we never bring up this conversation to anyone… especially the law enforcement." He threw an ear bud and walkie talkie to her as he gave her a nervous smile.

"Get out of my sight…" she gritted her teeth as the older man ran away. "Julie, get your lazy ass up. We're on a manhunt."

"W-Wait, what? You just let him go; what was the point of…"

"Not him, idiot! Hibari. We're going to find Hibari Kyoya, solve this stupid case, and I'll finally be able to gloat and put that bird brain Kyoya in his place. And maybe, just maybe…" she began to think about Hibari groveling to her feet and her forcibly kissing him. "Yes, the plan shall go perfectly."

"Uhh…" Julie felt awkward watching his friend, "you know I can't read minds right? What was the just maybe?"

"Hn," she smacked Julie again. "That does not concern you. Take this," she throws him the walkie talkie, "and relay my orders to the grunts to find the Cloud guardian."

"And his father…"

"Yeah, sure whatever," Julie walked away complaining about bossy women as Adelheid rubbed her hands together evilly, "soon, I'll prove that I and the Liquidation Committee is superior to you in every way. Then you'll be mine, and I have something very special planned for us..."

Nanimori Local Police Station – Monday, 7:30 P.M.

Nana walked through the dingy cells of Nanimori Police Station as she arrived to pick up several inmates who called her. As she arrived at the two cells at the end of the station, she met up with Chrome and Elena. The brunette frowned as she put two and two together.

"Fighting, fire, kidnapping, which of these are they in for?"

"Fighting," Chrome and Elena replied. Daemon grabbed his cell door and snarled at Nana.

"They started it!"

Cozart ran up to his shared cell with Giotto. "Because you're the one that started this whole mess with the Hibaris!"

"You lie!" Daemon replied as the two stretched out and flailed their limbs to hit one another. A bored Murkuro watched his father from the bench of their cell and thought this over.

"Mother, Chrome, I'm done playing this game. I really don't care about the Hibaris, Kyoya and Chrome, or father's… lunacy anymore. I just want to go back to pranking people with sadistic traps and chasing tail."

Elena frowned at that last statement, but she was glad her son learned a lesson from this. She smacked Daemon's hand and put her hands on her hips. "What about you, Daemon? Are you done being a jackass or do you plan on escalating on whatever this is?" A grumpy Daemon mumbled something low none of the women could hear. Elena leaned forward asking, "What was that dear?"

"… I'm done… I'm tired… My back hurts… I think I have a concussion… And I want sex…" Everyone but Elena flinched at that statement.

"… I don't think anyone needed to know that," Cozart remarked. Nana walked further to his cell wondering why her husband was so quiet. She watched as he was doing crunched in the middle of the floor with his jacket and shirt off only wearing a beater.

"Why is he doing that? How long has he been…"

"He's done it since we got here! It's weird."

"Nana? Is that really her?" the blonde sat up and watched his wife, fearing she might be an illusion in his exhausted state. "Oh my god it is! Wife!" he ran up pulling Cozart away from their cell as he tried to embrace her through the bars.

"G-Giotto!" she attempted to hug him as well feeling his hardened abs as she retracted her arms. She blushed and asked, "Why were you doing sit-ups, dear?"

Giotto sighed as he looked away from her solemnly. "Prison life's tough, dear. The meals are horrible, solitude brings the worst out of people, all the fighting, not to mention the way the men stare at you… look at me, Nana. I'm beautiful, and in prison they'd pass me around like joint in the hood. That's right, Nana, your hubby's gone street. I've seen things."

"You've only been here for three hours, dumbass!" Daemon yelled.

"Three hours is like three years in here, Daemon! Just because you're an ugly psychopath people avoid does not mean I don't attract attention! Look at me, damnit! My exuberant blonde locks, this baby face, my perky, firm tush…" he lifted his shirt, "…these rock hard abs…" Nana blushed at the sight of them as Chrome and Elena took a sneak peak much to Daemon's displeasure. "…Nana, their eyes, there was hunger in them! Your hubby was about to lose his man virginity! I have to work out vigorously to be strong enough to hold off my attackers!" he snuck a look over to Cozart.

"I wasn't going to rape you, Giotto!" the red head yelled!

"You say that now, but before you considered it! I saw you! We're like brothers, but the moment we got here you saw me like a prison bitch!"

Nana frowned at her husband's delirium. "Dear, I've paid your and Cozart's bail. You're needed back at the Hibari Estate."

Giotto blinked as everyone's attention turned to Nana. "What?"

"The estate caught fire after Reborn tried to settle the dispute with Alaude and Kyoya. After you and Cozart ran out of the meeting, he told us who was responsible for destroying the motorcycle. Of course, Colonello was an issue he had to handle beforehand."

"What does Colonello have to do with this?" Chrome asked.

"Lal Mirch broke up with him months ago because he wasn't going to get serious with their relationship. So she started dating Alaude to spite him. Needless to say, Lal's been falling for him. This has been going on for months."

Everyone's jaw dropped except for Chrome and Elena. "Good for her." Daemon turned to Elena.

"What? Are you meaning to tell me that the corpse, Alaude, is actually capable of romance?"

"He had Kyoya, so he must be possible, Daemon. Everyone gets lonely, and they deserve happiness in whoever they can find, and Lal is a good woman."

Daemon crossed his arms and looked away. "The woman's a slave driver and a masochist."

Elena frowned as Chrome pulled on her sweater and asked, "What's a masochist?"

"NOTHING THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT!" Daemon yelled as Chrome flinched. Elena smacked her husband.

"Don't yell at her for her curiosity! However, your father is right. It's nothing you need to worry yourself with… unless you and Kyoya have…"

"Lalalalalalala! I'm not listening! My daughter is still pure! Lalalalalalalala!" Daemon covered his ears in hope that he'd not hear what his daughter would say.

"I haven't," Daemon cheered at his daughter's answer.

"Thank you, Jesus!"

Cozart rolled his eyes at that remark. "I'm sure Satan will be upset after losing his most promising disciple."

Giotto sighed. "Alright, let's go deal with Alaude and Lal. Where are they?"

"That's the other problem; we don't know. When Iemitsu called me about the incident, he mentioned that the two with Reborn and Kyoya…"

"Wait, Kyoya was there!?" Chrome worried. Nana looked down and nodded. Her eyes welled up fearing the worse.

Elena placed a hand on her shoulder and hugged her daughter. "I guarantee he'll be okay, sweetie."

As Daemon watched her daughter crying, he had seen how much she cared about the boy. "The Hibari's are strong, Chrome. You think a fire is going to put them down? I've seen them pummel polar bears in the arctic because they gave them a look. If anything, they're probably wrestling the fire and doing suplexs on them right now! They're suplexing fire!"

As ridiculous as Daemon's statement was, it made Chrome feel better. "Thank you, daddy."

"That was disgustingly, unusually sweet. Sadly, I can actually see them suplexing fire, "Murkuro remarked.

"Let's leave and make sure they're alright. Jailer, free me this instant!" Giotto ordered as the policeman reluctantly released the four guys. The families (plus Cozart) walked out the station as looked up at the night sky. "It's bright out here. Nana, I'm not sure if I can make it on the outside after all I've seen."

"You've only been in there for three hours, dear, and it's 8 P.M."

"Prison life changes you, Nana. Time is slower. But I'll adjust, I guess."

Cozart snorted and mumbled, "Idiot."

Hibari Estate – Monday 8:30 P.M.

With the fire put out, Asari lead the law enforcement off the property as he, Knuckle, G, and Lampo were going to continue the investigation with the ASDEF. Out of the shadows in the surrounding area rose Reborn; his suit was charred from his battle with Alaude as he wiped off the ash from what remained on his body. The four were surprised he survived and in the condition he was in. They ran up to him hoping to get some answers.

"You okay, homie?" Lampo started.

"It's cool. Nothing I couldn't handle," Reborn smirked as he and Lampo fist bumped.

G rolled his eyes. "What the hell was that!? I thought you said you were going to talk to Alaude, not 'talk' to Alaude."

"Let's just say he got caught with his hand in Lal's cookie jar and wasn't too pleased I opened my mouth about it," Reborn tipped what remained of his charred.

"So, he starts a fire?" Asari was baffled at that reaction.

"Actually, funny story there," Reborn rubbed the back of his head, "I may have over shot the Chaos Shot a bit when Alaude came at me."

Everyone sweat dropped. "That explains that," Knuckle remarked, "what happened to Lal and Kyoya? They were in there, you know!"

"Really? Didn't notice…" Reborn nonchalantly replied.

"Bullshit!" the men turned to see Adelheid, Basil, and a bored Julie approaches them. "There's a witness that said he saw Lal leave the room you entered to confront Alaude."

"Who?"

"Thou shall be I," Basil replied. "Thou were en route to plant this report on your desk when my eyes saw Hibari and Lal cut off one another!"

The guardians turned to Reborn. "Good job, Basil. You're observation skills…"

"Can it, Reborn! Where are they?" Adelheid shouted.

"I couldn't see much after the fire broke out, but Alaude did run out the room with Kyoya and Lal in his arms. I don't know what happened after that, honest. I just got the hell out of there."

"So in addition to attempted arson…"

"…Accidental…"

"…You fled the scene like a coward…"

"… I could have died…"

"… And tried to cover up your mistake!"

"… I'll admit that part, but I wanted to continue the investigation on my own…"

"…For the credit and bragging rights…"

"…Yes…" Reborn shamefully dropped his head.

G and Asari crossed their arms as Knuckle shook his head at Reborn. "Shame on you, Reborn. -20 points on coolness…"

"-100 points on Knuckle for making a point system," Lampo smirked.

"As of now, the priority is searching for Hibari Kyoya!" Adelheid shouted.

"We also have to find Alaude and Lal Mirch," Asari added.

"Yeah sure, whatever," she waved her hand at the ridiculous thought, "I believe Alaude grabbed the two and ran off with them to bury their carcasses to cover his sin. No doubt having a mistress from one of his most valued subordinate's ex-girlfriend would cause controversy and distrust between him and his soldiers. The embarrassment would undoubtedly bring shame upon the Hibari name, which would've been destroyed when the death of Hibari Kyoya was heard throughout the mafia world! This Alaude is a sick bastard!"

Everyone looked at Adelheid and her crackpot theory. Julie coughed for attention, "that… or he could've taken them to a hospital."

Adelheid backhanded him, "what an incompetent theory! I shouldn't have brought you. As usual you've proven to be useless."

"Thou thought the sir's idea was plausible…" Basil got backhanded by Adelheid afterword.

"When you start speaking like someone from this century I'll start giving a damn what you say!"

Asari took charge, "we'll start calling the hospitals to see if any of them arrived. G and the children can…"

"Uh, since when did you start barking orders!? I'm the right hand man of the 1st. YOU," G poked Asari, "follow ME!"

Asari smiled, "Okay, G. I'm sorry. What do you want me to do?"

"… That first thing you said, for starters. And… I don't know… search the area in case they're still around?"

"Very good, G!" the rain guardian patted G on the back, "you're a great leader."

He beamed. "Y-You think? Wait," G shook his head, "you're mocking me!"

Asari made an innocent look, "I'm not, I swear. I just…"

The storm guardian jumped back and pointed to him, "I'm on to you…lets go, children, before this man swindles you out of your lunch money."

Adelheid backhanded G. "You don't order me around! Search the perimeter!" the three teens ran off in different directions as G grumbled and strode around the area.

"Did anyone else get a boner when she started smacking people?" Lampo got weird looks from the other adults.

"She's seventeen…" Knuckle stated.

"Y-Yeah, I'm just saying though… I mean, it'll be a few months before…"

"Touch that girl and Cozart will MURDER you," Reborn darkly spoke.

"Thanks for the warning…" Asari's phone began to go off as he answered an unknown number.

"I'm sorry, but there's an emergency that needs to be handled right now. You'll have to call back…"

"Asari…"

"A-Alaude!?" everyone stood there shocked as the rain guardian began speaking to him. The group closed in on him to listen on their conversation.

Sawada Residence – Monday 9:00 P.M.

Storm clouds began setting over Nanimori as a concerned Tsuna waited inside the guarded Sawada household. He was concerned with the news at the incident with the Hibaris. As much as he wanted to help, his mother and the other guardians decided it'd be safer with all of them somewhere safe and together in case something would happen. Needless to say, they weren't told too much about the situation except that there was a chance the case would be solved.

"Oh, cheer up, Tsuna. Things look like they're going to be a 'okay," Yamamoto grinned as thunder struck across the sky. Haru flinched on the couch as Lambo, sitting on her lap, hugged the teen for safety. Ryohei and Kyoko said nothing as Kyoko frowned at that sign. Gokudera snarled at the notion.

"Yeah right! Considering how insane Hibari is being and all of us stuck here means that something big is going down! If this case really was solved, why are being held back at the 2nd's house?"

"G-Gokudera, my mom went to get my dad and Uncle Daemon and Cozart out of jail, so I'm sure everything will be okay. Maybe that's what my mom meant when she said it was being handled," Tsuna tried to reassure his friend.

A nervous looking Gokudera bowed repeatedly to Tsuna, "u-uh, y-you're right, 2nd. I'm sure the 1st has everything under control."

Tsuna waved his hands nervously. "Y-You don't need to keep doing that."

"You ever notice Gokudera looks like that red duck that bobs back in forth in the glass of water?" Yamamoto brought up making Haru chuckle and Lambo confused.

Clenching a fist, Gokudera got in the rain guardian's face. "I do not! I'm tired of you and your stupid comments!"

"Don't EXTREMELY fight! It's EXTREMELY bad enough with the Hibaris already!" Ryohei reasoned. Sadly enough, he was right.

"Shut it, turf top!" lightning struck across the sky after Gokudera's outburst.

Tsuna jumped back from the sound of thunder as everyone looked toward the dark, stormy weather outside the window. As it began to rain heavily in Nanimori, an ominous feeling crept up to Tsuna's Hyper Intuition as he held up his arm across his guardians. "Someone… or something is here. Gokudera, Ryohei, guard Haru, Kyoko, and Lambo."

"Alright." "I can EXTREMELY do that!"

"Yamamoto, come on," the rain guardian nodded as he summoned his sword and slowly advanced toward the living room window following Tsuna. The 2nd generation boss's hands shook despite his courageous act. Tsuna looked closely out the window and observed the night covered lawn of his home noticing nothing but the droplets of rain and wind fighting the grass and the leaves in the trees.

Letting out a sigh, he called, "it's okay. I guess whatever was out there was scared off but the storm."

Everyone else in the room let out a relieved look before thunder and lightning shattered across the sky illuminating the area revealing a charred Hibari Kyoya outside of Tsuna's window. The ominous feeling spiked up quickly within Tsuna as he noticed everyone's changed expression. Before anyone could respond, Hibari broke into the Sawada Household, grabbed Tsuna, and threw the sky boss outside on the wet lawn.

"Hibari's back from hell to finish the job!" Ryohei yelled as he dragged a resistant Kyoko and ran.

"We're all going to die!" Haru screamed.

"Lambo wants daddy!"

"Cookies!" Yamamoto randomly spoke.

"That's it, Hibari. This stupid game ends now!" Gokudera points his flame arrow at Hibari only for the later to withdraw his belt and smack it out of his hand and smack the storm guardian in the face with the metal end, knocking his opponent unconscious.

Yamamoto watched everything going on as he nervously laughed. He looked at Hibari and nervously remarked, "lucky you survived! Now we don't have to tell the adults to look…"

"…shut the fuck up you idiot. I need a phone, NOW!" he ordered the rain guardian.

"Sure thing, pal." Hibari growled as Yamamoto left to get the phone. Haru and Lambo hid under a blanket on the couch as Hibird flew in and rested beside them.

"Someone should really check that boy for brain damage," Hibari murmured as Tsuna slowly climbed back through the window.

"W-Why did you do that!?"

"I needed to clear the glass so I wouldn't cut myself to badly when I entered you unkempt home. You have glass on the floor, you know. You should fire your maid," Hibari crossed his arms.

"M-My mom cleans the house…"

"…I still say you should fire her," Yamamoto returns with the phone as Hibari snatches it away from him.

"You know you're bleeding right?" Yamamoto pointed out the obvious.

"Pfft, unlike you I'm not some herbivore. By the way, you have one of them to worry about," the cloud guardian dialed a number as Tsuna wobbled trying to get further inside his home. Haru ran up to him and tried to help him to the bathroom with the others leaving the skylark on his own.

Shimon Mansion – Monday 10:30 P.M.

"This all ends tonight!" Giotto stood up in the middle of the mansion living room spotting every 1st generation Vongola guardians, Nana, the Spade Family, Cozart, Enma and his guardians, Reborn, Colonello, and Lal Mirch.

Alaude and Lal sat closely to one another in the love seat as Colonello glared the two hoping the fine leather would combust into flames regardless of who the fire struck. The cloud guardian was unfazed by the elite soldier's glare after having to save his girlfriend and son from a blaze started by a reckless Reborn. The hitman simply sat there as if nothing occurred in his charred suit and sipped espresso with Leon perched on his shoulder.

"About damn time! This one day is like months of carnage!" Koyo yelled.

"Allow me to present my findings to the court at large," Adelheid stood up in the center of the room.

Lal rolled her eyes, "Little girl, what can you possibly comprehend from this scenario? This has nothing to do with the Shimon…"

"… And yet my son was attacked and thrown into a cage!" Cozart yelled, "look at him, he has to wear a back brace just to straighten out his spine!" Enma continued to stand up uncomfortably amongst the audience.

"I really want to sit down."

"Of course, son. Right after the Hibaris pay for your medical bills," Cozart glared at Alaude as he sent a glare back at him.

Adelheid coughed for attention, "if I may?" everyone turned their attention to her, "it seems to me…"

Adelheid's theory

A skanky looking Lal Mirch rubbed her hands over the classic automobiles in the Hibari's garage as Alaude stared at her butt sliding out of her tiny, black mini-skirt; he watched the reflection of her breast barely hanging on her black tube top. He rubbed his hands together and let out a lecherous smirk as he unbuttoned his shirt and let it open, revealing his glistening, oiled up abs. Lal turned around and drooled at the silver fox in front of her.

"What the hell!? I never dress that way nor would I drool for a man, regardless of how accurate that description was," Lal Mirch blushed and turned away from the statement as Alaude couldn't help but smirk to the comment, much to everyone else's horror.

"Look here, whore, you'll have time to defend yourself after I finish my statement…"

"Whore!? Little girl," Lal growled, "you are talking to your senior, and I…"

Alaude gripped her shoulder "… let her finish her story. Then you can murder her. Think of it as motivation for a justified murder."

"… Fine…"

"Babe, I wanna ride one of these…" Lal rubbed herself against one of his motorcycles. "Take me for a ride, pwease?" she pouted and leaned over as the top looked ready to fall off.

"Of course we'll ride, but first I figured we'd take a drive on my NEWEST machine," Alaude closed the gap between them as they started making out on top on a Chevy. The cloud guardian stopped himself from going any further as he threw his shirt on the ground and dragged a gleeful Lal Mirch to Kyoya's motorcycle. She gasped at it as she laid herself lustfully on the chopper.

"Eeeemmmmmm, feels nice…" she sat back as Alaude took the lead in the seat and gripped the handles.

"Hang on, baby girl, we gonna torch the streets tonight," Alaude revved up the vehicle as Lal screeched in delight. The garage door opened as they sped out to the road at high speeds.

Regardless of the number of police cars they had to out run, Alaude and Lal entered a forest and slammed the motorcycle into an oak wood tree as they explored each other's bodies. Animals fled the scene from the noises and display; after two hours of heated passion and debauchery, the two returned to the motorcycle.

"What's next for the evening? Bank robbing? Pushing old ladies down the stairs? Ecstasy?" Lal lick her lips.

"Nothing too complicated. I'm thinking of getting some adrenaline pumping through my veins and nothing says adrenaline more than flipping this hog over some nerd's car while flipping off the police and drinking down some Molotov's!"

"Such a bad boy!" Lal squealed as she hopped in the back pressing herself against him. "Go fast, go, hard!"

"Of course. Such a bad girl," letting out a fiendish grin, he rose his cycle in the air as he sped out of the forest, trampling over several woodland creatures in the process.

After outrunning several officers and defacing the town with their vandalism and public sexual acts, Alaude decided to do that trick she wanted him to do. Seeing a pile of cars laid out perfectly on the road, he revved up the motorcycle as Lal Mirch stood in the middle of the street waving to him.

"Baby I love you! This is all yours when you get back!" she flaunted her body at him.

"Tch, obviously. You were mine the moment you joined my organization! Colonello was a small, insignificant fool! Hahahahaahaha!" Alaude shot out running over a car and flew up in the air as he passed up four vehicles in the air, but began to descend on a nearby cable truck. Before impact, Alaude jumped off the two-wheeler and landed hard on the concrete as Lal screamed in fear. The collision between the vehicles destroyed the truck and the nearby cars on the sidewalk as she held up a bruised Alaude in her arms.

"Please be okay," she continued to kiss his scars and bruises," please be okay."

"… Lal… I'm fine. Don't you worry about me baby," the silver haired guardian let up a thumbs up and a smiled as she hugged his bare chest. "How's the bike?"

Lal looked at the blaze in front of her and saw a wrecked motorcycle nearby. The sound of police cars alerted them as well as the fire truck's sirens. "It's busted! We gotta go! 5-0!"

As she carried Alaude to a dark alley, he stopped her saying, "no, we have to get the bike! It could be rebuilt, better, stronger, faster! It is the pride of the Hibari family!"

"What about your son?"

"He can rot in hell. Get the bike!" Lal ran and used all of her strength to pull the motorcycle away from the fire as she and Alaude vanished into darkness.

After an hour of dragging the broken bike back to the manor, they proceeded to finish their dirty deed in the basement and clothed one another. "What if they see us?" Lal worried.

"They won't. Continue doing what you do, and I'll do the same. No one will be the wiser. Mwahahahahaha!"

"Dude, that sounds more like something Daemon would do than Alaude," Julie remarked as Adelheid smacked him in the face.

"Be quiet, peon. Your tiny mind can't comprehend the evil that is Alaude Hibari. Now, as for what happened AFTER Reborn exposed the two fornicators, the cloud guardian figured that this was the perfect opportunity to fulfill his wildest dream…"

Dragging Lal and Kyoya out of the fire, Alaude helped his girlfriend recover as he watched his unconscious son and sneered at him. "I'm sick of this brat!"

Coughing, Lal let out, "he's gotten in our way for the last time! But how do we deal with him!"

"How do you think? We throw his body in the fire and make it look like this herbivore died pitifully in the blaze!" he carried Kyoya's body.

"You are so smart! I love you!" Lal kneeled on the ground with her hands against her cheeks, "besides, we can always work on making a better child than this weakling."

Alaude smirked, "I like that. We should start right after we rid of this trash." The two ran off as close as they can toward the fire, threw the body in, and headed to the sleaziest motel to continue their unholy fornication.

"… And that's what happened. For you see, they were driven by lust and gave into their sinful natures causing countless property damage, destroying the innocence of children who saw their figures, conspiracy, and murder! These two should be put onto the guillotine and beheaded! We burn their diseased filled bodies afterwards, gather the children scarred by this incident, and deprogram their minds from what they saw. They should be ashamed of themselves. Well come on, off with their heads!" Adelheid raised a fist in the air as everyone could on stare bewildered at her.

(End statement)

The room heard a silence unknown since the beginning of life itself. Everyone was either afraid or disturbed to voice their opinion. Lal Mirch, however, had something else in mind.

"Do you rest your case?"

"I do; your move, whore." Adelheid crossed her arms.

Lal Mirch let out a breath before shouting, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU LITTLE BITCH!" she rushed forward at an unphased Adelheid as she stood her ground. Elena, Nana, and a few other guardians tackled her on the ground to stop her pursuit, but she continued her path of destruction despite being slowly down by six bodies.

"Why is she so strong!?" Giotto yelled.

"She's the Hulk!" Cozart replied as Lal bit him, "AAAAHHHH! She's a Rabid Hulk!" he let go to rub his wound.

"Argh, she gave the founder slut rabies!" Adelheid let out twisted look as Lal continued to run at her. Before the two collided a tonfa flew in the air through a broken window as it knocked Lal unconscious. The group fell to the ground on top of her as Hibari broken into the home and made his way into the living room. Tsuna's group walked through the door and looked at the scene before them.

"The door was unlocked! Why do you need to break into our homes?"

"Doors are too slow. This is faster," Hibari answered. He looked at Adelheid remarking, "step aside, herbivore, I have to speak with my father and his…" he sneered at Lal, "… mistress."

"Oooooohhhhhh," the audience cried.

"You're in trouble, homes," Lambo pointed out to Alaude as he punched the former in the face.

"Tch, I see the fire didn't kill you; I suppose that makes sense considering you're the child of the devil," Adelheid glared at Hibari.

Yamamoto looked confused. "How can that be? Is Daemon Hibari's real father?!"

Asari looked at Yamamoto astounded, "what kind of brain damaged idiot are you?"

Yamamoto looked up in the air and thought about it for a minute before responding, "the right kind, sir!"

With the tension in the air, everyone but Adelheid decides to give the Hibaris and Lal Mirch their space. Crossing her arms, the ice guardian remarks, "this oughta be good. Be sure to wash your hands after handling her. God knows where she's been…"

Lal continued to growl as Kyoya looked back at Adelheid. "Herbivore, your presence will make me bite you to death unless you don't leave… NOW!"

The older girl huffed and stomped out the room. At the front door, Adelheid responded, "not the last time you'll see me." She dramatically slammed the door as the three left in the room focused on one another.

Hibari watched his father and Lal sit side-by-side at the love seat strategically decided on how to handle this. The situation was completely new to him and he could not just jump at it without thought. Of course, that would mean he'd have to tap into this force herbivore's called 'feelings,' and he was utterly uncomfortable with exploring these 'feelings.' So, the skylark decided on the most reasonable solution he could think of…

"This abomination is over. You two are to never to see each other. You," he pointed to his father, "owe me for my motorcycle, and you," he turned to Lal, "are fired. You will not receive any references for future employers from us; you have a week to leave Nanimori before I decide to bite you to death. You are to have no contact with anyone in this organization or its allies, especially with my father. Do I make myself clear?"

The two adults looked at Hibari with separate expressions; Alaude wasn't surprised that his son would be so blunt over the situation, but Lal was taken aback by the boy's response and furthermore, her boyfriend's lack of one. She glared at Alaude for a good minute hoping he'd take action, but none came. Thus, Lal decided to take action.

"Kyoya, listen, me and you're father…"

"You have no words in this conversation, whore," Hibari darkly replied. Lal winced at that statement and was unsure how to react to his.

"Kyoya, you will not disrespect her in any way especially in my house…"

"… It's not your house," Cozart yelled.

"It is now," Alaude wrote a check and threw it out the window, "you have a day to move out before I burn your crap."

Cozart looked at the check briefly before yelling, "Enma, call the crew. Tell'em we're moving on up!"

"B-But we're already rich!"

"But now we're richer! You can never have enough money, Enma! Trust daddy!" the eldest Shimon ruffled his son's hair.

"What about a mom? Can you get me one of those?"

"Uh…" Cozart didn't know how to answer that, "we'll see."

Ignoring the commotion outside, Kyoya replied, "why should I listen to you? For someone who's supposed to be in your position you don't set a good example or take responsibility for your actions, and the fact this woman has had this impact on you shows that she's no good for us."

"Us?" both Alaude and Lal remarked. Kyoya sneered.

"I assume this has been going on for a while…"

A while was considerable since they'd been dating in months. Neither of them realized how long and serious their relationship had come since Lal ended things with Colonello. Placing a hand over Alaude's, Lal opened up, "Kyoya, I'm not trying to take your dad from you or push you out of this life; you're still as important to him now as you were the day you were born. If you don't want me around, I'll go, but know this…"

"Leave."

"… I love your father with all my heart…"

"I don't give a fuck. Get out…"

"… and I'll accept you as much as I've accepted him. I'm not trying to replace your…"

"Enough! It has nothing to do with that…"

"It has everything to do with it," Alaude stepped in as he gazed at Lal briefly before she nodded and left the two alone. "Kyoya, I… I think Lal might… be… argh…" the silver haired cloud guardian struggled to get his words out as he refocused on his son, "... look, Lal and I are going to date. Deal with it, but know that she wants to get to know you further than the hellion that terrorizes this town. I know we don't talk about your mother enough, but maybe it's time we did so."

Kyoya could only glare at his father as he turned to leave. Before walking out the mansion, he spoke, "I'm billing you for the damage, upgrades, collateral damage on the town, and mental anguish."

Alaude smirked, " Mental anguish? That's a herbivore word."

"It's appropriate for the moment," slamming the door behind him, the wood splintered apart before revealing a terrified Tsuna that happened to cross the skylark's dark presence.

Looking in the doorway, everyone precede back inside and helped Enma and Cozart pack up to move out of Alaude's new mansion. Lal Mirch pulled Alaude aside to talk to him in private.

"So, this is going to get worse before it gets better…"

"Hm. By then he'll have burned Japan to the ground."

"Best to have the fire department on speed dial then. Maybe this isn't a good idea. If I'd know this would've happened…"

"No one can predict what Kyoya would do. When he started dating Daemon's daughter, that almost gave me a heart attack, but I accepted it and found it was healthy for him to be in a relationship. Change, unfortunately, is inevitable, and part of maturity and growing up is getting used to it. Eventually he'll have to talk about his mother, but until then, I won't give you up that easily. I know a parent must sacrifice in order for their children to survive and make it in the world, but this between us feels natural, and I'd like to think you'd be good for him too," he squeezed her hand as Lal smiled.

"Don't expect me not to be cautious around work or you. I still have a job right?"

"That boy has no say over my underlings… and you," before the two could kiss, a flash shone across the room as Giotto looked at the picture on his cell phone.

"… and the Grinch's heart grew ten sizes that day, almost the size of a human heart, as he was finally becoming a real boy instead of a demon man," Giotto gave Alaude a toothy grin as the cloud guardian pursued the Vongola boss, rampaging and destroying everything in his path.

Nanimori High School 12:00 A.M.

Hibari watched the moon from the closed window in his office. Holding a red and gold box in his hand, he opened it up revealing memorabilia and photos of his late mother. Never one to ask what if, he merely played with jewelry and stared at the photos for some time before putting them away. His anger subsided, but he couldn't help but feel something foreign about what happened earlier at the Shimon (soon to be Hibari) Mansion.

Hibari turned to a light knock on the door as he walked over to answer it. Chrome appeared on the other side as he slid over to let her in. She kissed him on the cheek and sat by his futon. The two spoke no words as he lay beside her and two of them spent time kissing and cuddling. It was clear he was not going to speak about anything that happened earlier, so she took charge of the situation.

"If it was my dad I'd be mad too. I mean, it might be different because I've had my mom for so long and you've barely had one in your life, but Ms. Mirch shouldn't be punished for wanting to be with your dad. She is not trying to be in that position, yet. If it does happen, I'm sure she'd love you as if you were her child. There's no harm letting her in," Kyoya laid with his head in her lap as she played with his unruly hair. "Please don't take it out on them because they confided in each other to fill their loneliness. From what we've seen today, their love is real, but if you don't make an effort to accept or even give Ms. Mirch a chance, your father will get rid of her and be miserable all for the sake of you. He loves both of you, but he'll choose you over her if he has to. I'm sure of it. If you really care about him, give this relationship a chance and get to know her."

The two sat in silence for several minutes before Hibari spoke up, "do your parents know you're here?"

"I snuck out after everyone got back. My mom might suspect something, but the others don't know."

Hibari sat up and raised Chrome off her feet as they converted the futon into a bed. They lay down on the bed as the two cuddled up with each other. "The school doesn't know you use this office as a second home, do they?"

"If they do, clearly they're too scared to confront me about it," he took her hand and lightly whispered, "thank you, Chrome, for talking to me."

"No problem," she looked up at him as the two continued to kiss under the moonlight before falling asleep within each other's arms.

I'm a be honest, I didn't expect to write such an ending; however, this is not a subject that can go away that easy, and there will be follow-ups to this chapter (that's right, Hibari-style Law & Order continues.) Majority of the chapter was completed before life came crashing down between the death of my dad, work, school, and working on side projects. Also, I've been working on some Batman related stories since I've become too fanatic over the series (excluding Batman Inc. That should burn.) As far as these one-shots go, I'll update sporadically. Once I get a good idea I need to take time on it; this isn't one of my higher priority stories however despite its length of existence. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the third and final part to the intro of the Law & Order: Disciplinary Committee series. More to come after a few chapters. Coming up next: Tsuna & his Uncle Xanxus.